todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez