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Anyone ever accidentally run over a cat with a bike tire?



 
 
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Old June 8th 04, 02:21 PM
Slick's Back
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Default Anyone ever accidentally run over a cat with a bike tire?

I regret to inform you all that yesterday when I was speeding past my
neighbors house, their cat darted out towards my bike and got caught
under the back tired and was immdediately crushed. I didn't even
really notice until my back tire jumped up. I had to be humane and
finish the thing off because it was obviously in alot of pain. Never
before have I heard such a bold meow as the one that was cut off my
the steamrolling of my back tire. He was obviously a very proud
feline. I had to stash his body in the yard of another neighbor too so
as to remove myself from any guilt I might have incurred. He will be
bittersweetly missed.

-Slick
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Old June 8th 04, 02:26 PM
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No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


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Old June 8th 04, 02:26 PM
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No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


Theresa
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Old June 8th 04, 02:26 PM
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No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


Theresa
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Old June 8th 04, 05:21 PM
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Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we
could change the characters to suit our story better:

An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger.
During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and
asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to
worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger
inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well,
first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down
into the street again..."

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Christine in Vantaa, Finland
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photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63

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Old June 8th 04, 05:21 PM
CK
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Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we
could change the characters to suit our story better:

An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger.
During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and
asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to
worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger
inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well,
first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down
into the street again..."

--
Christine in Vantaa, Finland
christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com
photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63

Laku: DS B G 4.11 Y L W C+ I+++ T++/- A+ E H+ S+ V++ F Q+ P- B PA PL
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Old June 8th 04, 05:21 PM
CK
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Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we
could change the characters to suit our story better:

An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger.
During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and
asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to
worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger
inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well,
first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down
into the street again..."

--
Christine in Vantaa, Finland
christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com
photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63

Laku: DS B G 4.11 Y L W C+ I+++ T++/- A+ E H+ S+ V++ F Q+ P- B PA PL
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Old June 8th 04, 06:49 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:21:59 +0300, CK yodeled:

Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we
could change the characters to suit our story better:

An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger.
During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and
asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to
worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger
inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well,
first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down
into the street again..."



hee hee

Theresa
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old June 8th 04, 06:49 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:21:59 +0300, CK yodeled:

Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we
could change the characters to suit our story better:

An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger.
During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and
asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to
worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger
inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well,
first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down
into the street again..."



hee hee

Theresa
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old June 8th 04, 06:49 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:21:59 +0300, CK yodeled:

Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident.


That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we
could change the characters to suit our story better:

An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger.
During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and
asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to
worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger
inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well,
first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down
into the street again..."



hee hee

Theresa
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
 




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