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Waffles peturbed
Waffles has been a real PITA this afternoon and this evening. Talk about limpit
& needy. I was getting ready to go out & she was constantly at me, wanting attention, meowing, purtring, headbutting, following me about the house. Being a general worry-wart "Meowmie's going out! No! No!" I went to a meeting in Dereham tonight, so I thought I'd cycle there instead of using the car. It's been a while since I've done some night cycling as opposed to dusk cycling, so I was in my standard "The Mothership has Landed" get-up of multitudinous lights & acres of reflectives. As I cycled through Dereham town centre, a local spotty yoof spotted me and I got a good-natured "F!!!ing h*ll! You're not going to get run over dressed like that!" I laughed & said that that was the general idea ;-) Yoof went on his way smiling. Anyhow, got to meeting, attended meeting & then cycled home. Was She Who Must Be Obeyed in a right royal stink about me going out, and boy has she let me know. As I was putting the bike away in the garage, she follwoed me and all the time I was in there I had this black-furred *nag machine* yowling her head off and weaving between my feet. As I walked back into the house, the yowling nag machine kept on yowling at me. I mean, it's nice to know she's missed me, but I was only gone for three hours. As soon as I sat down she jumped on my knee, started to perform acupuncture on my thighs and purr - loudly. Perhaps she objects to me leaving the house with enough lighting & reflectives to illuminate a football stadium ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune **$om $ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- |
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You probably looked like a mobile Xmas display.
Yup ;-) My goodness, Her Ferocity lost her queenly composure? Perhaps this evening she had a queenly strop in the style of Elton John ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune **$om $ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- |
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On 09 Dec 2004 20:56:42 GMT, omcom
(dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) yodeled: You probably looked like a mobile Xmas display. Yup ;-) My goodness, Her Ferocity lost her queenly composure? Perhaps this evening she had a queenly strop in the style of Elton John ;-) Heeheehee! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
Waffles has been a real PITA this afternoon and this evening. Talk about limpit & needy. I was getting ready to go out & she was constantly at me, wanting attention, meowing, purtring, headbutting, following me about the house. Being a general worry-wart "Meowmie's going out! No! No!" I went to a meeting in Dereham tonight, so I thought I'd cycle there instead of using the car. It's been a while since I've done some night cycling as opposed to dusk cycling, so I was in my standard "The Mothership has Landed" get-up of multitudinous lights & acres of reflectives. As I cycled through Dereham town centre, a local spotty yoof spotted me and I got a good-natured "F!!!ing h*ll! You're not going to get run over dressed like that!" I laughed & said that that was the general idea ;-) Yoof went on his way smiling. Anyhow, got to meeting, attended meeting & then cycled home. Was She Who Must Be Obeyed in a right royal stink about me going out, and boy has she let me know. As I was putting the bike away in the garage, she follwoed me and all the time I was in there I had this black-furred *nag machine* yowling her head off and weaving between my feet. As I walked back into the house, the yowling nag machine kept on yowling at me. I mean, it's nice to know she's missed me, but I was only gone for three hours. As soon as I sat down she jumped on my knee, started to perform acupuncture on my thighs and purr - loudly. Perhaps she objects to me leaving the house with enough lighting & reflectives to illuminate a football stadium ;-) Another thing Waffles and Frank have in common. Frank hates it when I go out in the evening. When I leave for work in the morning, he couldn't care less; he hardly opens an eye or cocks an ear when I say bye-bye to him (of course, I always say bye-bye. Sometimes he even has to endure a cuddle before I leave). But if I'm getting ready to leave in the evening, he circles me, looking worried and mewling at me. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 08:11:14 +0200, Marina
yodeled: dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote: Waffles has been a real PITA this afternoon and this evening. Talk about limpit & needy. I was getting ready to go out & she was constantly at me, wanting attention, meowing, purtring, headbutting, following me about the house. Being a general worry-wart "Meowmie's going out! No! No!" I went to a meeting in Dereham tonight, so I thought I'd cycle there instead of using the car. It's been a while since I've done some night cycling as opposed to dusk cycling, so I was in my standard "The Mothership has Landed" get-up of multitudinous lights & acres of reflectives. As I cycled through Dereham town centre, a local spotty yoof spotted me and I got a good-natured "F!!!ing h*ll! You're not going to get run over dressed like that!" I laughed & said that that was the general idea ;-) Yoof went on his way smiling. Anyhow, got to meeting, attended meeting & then cycled home. Was She Who Must Be Obeyed in a right royal stink about me going out, and boy has she let me know. As I was putting the bike away in the garage, she follwoed me and all the time I was in there I had this black-furred *nag machine* yowling her head off and weaving between my feet. As I walked back into the house, the yowling nag machine kept on yowling at me. I mean, it's nice to know she's missed me, but I was only gone for three hours. As soon as I sat down she jumped on my knee, started to perform acupuncture on my thighs and purr - loudly. Perhaps she objects to me leaving the house with enough lighting & reflectives to illuminate a football stadium ;-) Another thing Waffles and Frank have in common. Frank hates it when I go out in the evening. Hee hee. You can't break routine. Stinky gets very agitated if I lie down and fall asleep on the couch in the daytime. He starts poking and prodding me. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
