Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!

On May 6, 11:46*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! *Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust
dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. *Sew Ma kalled da
manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen
gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf
n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla ..

meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. *Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r
fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da
nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz?
Pa did mayke meowmie uh *nise laytay n hym *fylled *da Myster Kawfee wast
nite wif wadder.

Hur WUZ *gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder,
hur kant doo dat *n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. *Wen da dam wadder
komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank *fing
fur flushing.

O, g ezz wat? *ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat.
Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd
beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, *n da floar tew *n meowmie kleened et
awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad
wiff meh. Nope

Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz
Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, *n *awl 4 *uff usses gotted
da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot
dat dum TED *iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl.

Hur syde hurtz herownself bad *cuz hur finks hur mite hab *pulled uh mussel
wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib,
et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie.
Dat wadder *bedder git *fyxed n *bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad
hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder.

Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur
n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks...
Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!!
Mosey

Dats mostest hinconveenyunt! Yure poor, poor Meomie! Tel hur ta sit
down n havva cuppa tee, n breef slowly n gentul til hur wibs not tutu
sore ennymore. We hopes da wadder goes bak on soon, fur awl da
peepil.

Hugs n nosepoinks
Da Gordon Kittiez n Meomie Bess

uh oh, OEJ

Mosey shredz da wadder infurmashun-

Mine meowmie brotted hoam a gnu wittur bocks fing dat sets on top ob
da hoomin toywet.
Watsup wid dat ai wundring.
MeOwy

ai nebber hurd uff sutch uh fing..kan ai port ovur dere n chex et owt?
Mosey

Mosey shredz da wadder stuff

Dats mostest hinconveenyunt! Yure poor, poor Meomie! Tel hur ta sit
down n havva cuppa tee, n breef slowly n gentul til hur wibs not tutu
sore ennymore. We hopes da wadder goes bak on soon, fur awl da
peepil.
Hugs n nosepoinks
Da Gordon Kittiez n Meomie Bess

Fank awl uff yew.
..meomie had sum cammimile tee n kalmed daown n den taked uh nap n da
wadder kame bak on aftur 3 anna haf howrz layter.
Hugs n nosepoinks bak mai/owr gud frendz
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps n Meomie Kyla

I purrsonallee iz gonna do myown uzual Meowmie's Day rooteen, such az:

I will make shur Meowmie feedz ussez on time, so dat she duznt hav to wurree
abowt her beluvvid kitteez starvin to def.

I will sit rite in frunt ov her, so dat she kan see her beluvvid kittee at
awl timez.

I will regularlee ask fur attenshun, so dat she knowz her beluvvid kitteez
iz fingkin uv her, evin when she iz bizze wif uther fingz.

Rebecca sez she will help by pushin fingz onto da flor, so dat if dere iz a
erf kwake Meowmie's beluvvid kitteez wont be hurted by fingz fallin on dem.

I will do awl dis bekuz datz juss da kind uv kittee I iz.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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ok den owrz soft iza purtee gud hoomin, OEJ fur her howze, wif herown paw
ofur storrmmees mowf
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Diz Sundai, Mae 8 iz Meomiez Dai n wee wunna wish awl da hoomin meowmiez
uh Happee Meomiez Dai cuz yew luffs usses n r sew gud tew usses n tayke
sutch gud kare uff usses.
Y ew kan put yerown messuge heer fur yerown meomie.

Wee luffs owr own Meowmie Kyla sew mutch 3
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs, *nosepoinks* n luffs
Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat n Pipps

Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey shredz da wadder stuff

Dats mostest hinconveenyunt! Yure poor, poor Meomie! Tel hur ta sit
down n havva cuppa tee, n breef slowly n gentul til hur wibs not tutu
sore ennymore. We hopes da wadder goes bak on soon, fur awl da
peepil.
Hugs n nosepoinks
Da Gordon Kittiez n Meomie Bess

Fank awl uff yew.
.meomie had sum cammimile tee n kalmed daown n den taked uh nap n da
wadder kame bak on aftur 3 anna haf howrz layter. Hugs n nosepoinks bak
mai/owr gud frendz Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps n Meomie Kyla


