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Old December 7th 10, 11:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

i sayz tedz iz fur bitin, OEJ
"Granby" wrote in message
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None of uzenz fits da TED. Gramby made us not do dat da firstis time so
we neffer did. We gits more treatz from da gurlz dat way.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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TV anna chester nefur minded gowinta ted, tv usta purr so lowd da ted had
trublez hearin hizown heart, anna chester alwayz wantsa get petted anna
headbumpz instead of gettin zamined, MH
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2010-12-07 4:37 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw
letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).

I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.

Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.

Get da point.

--
Missy

I haznt bin tu TED sins I wuz fixed wen notted broke, butted I lykes
TED. I lykes alla hoomins. I evun lykes Cinnamon, evun tho she iz furry
rood wen I playz wif hur tale. Wen meomie adopted Cinnamon, thu hoomins
wuz wunderin iff thu 'tomcat' (that iz me) wud be furry aggressive to a
noo cat, butted I jus lykes effurywun.

Wun fing I memfurs - thu TED-assistunt put a gyant pill down myne throte
so fast I hardly notised it. This rilly impuressed Meomie, hoo haz vivid
memries uv Mandy (RB) hoose view bout TED wuz kinda lyke Missy's, an hoo
Meomie had tu feed likwid medsines tu.

Hoomins iz impuressed by thu stranjest fings.

--
Sam







  #12  
Old December 8th 10, 02:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

On Dec 7, 7:45*pm, "Granby" wrote:
None of uzenz fits da TED. *Gramby made us not do dat da firstis time so we
neffer did. *We gits more treatz from da gurlz dat way."Storrmmee" wrote in message

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TV anna chester nefur minded gowinta ted, tv usta purr so lowd da ted had
trublez hearin hizown heart, anna chester alwayz wantsa get petted anna
headbumpz instead of gettin zamined, MH
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2010-12-07 4:37 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
dat mine fafurite ladycat!!! MH admirilinee
"Will in New *wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 1:58 pm, *wrote:
I like goin to bisit TED. I like ridin in da metalmonster if pawpaw
letz
me luk around (wen meowmie is drifin).


I wike too bisit TED awlso. I wike to fite wiff Uncl Bill until I get
intoo da carrier. I get wun point four effery stich he gotta get at da
hoomin TED. If he wasn't sew mutsh stronger it wood be a fairer fite.
DEN I get two thratsch aroun in mine carry-box. I can mak it go onto
da flour ob da car. I can mak it go upside-DOWN onto da flor ob da
car.


Den I try to murder da TED an his littl elfs. Or is dat Sanda dat has
elfs? It don' madder, I murder Sanda two. Butted Uncl Bill hol me for
da TED, sew I can mak sum mor pretty designs on Uncl Bill. An gett mor
points.


Get da point.


--
Missy


I haznt bin tu TED sins I wuz fixed wen notted broke, butted I lykes
TED. I lykes alla hoomins. I evun lykes Cinnamon, evun tho she iz furry
rood wen I playz wif hur tale. Wen meomie adopted Cinnamon, thu hoomins
wuz wunderin iff thu 'tomcat' (that iz me) wud be furry aggressive to a
noo cat, butted I jus lykes effurywun.


Wun fing I memfurs - thu TED-assistunt put a gyant pill down myne throte
so fast I hardly notised it. This rilly impuressed Meomie, hoo haz vivid
memries uv Mandy (RB) hoose view bout TED wuz kinda lyke Missy's, an hoo
Meomie had tu feed likwid medsines tu.


Hoomins iz impuressed by thu stranjest fings.


--
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Mine own mommycat luved TED bisicks sew much! Beclawz dey giffed hur
a "sedativ" once an she had fun tumbling awoun an being silly, an she
awways wanted to go bak dere. Fur minesefl, ai tryed as hard as ai
cud to stay in da carrier, butted no byting an skwatching occured.
Just minesefl wooking furry suspishuss an tewwifyed.
MeOwy
  #13  
Old December 8th 10, 09:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

On Dec 7, 6:46*pm, typy wrote:
Finally found us the ultimate cat toy -- a laser pointer :-)
(Yes, of course I'm careful with it!)
Typy went all over the walls when I tried it, poor thingie g
Oh, another thing: her last vaccinations are due on Thu, Wonder how
the Bast I get her into the carrier ...

Andy


Da new ted we has heer is kinda scared offa kitties. He keeps askin
Meomie wen we visit if we bite....Meomie lukes affrunted n says no
corse not! (furry indignuntlee) den we bites him...hehehe!

Jack, Harry n Sukie Da Gordon Boyz
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Old December 8th 10, 11:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

kule, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 6:46 pm, typy wrote:
Finally found us the ultimate cat toy -- a laser pointer :-)
(Yes, of course I'm careful with it!)
Typy went all over the walls when I tried it, poor thingie g
Oh, another thing: her last vaccinations are due on Thu, Wonder how
the Bast I get her into the carrier ...

Andy


Da new ted we has heer is kinda scared offa kitties. He keeps askin
Meomie wen we visit if we bite....Meomie lukes affrunted n says no
corse not! (furry indignuntlee) den we bites him...hehehe!

Jack, Harry n Sukie Da Gordon Boyz


  #15  
Old December 8th 10, 11:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Hoomin talking -- warning

Diz TED here sumez all kitties and doggies will bite den is sprized when dem
dont.
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 6:46 pm, typy wrote:
Finally found us the ultimate cat toy -- a laser pointer :-)
(Yes, of course I'm careful with it!)
Typy went all over the walls when I tried it, poor thingie g
Oh, another thing: her last vaccinations are due on Thu, Wonder how
the Bast I get her into the carrier ...

Andy


Da new ted we has heer is kinda scared offa kitties. He keeps askin
Meomie wen we visit if we bite....Meomie lukes affrunted n says no
corse not! (furry indignuntlee) den we bites him...hehehe!

Jack, Harry n Sukie Da Gordon Boyz


 




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