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Don't step on a duck!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" |
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Charleen Welton wrote
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" Quite funny - but the rude version is hilarious! -- David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 11 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 2 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- |
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Hahaha! Loved it. Sent it to a few friends. Thanks.
-Enid |
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It's funny even the second time around. Jill posted it here only a day
or so before you... -- Christine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 |
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I realized that when it showed up. I thought this was so funny that I sent
a copy of Jills post to my father-in-law. He and I often swap funny items. But it was in the evening and I am most definately not a night person so I sent it back to RPCA by mistake instead! Charleen "CK" wrote in message ... It's funny even the second time around. Jill posted it here only a day or so before you... -- Christine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 |
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CK wrote:
It's funny even the second time around. Jill posted it here only a day or so before you... Oh, good! I'm not going mad. -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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Charleen Welton wrote:
I realized that when it showed up. I thought this was so funny that I sent a copy of Jills post to my father-in-law. He and I often swap funny items. But it was in the evening and I am most definately not a night person so I sent it back to RPCA by mistake instead! Charleen Not a thing wrong with that... we've all misposted when we're tired or up to late! Jill "CK" wrote in message ... It's funny even the second time around. Jill posted it here only a day or so before you... -- Christine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 |
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