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A madder dat needz attenshun
Deer frendz,
I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Sundance |
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A madder dat needz attenshun
Sundance wrote:
Deer frendz, I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Sundance Yu iz ontu sumfing heer. I iz gittin tyred uf 'git outta thu way" wen I is rubbin myownself agins hur legs wen she is walkin downstares or inspektin thu process uv puttin thu noo catfud outa thu bag wif thu hole an intu plastik kontainers, wat is NOTTED FARE spayshully wen we dint make thu hole this tyme; she did wen she wuz tryin tu git thu proof uv purchase off fur an offur uv more catfud if she haz enuff peeces uv papur. She finks shez in charj uv evurryfing! I will make careful notes uf yur sujestions an follow them. I iz alredy eggspert at piking thu best purt uv thu bed, but I still gets kicked off sumtymes cuz Meomie sez she gits stiff ifn she kant change hur posishun inna bed. Puttin hurownself furst, agin! -- Sam & Cinnamon |
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"Cheryl" wrote in message
... Sundance wrote: Deer frendz, I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Sundance Yu iz ontu sumfing heer. I iz gittin tyred uf 'git outta thu way" wen I is rubbin myownself agins hur legs wen she is walkin downstares or inspektin thu process uv puttin thu noo catfud outa thu bag wif thu hole an intu plastik kontainers, wat is NOTTED FARE spayshully wen we dint make thu hole this tyme; she did wen she wuz tryin tu git thu proof uv purchase off fur an offur uv more catfud if she haz enuff peeces uv papur. She finks shez in charj uv evurryfing! I will make careful notes uf yur sujestions an follow them. I iz alredy eggspert at piking thu best purt uv thu bed, but I still gets kicked off sumtymes cuz Meomie sez she gits stiff ifn she kant change hur posishun inna bed. Puttin hurownself furst, agin! -- Sam & Cinnamon Yes, yes, the telltale sinez uv a hoomin dat duznt respeck kitteez. Be on da lert fur frazez such as deze: * Git outta thu way * Git offa dere * Moov yur noze (or yur tale) * Sundance, yoo iz a pest Sundance |
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On Feb 27, 6:16*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Deer frendz, I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? *Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Rite awn, Sunnydanse, Stik it to da MAN raises right paw -- Missy |
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On Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:16:17 -0800, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed: So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Dese iz furry wize wurdz, Sundance! Keep beink purrsistant! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/27/2010 12:44:01 PM |
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A madder dat needz attenshun
Sundance wrote:
I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. I delegate dis: Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty Senior Advisor 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah |
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"Sundance" wrote in message ... Deer frendz, I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Sundance Boi, iz YU Rite! Juzt kuz Paw izzunt feelin stronk yet, he tinkz I shud wayte fur Meowmee ttu git a round tuit tu feed mineself. He'z un errlee rizer, hur iz knot. Effin tho I hed bonk him seffurrul tymez him sez 'wait furr meowmee." hmmmmffff. An da dynink ruum taybul iz juzt rite furr me tu surrvay da liffink-dynink-kitchun ruuumz. Meowmee haz da NERF tu poynt da waddur skwirtur attid MEE! Wen iz da negzt Boot Kamp? It shud be uh Doozee! Pit2nya |
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On Feb 27, 12:57*pm, Adam wrote:
Sundance wrote: I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. I delegate dis: Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty * * *Senior Advisor 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah Duz yoo fink yoo needz tew conveen a confurense onda subjek ob Terrytorry, Madame Grand Pooh-Bah? Weespekfurry, MeOwy Sekittyterry ob da Inteerior |
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we aprufz of diz message... we haz owrz hoominz trainedta leaf dry fudz owt
alltimez now, we iz wurkin onna wet fudz, which dey iz veri stingi wif, blamin it onna ted, Tiger "Sundance" wrote in message ... Deer frendz, I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Sundance |
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MH smilez prwodli at hizown fafurite girlkittee,...
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Feb 27, 6:16 am, "Sundance" wrote: Deer frendz, I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid. I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz? An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday. So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese. Rite awn, Sunnydanse, Stik it to da MAN raises right paw -- Missy |
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