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Old November 19th 03, 09:51 AM
Miss Violette
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cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit


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Old November 19th 03, 01:50 PM
dsh-diva
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:51:31 -0600, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit

HiHi Toni Bennit, weze notted shur what issa going on eefer, but, weez
purrin dat your soft feels bedderer soon. Weze sadsad fur her. Wen
yu figger owt whatts da matter, pleez tell us.
PURRpurrPURRpurrPURRpurr
Xena anc CAllisto
  #3  
Old November 19th 03, 01:50 PM
dsh-diva
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:51:31 -0600, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit

HiHi Toni Bennit, weze notted shur what issa going on eefer, but, weez
purrin dat your soft feels bedderer soon. Weze sadsad fur her. Wen
yu figger owt whatts da matter, pleez tell us.
PURRpurrPURRpurrPURRpurr
Xena anc CAllisto
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Old November 19th 03, 03:24 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit


Hi, TB.

I askeded mineown older sisfurs what might be happenin in your house,
and dey didn't know eifur. We'll all be purring up a storm fur you and
your meowmie. Sounds like she needs fur you to remind her how comforting
kitty purrpurrs can be.

Tabitha Kitten

  #5  
Old November 19th 03, 03:24 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit


Hi, TB.

I askeded mineown older sisfurs what might be happenin in your house,
and dey didn't know eifur. We'll all be purring up a storm fur you and
your meowmie. Sounds like she needs fur you to remind her how comforting
kitty purrpurrs can be.

Tabitha Kitten

  #6  
Old November 19th 03, 06:03 PM
Miss Violette
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It appears that this kitten furry and soft took in is getting his one true
home soon, Miss Violette, who had just gotten where she could tolerate this
little terror
dsh-diva wrote in message
s.com...
On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:51:31 -0600, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa

been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef

up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if

claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just

leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit

HiHi Toni Bennit, weze notted shur what issa going on eefer, but, weez
purrin dat your soft feels bedderer soon. Weze sadsad fur her. Wen
yu figger owt whatts da matter, pleez tell us.
PURRpurrPURRpurrPURRpurr
Xena anc CAllisto



  #7  
Old November 19th 03, 06:03 PM
Miss Violette
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It appears that this kitten furry and soft took in is getting his one true
home soon, Miss Violette, who had just gotten where she could tolerate this
little terror
dsh-diva wrote in message
s.com...
On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:51:31 -0600, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa

been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef

up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if

claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just

leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit

HiHi Toni Bennit, weze notted shur what issa going on eefer, but, weez
purrin dat your soft feels bedderer soon. Weze sadsad fur her. Wen
yu figger owt whatts da matter, pleez tell us.
PURRpurrPURRpurrPURRpurr
Xena anc CAllisto



  #8  
Old November 19th 03, 06:05 PM
Miss Violette
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I isa stil notted sure butted her doez not leak when her pickz up da ofur
kittyz, Toni the damp
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa

been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef

up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if

claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just

leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her

was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit


Hi, TB.

I askeded mineown older sisfurs what might be happenin in your house,
and dey didn't know eifur. We'll all be purring up a storm fur you and
your meowmie. Sounds like she needs fur you to remind her how comforting
kitty purrpurrs can be.

Tabitha Kitten



  #9  
Old November 19th 03, 06:05 PM
Miss Violette
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I isa stil notted sure butted her doez not leak when her pickz up da ofur
kittyz, Toni the damp
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa

been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef

up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if

claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just

leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her

was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit


Hi, TB.

I askeded mineown older sisfurs what might be happenin in your house,
and dey didn't know eifur. We'll all be purring up a storm fur you and
your meowmie. Sounds like she needs fur you to remind her how comforting
kitty purrpurrs can be.

Tabitha Kitten



  #10  
Old November 19th 03, 06:09 PM
Sylvia M
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Sowndz lyke hur luffz yu lotz'n lotz.

Dyna, da dry

I isa stil notted sure butted her doez not leak when her pickz up da ofur
kittyz, Toni the damp
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
cuuld you kittys hep uses?

Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her

hasa
been
leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown

sef
up
anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if

claws
shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when notted broked. Her isa just

leakin
water monster alla time now.

Her keeps mumblin bout how rescu typez of peoplez isa stronger than
herownself.

Her sayed to furry her wuuld do what isa best fur myownsef butted her

was
notted at all happy bout it.

I don't unnerstan any of dis at all,

Toni Bennit


Hi, TB.

I askeded mineown older sisfurs what might be happenin in your house,
and dey didn't know eifur. We'll all be purring up a storm fur you and
your meowmie. Sounds like she needs fur you to remind her how comforting
kitty purrpurrs can be.

Tabitha Kitten





 




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