I was in my standard "The Mothership has Landed" get-up of multitudinous lights & acres of reflectives. Maybe this was what Waffles was all bent out of shape about? She thought you *were* the Mothership? As I cycled through Dereham town centre, a local spotty yoof spotted me May I ask, what is a "spotty yoof"? I do not believe that expression has ever been uttered in the United States of America. As I was putting the bike away in the garage, she follwoed me and all the time I was in there I had this black-furred *nag machine* yowling her head off and weaving between my feet. This sounds like just another normal day with Licorice! as I sat down she jumped on my knee, started to perform acupuncture on my thighs and purr - loudly. Aww - she just wanted a little reassurance. Perhaps she objects to me leaving the house with enough lighting & reflectives to illuminate a football stadium ;-) I think she was confused. "Why has the Mothership landed and what did it do to my mommy?" Joyce |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 08:11:14 +0200, Marina yodeled: dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote: Waffles has been a real PITA this afternoon and this evening. Talk about limpit & needy. I was getting ready to go out & she was constantly at me, wanting attention, meowing, purtring, headbutting, following me about the house. Being a general worry-wart "Meowmie's going out! No! No!" Another thing Waffles and Frank have in common. Frank hates it when I go out in the evening. Hee hee. You can't break routine. Stinky gets very agitated if I lie down and fall asleep on the couch in the daytime. He starts poking and prodding me. Since I've been unemployed, Persia has *no* idea when I may or may not leave the house. She's adapted very well to giving me a big sigh when I put my shoes on and getting into her "I'll wait right here for you" meatloaf position by the couch. Sometimes she's sitting on the front windowsill watching/listening for my car. When it comes to naps, she climbs up and has to nap with me. Jill Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:07:43 GMT, yodeled:
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote: I was in my standard "The Mothership has Landed" get-up of multitudinous lights & acres of reflectives. Maybe this was what Waffles was all bent out of shape about? She thought you *were* the Mothership? As I cycled through Dereham town centre, a local spotty yoof spotted me May I ask, what is a "spotty yoof"? I do not believe that expression has ever been uttered in the United States of America. spotty=pimply yoof=youth Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Wilson is usually very quiet till I wake up, but the other morning.I'd
had a restless night and decided I would have a bit of a sleep in. Wilson was ok as I was getting back to sleep, then, and as if he suddenly realised what i was doing, he attacked my ankle "get up you lazy hoomin" so I did, didn't notice till I got in the shower though that he actually drew blood. I think next time I cut his nails, I'll give his teeth a little file whileI'm at it. Jean.P. Kreisleriana wrote in message ... On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 08:11:14 +0200, Marina yodeled: dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote: Waffles has been a real PITA this afternoon and this evening. Talk about limpit & needy. I was getting ready to go out & she was constantly at me, wanting attention, meowing, purtring, headbutting, following me about the house. Being a general worry-wart "Meowmie's going out! No! No!" I went to a meeting in Dereham tonight, so I thought I'd cycle there instead of using the car. It's been a while since I've done some night cycling as opposed to dusk cycling, so I was in my standard "The Mothership has Landed" get-up of multitudinous lights & acres of reflectives. As I cycled through Dereham town centre, a local spotty yoof spotted me and I got a good-natured "F!!!ing h*ll! You're not going to get run over dressed like that!" I laughed & said that that was the general idea ;-) Yoof went on his way smiling. Anyhow, got to meeting, attended meeting & then cycled home. Was She Who Must Be Obeyed in a right royal stink about me going out, and boy has she let me know. As I was putting the bike away in the garage, she follwoed me and all the time I was in there I had this black-furred *nag machine* yowling her head off and weaving between my feet. As I walked back into the house, the yowling nag machine kept on yowling at me. I mean, it's nice to know she's missed me, but I was only gone for three hours. As soon as I sat down she jumped on my knee, started to perform acupuncture on my thighs and purr - loudly. Perhaps she objects to me leaving the house with enough lighting & reflectives to illuminate a football stadium ;-) Another thing Waffles and Frank have in common. Frank hates it when I go out in the evening. Hee hee. You can't break routine. Stinky gets very agitated if I lie down and fall asleep on the couch in the daytime. He starts poking and prodding me. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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