Weez happi dat yus don hav tu bee firsti now an kan baf an yous da
hooman littr box. Al dis iz mos importn. TuTu

ai luffs mai meomie sew mutch cuz hur feedz meh gud fudz n letz meh hulp hur
en da gardin n wee pway da mandolin n sing tewgeffer. Hur luffz meh bak sew
mutch tew.
Wee kuddle tewgeffer tew n ai wike dat n wee pway gaymes ..hur iz sew mutch
fun.
Hur iz da bestest meomie ai cud effer hoap tew hab.
AI WUFF YEW MEOMIE 3
*nosepoinks*
Yer gud gurl
MeOwy

OK, I iz catfoozled. Dis post is sined frum Mosey in da list, but frum Meowy
heer, but it sownz like Mosey's ritin. Furry catfoozling.

Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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ai luffs mai meomie sew mutch cuz hur feedz meh gud fudz n letz meh hulp
hur en da gardin n wee pway da mandolin n sing tewgeffer. Hur luffz meh
bak sew mutch tew.
Wee kuddle tewgeffer tew n ai wike dat n wee pway gaymes ..hur iz sew
mutch fun.
Hur iz da bestest meomie ai cud effer hoap tew hab.
AI WUFF YEW MEOMIE 3
*nosepoinks*
Yer gud gurl
MeOwy

diz iza gud pwan, trudi
"Sundance" wrote in message
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I purrsonallee iz gonna do myown uzual Meowmie's Day rooteen, such az:

I will make shur Meowmie feedz ussez on time, so dat she duznt hav to
wurree abowt her beluvvid kitteez starvin to def.

I will sit rite in frunt ov her, so dat she kan see her beluvvid kittee at
awl timez.

I will regularlee ask fur attenshun, so dat she knowz her beluvvid kitteez
iz fingkin uv her, evin when she iz bizze wif uther fingz.

Rebecca sez she will help by pushin fingz onto da flor, so dat if dere iz
a erf kwake Meowmie's beluvvid kitteez wont be hurted by fingz fallin on
dem.

I will do awl dis bekuz datz juss da kind uv kittee I iz.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ok den owrz soft iza purtee gud hoomin, OEJ fur her howze, wif herown paw
ofur storrmmees mowf
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Diz Sundai, Mae 8 iz Meomiez Dai n wee wunna wish awl da hoomin meowmiez
uh Happee Meomiez Dai cuz yew luffs usses n r sew gud tew usses n tayke
sutch gud kare uff usses.
Y ew kan put yerown messuge heer fur yerown meomie.

Wee luffs owr own Meowmie Kyla sew mutch 3
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs, *nosepoinks* n luffs
Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat n Pipps

On 5/7/2011 12:52 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Diz Sundai, Mae 8 iz Meomiez Dai n wee wunna wish awl da hoomin meowmiez
uh Happee Meomiez Dai cuz yew luffs usses n r sew gud tew usses n tayke
sutch gud kare uff usses.
Y ew kan put yerown messuge heer fur yerown meomie.

Wee luffs owr own Meowmie Kyla sew mutch 3
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs, *nosepoinks* n luffs
Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat n Pipps


Happee Meowmiez Day to all the kittie Mom's.

--
Lucy for her house

in Connecticut

Rebecca, ai ported ovur tew MeOwyz n wee rited da ledder tew MeOwy meomie
tewgeffer.
Duz dat hulp inny?
Mosey n MeOwy


OK, I iz catfoozled. Dis post is sined frum Mosey in da list, but frum
Meowy heer, but it sownz like Mosey's ritin. Furry catfoozling.
Rebecca

ai luffs mai meomie sew mutch cuz hur feedz meh gud fudz n letz meh hulp
hur en da gardin n wee pway da mandolin n sing tewgeffer. Hur luffz meh
bak sew mutch tew.
Wee kuddle tewgeffer tew n ai wike dat n wee pway gaymes ..hur iz sew
mutch fun.
Hur iz da bestest meomie ai cud effer hoap tew hab.
AI WUFF YEW MEOMIE 3
*nosepoinks*
Yer gud gurl
MeOwy