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HK: A fun new trick
LO Hoolikits
I've a fun new game: Hiding The Soap. I fetch the bar off the washbasin onto the floor and pull up the bathmat and bury it underneath. If it's still soft from recent use and My Hoomin doesn't notice he then gets to tread on it with a lovely squishy sound and a nice residual mess. You're bound to be popular when this happens so give it a try! Purrs to all Claudius Emperor of Home Purresident HK Chapter 05 -- /\_/\ ( ' oo ' ) {..}_{..} |
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Purrsident Claudius, my Mama says you have too much free time, but I will
try your new trick. Secrepurry Lily -- Irulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time "Exocat" wrote in message ... LO Hoolikits I've a fun new game: Hiding The Soap. I fetch the bar off the washbasin onto the floor and pull up the bathmat and bury it underneath. If it's still soft from recent use and My Hoomin doesn't notice he then gets to tread on it with a lovely squishy sound and a nice residual mess. You're bound to be popular when this happens so give it a try! Purrs to all Claudius Emperor of Home Purresident HK Chapter 05 -- /\_/\ ( ' oo ' ) {..}_{..} |
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"Exocat" wrote in message
... LO Hoolikits I've a fun new game: Hiding The Soap. I fetch the bar off the washbasin onto the floor and pull up the bathmat and bury it underneath. If it's still soft from recent use and My Hoomin doesn't notice he then gets to tread on it with a lovely squishy sound and a nice residual mess. You're bound to be popular when this happens so give it a try! Purrs to all Tell your Hoomin to wash with his tongue like we cats do. Then he wouldn't need soap. G Kim. |
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Exocat wrote:
LO Hoolikits I've a fun new game: Hiding The Soap. I fetch the bar off the washbasin onto the floor and pull up the bathmat and bury it underneath. If it's still soft from recent use and My Hoomin doesn't notice he then gets to tread on it with a lovely squishy sound and a nice residual mess. You're bound to be popular when this happens so give it a try! Purrs to all Claudius Emperor of Home Purresident HK Chapter 05 Cool trick, Claudius! just make sure your hoomin doesn't slip and fall when he steps on the soap. He might not be able to give you food then! Ah, the horror! Caliban Treaspurrer HK Chapter 05 -- Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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"Exocat" wrote in message ... LO Hoolikits I've a fun new game: Hiding The Soap. Yawn. Been there done that. I also broke Paw Rob's electric razor, tore up the tongue paper, brought down a shower curtain, shredded the really ugly wall paper in the fat wench's bathroom, found the places where they hide the magazines and brought them out for everyone to look at. And that's just the bathroom. You kits need to expand your horizons. You'll never get up to the levels of us older cats. We're pretty good at causing disruption and mayhem. Better yet, we won't share our secrets. So Nah. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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Cap'n Pine Cone, sir! No disrespect meant, but give us time evil grin.
