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Anyone ever accidentally run over a cat with a bike tire?
I regret to inform you all that yesterday when I was speeding past my
neighbors house, their cat darted out towards my bike and got caught under the back tired and was immdediately crushed. I didn't even really notice until my back tire jumped up. I had to be humane and finish the thing off because it was obviously in alot of pain. Never before have I heard such a bold meow as the one that was cut off my the steamrolling of my back tire. He was obviously a very proud feline. I had to stash his body in the yard of another neighbor too so as to remove myself from any guilt I might have incurred. He will be bittersweetly missed. -Slick |
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No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we could change the characters to suit our story better: An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger. During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well, first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down into the street again..." -- Christine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 Laku: DS B G 4.11 Y L W C+ I+++ T++/- A+ E H+ S+ V++ F Q+ P- B PA PL |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we could change the characters to suit our story better: An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger. During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well, first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down into the street again..." -- Christine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 Laku: DS B G 4.11 Y L W C+ I+++ T++/- A+ E H+ S+ V++ F Q+ P- B PA PL |
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Kreisleriana wrote:
No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we could change the characters to suit our story better: An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger. During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well, first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down into the street again..." -- Christine in Vantaa, Finland christal63 (at) yahoo (dot) com photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 Laku: DS B G 4.11 Y L W C+ I+++ T++/- A+ E H+ S+ V++ F Q+ P- B PA PL |
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:21:59 +0300, CK yodeled:
Kreisleriana wrote: No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we could change the characters to suit our story better: An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger. During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well, first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down into the street again..." hee hee Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:21:59 +0300, CK yodeled:
Kreisleriana wrote: No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we could change the characters to suit our story better: An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger. During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well, first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down into the street again..." hee hee Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:21:59 +0300, CK yodeled:
Kreisleriana wrote: No, but I have run over a troll. Oh wait, that wasn't an accident. That made me thing of an old joke (in somewhat poor taste), where we could change the characters to suit our story better: An rpca-member was a taxi-driver. One day, s/he got a blind passenger. During the trip, the passenger noticed the taxi bump three times and asked the driver what it was. The driver told the passenger not to worry, they had just happened to run over a troll. But the passenger inquired why there had been three bumps. And the driver said: "Well, first we went up onto the sidewalk, then over the troll, and then down into the street again..." hee hee Theresa My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/ |
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