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  #1  
Old December 7th 10, 06:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
typy
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

Finally found us the ultimate cat toy -- a laser pointer :-)
(Yes, of course I'm careful with it!)
Typy went all over the walls when I tried it, poor thingie g
Oh, another thing: her last vaccinations are due on Thu, Wonder how
the Bast I get her into the carrier ...

Andy
  #2  
Old December 7th 10, 06:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

On Tue, 7 Dec 2010 10:46:18 -0800 (PST), typy
wrote:

Finally found us the ultimate cat toy -- a laser pointer :-)
(Yes, of course I'm careful with it!)
Typy went all over the walls when I tried it, poor thingie g
Oh, another thing: her last vaccinations are due on Thu, Wonder how
the Bast I get her into the carrier ...

Andy



yew must put a treets in da carrier, da ones dat smell gudgud lyk
fiss.
beauty
  #3  
Old December 7th 10, 06:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).

I purred fur TED last Furday at my bizit. Den I yawned an stretched to
show off. Den ize gave a few heedbuttz. Den weze went home.

Booker

Grabity wurks well fur gettin Snowflake an Chappy in carrierz. Dey don't
like metalmonsters or TEDs.

On 12/7/2010 10:46 AM, typy wrote:
Finally found us the ultimate cat toy -- a laser pointer :-)
(Yes, of course I'm careful with it!)
Typy went all over the walls when I tried it, poor thingieg
Oh, another thing: her last vaccinations are due on Thu, Wonder how
the Bast I get her into the carrier ...

Andy

  #4  
Old December 7th 10, 07:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

On Dec 7, 1:58*pm, Booker wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy



I purred fur TED last Furday at my bizit. Den I yawned an stretched to
show off. Den ize gave a few heedbuttz. Den weze went home.

  #5  
Old December 7th 10, 08:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, Booker wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy



I purred fur TED last Furday at my bizit. Den I yawned an stretched to
show off. Den ize gave a few heedbuttz. Den weze went home.



  #6  
Old December 7th 10, 08:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

On Dec 7, 4:07*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...
On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, Booker wrote:

I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy





I purred fur TED last Furday at my bizit. Den I yawned an stretched to
show off. Den ize gave a few heedbuttz. Den weze went home.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


She duz desurf pwaudits fur stikking tew da Roolz ob Eggayjmint.
MeOwy
  #7  
Old December 7th 10, 08:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

On 2010-12-07 4:37 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New wrote in message
...
On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy

I haznt bin tu TED sins I wuz fixed wen notted broke, butted I lykes
TED. I lykes alla hoomins. I evun lykes Cinnamon, evun tho she iz furry
rood wen I playz wif hur tale. Wen meomie adopted Cinnamon, thu hoomins
wuz wunderin iff thu 'tomcat' (that iz me) wud be furry aggressive to a
noo cat, butted I jus lykes effurywun.

Wun fing I memfurs - thu TED-assistunt put a gyant pill down myne throte
so fast I hardly notised it. This rilly impuressed Meomie, hoo haz vivid
memries uv Mandy (RB) hoose view bout TED wuz kinda lyke Missy's, an hoo
Meomie had tu feed likwid medsines tu.

Hoomins iz impuressed by thu stranjest fings.

--
Sam
  #8  
Old December 7th 10, 08:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

I haz mellowed sinze i haz lifed wif deze hoominz butted i still duzint
liksa ted. MH
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Dec 7, 4:07 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...
On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, Booker wrote:

I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy





I purred fur TED last Furday at my bizit. Den I yawned an stretched to
show off. Den ize gave a few heedbuttz. Den weze went home.- Hide quoted
text -


- Show quoted text -


She duz desurf pwaudits fur stikking tew da Roolz ob Eggayjmint.
MeOwy


  #9  
Old December 7th 10, 08:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Hoomin talking -- warning

TV anna chester nefur minded gowinta ted, tv usta purr so lowd da ted had
trublez hearin hizown heart, anna chester alwayz wantsa get petted anna
headbumpz instead of gettin zamined, MH
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 2010-12-07 4:37 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New wrote in message
...
On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy

I haznt bin tu TED sins I wuz fixed wen notted broke, butted I lykes
TED. I lykes alla hoomins. I evun lykes Cinnamon, evun tho she iz furry
rood wen I playz wif hur tale. Wen meomie adopted Cinnamon, thu hoomins
wuz wunderin iff thu 'tomcat' (that iz me) wud be furry aggressive to a
noo cat, butted I jus lykes effurywun.

Wun fing I memfurs - thu TED-assistunt put a gyant pill down myne throte
so fast I hardly notised it. This rilly impuressed Meomie, hoo haz vivid
memries uv Mandy (RB) hoose view bout TED wuz kinda lyke Missy's, an hoo
Meomie had tu feed likwid medsines tu.

Hoomins iz impuressed by thu stranjest fings.

--
Sam



  #10  
Old December 7th 10, 11:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

None of uzenz fits da TED. Gramby made us not do dat da firstis time so we
neffer did. We gits more treatz from da gurlz dat way.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
TV anna chester nefur minded gowinta ted, tv usta purr so lowd da ted had
trublez hearin hizown heart, anna chester alwayz wantsa get petted anna
headbumpz instead of gettin zamined, MH
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 2010-12-07 4:37 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New wrote in message
...
On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw
letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).

I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy

I haznt bin tu TED sins I wuz fixed wen notted broke, butted I lykes
TED. I lykes alla hoomins. I evun lykes Cinnamon, evun tho she iz furry
rood wen I playz wif hur tale. Wen meomie adopted Cinnamon, thu hoomins
wuz wunderin iff thu 'tomcat' (that iz me) wud be furry aggressive to a
noo cat, butted I jus lykes effurywun.

Wun fing I memfurs - thu TED-assistunt put a gyant pill down myne throte
so fast I hardly notised it. This rilly impuressed Meomie, hoo haz vivid
memries uv Mandy (RB) hoose view bout TED wuz kinda lyke Missy's, an hoo
Meomie had tu feed likwid medsines tu.

Hoomins iz impuressed by thu stranjest fings.

--
Sam





 




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