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December 13th 06, 06:08 PM
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Cat Riddulz
I yike deeze.
Day ar funneeee! Du yu kno mor? Pit2nya AKA Sweetee What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look ! What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit Q: Why was the cat so small? A: Because it only ate condensed milk Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? A: 'Let us prey.' Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? A: There was some money in the kitty. Does the cat wonder why every time you enter a dark room, the light goes on? 
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December 14th 06, 03:22 PM
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Cat Riddulz
Deze iz veri funni, Tiger for da gigglin hooman
Sylvia M wrote in message ... I yike deeze. Day ar funneeee! Du yu kno mor? Pit2nya AKA Sweetee What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look ! What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit Q: Why was the cat so small? A: Because it only ate condensed milk Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? A: 'Let us prey.' Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? A: There was some money in the kitty. Does the cat wonder why every time you enter a dark room, the light goes on?
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