After all, we're only 5 months old!!! Lily wink -- Irulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time "Pamela Shirk" wrote in message ink.net... "Exocat" wrote in message ... LO Hoolikits I've a fun new game: Hiding The Soap. Yawn. Been there done that. I also broke Paw Rob's electric razor, tore up the tongue paper, brought down a shower curtain, shredded the really ugly wall paper in the fat wench's bathroom, found the places where they hide the magazines and brought them out for everyone to look at. And that's just the bathroom. You kits need to expand your horizons. You'll never get up to the levels of us older cats. We're pretty good at causing disruption and mayhem. Better yet, we won't share our secrets. So Nah. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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A fun new trick
"Irulan" wrote in message ... Cap'n Pine Cone, sir! No disrespect meant, but give us time evil grin. After all, we're only 5 months old!!! Lily wink You kits boast for no reason. When the hoomin slips and falls, then you can boast. I haven't make a hoomin slip and fall yet, other than the fat wench, who deserved it. But I have gotten the blonde wench in trouble by climbing in the shower with her, then convincing PawRob and the fat wench that she forced me into the shower and then spiked my fur. Watching her face while PawRob and the fat wench yelled at her for getting me wet was well worth the effort. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. giving out a freebie |
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A fun new trick
"Pamela Shirk" wrote You kits boast for no reason. When the hoomin slips and falls, then you can boast. I haven't make a hoomin slip and fall yet, other than the fat wench, who deserved it. But I have gotten the blonde wench in trouble by climbing in the shower with her, then convincing PawRob and the fat wench that she forced me into the shower and then spiked my fur. Watching her face while PawRob and the fat wench yelled at her for getting me wet was well worth the effort. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. giving out a freebie Fang u for the tip Cap'n. Only fing, as Caliban rote: if we damage our hoomin (those of us with only one) whool feed us then? I neerly got my hoomin to kill hisself on the sope under the mat before I reelised. My fluffy thug senior Snowball, Class of '03, had a VERRY expensiv trick, I wunder if it's a record: he scratched big holes in the foam surrounds of ojur hoomin's 15.75" studio-standard woofers, value over USD1,000 a pair, ruining the Frekwency Response and ventilating the sealed kabinets, so stopping the use of stereo ekwipment worth in retale terms maybe USD40,000. Expensiv clors or wat? Respektful Purrs Claudius Emperor of Home Purresident, HK Chapter '05 PS Doan forget we can always get b*st*rd k*tt*n tr*ck tips from our ethereal link to the Mothership :-)) |
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A fun new trick
"Exocat" wrote in message ... Fang u for the tip Cap'n. Only fing, as Caliban rote: if we damage our hoomin (those of us with only one) whool feed us then? I neerly got my hoomin to kill hisself on the sope under the mat before I reelised. My fluffy thug senior Snowball, Class of '03, had a VERRY expensiv trick, I wunder if it's a record: he scratched big holes in the foam surrounds of ojur hoomin's 15.75" studio-standard woofers, value over USD1,000 a pair, ruining the Frekwency Response and ventilating the sealed kabinets, so stopping the use of stereo ekwipment worth in retale terms maybe USD40,000. Expensiv clors or wat? Respektful Purrs Claudius Emperor of Home Purresident, HK Chapter '05 PS Doan forget we can always get b*st*rd k*tt*n tr*ck tips from our ethereal link to the Mothership :-)) You know that the hoomin is hooked if s/he still feeds you after you afterwards. You're supposed to show them who's boss, not kill dem, dummy. I like the speaker trick. I'd do it here, but the hoomins haven't got any worth the effort. Snowball's ears probly hurt after listening to some of the noises the hoomins call music. QC, my elder sister (yes folks, we had her checked out, she is a girl, what we thought were boy parts were from an operation before she was dumped) hated the sound of one of the telefones so much that she would bite through the cords. The hoomins had to buy a lot of fone cords, then finally bought another fone. BTW where do you think the mothership gets those tricks from anyway? We, the hoolicats of the past and present, send our ideas to the mothership. That doesn't mean that she gets all of our ideas, or even our best. A cat's gotta keep something for him/her self. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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A fun new trick
Cap'n Pine Cone Esq. disguised as
"Pamela Shirk" wrote You're supposed to show them who's boss, not kill dem, dummy. I got dat now. Plees remember I'm only 5 munce old (+ a bit) I like the speaker trick. I'd do it here, but the hoomins haven't got any worth the effort. Snowball's ears probly hurt after listening to some of the noises the hoomins call music. Prolly. But my hoomin's previous master Kensey _liked_ his music so much he'd curl up & relax right at the perfect stereo crossover point in the centre of the room! QC, my elder sister (yes folks, we had her checked out, she is a girl, what we thought were boy parts were from an operation before she was dumped) hated the sound of one of the telefones so much that she would bite through the cords. I hate our fone too, but I was teeving & culdn't bite my way froo 'cos my mouf was soor. Now I've got my big noo teef I'll try agin. BTW where do you think the mothership gets those tricks from anyway? O, I C. I'm prowd to be a keen stoodent. Purs Claudius |
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