ROAD TRIP STALLED! Has Anykitty Seen Onyx?

Turn rite, den left, left, and rite and we'll be ons ar way. Mi anti
laine lifes in cicago so Ize nows mi way round and round.

Snowflake

Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Miss Violette wrote:

Her isa cool carob milk drink, anna here isa kitty cookie ta go wif
it, TV,
still awestruck


Thank you, TV, that *very* nice of you.

mumbling to herself, "finally, a kitty who knows how to treat an elder
with respect"

Navigator kitties, wake up! We need to find the beginning of Route 66.
It ought to be on Lakeshore Drive right in downtown, on the shore of
Lake Michigan. So how do I get there? I'm just driving in circles until
I figure out which way we need to go.

Cleopatra

thinking this TV cat might not be too hard to get along with

Me wrote:
Turn rite, den left, left, and rite and we'll be ons ar way. Mi anti
laine lifes in cicago so Ize nows mi way round and round.

Snowflake

Thank you, Snowflake! Ok, here we go. Everybody hold on...

the RV moves out, headed for Route 66. Upon reaching the start of The
Mother Road, the vehicles full of kitties barrels down the road, headed
toward Wilmington, IL (home of The Launching Pad and the Gemini Giant)
and McLean, IL (Dixie Truckers Home).

It looks like we'll have to stop for fuel before too long. Maybe in McLean.

Cleopatra

Me wrote:
Turn rite, den left, left, and rite and we'll be ons ar way. Mi anti
laine lifes in cicago so Ize nows mi way round and round.

Snowflake

Thank you, Snowflake! Ok, here we go. Everybody hold on...

the RV moves out, headed for Route 66. Upon reaching the start of The
Mother Road, the vehicles full of kitties barrels down the road, headed
toward Wilmington, IL (home of The Launching Pad and the Gemini Giant)
and McLean, IL (Dixie Truckers Home).

It looks like we'll have to stop for fuel before too long. Maybe in McLean.

Cleopatra

You have to hotwire it. Onyx took the keys when he disappeared.

Lilith Kitten

grumbleAll right, then...grumble

silver kitty climbs under dash and begins rummaging around. Sounds of
wires being shredded.

grumble

the radio comes on, the windshield wipers start to swish back and
forth, and the turn signals start to blink

Oops!

radio, windshield wipers, and turn signals go off, the starter starts
to grind, and the engine starts!

There! Now, where are we, where do we want to go, and how are we going
to get there? I don't have to navigate too, do I? grumble

Cleopatra

Nice work. I'll be helping with the navigating, when I'm not sitting on the
maps or shredding them, but I forget which kitty has the maps of historic
Route 66. Does anykitty rememfur who that is?

Lilith Kitten

You have to hotwire it. Onyx took the keys when he disappeared.

Lilith Kitten

grumbleAll right, then...grumble

silver kitty climbs under dash and begins rummaging around. Sounds of
wires being shredded.

grumble

the radio comes on, the windshield wipers start to swish back and
forth, and the turn signals start to blink

Oops!

radio, windshield wipers, and turn signals go off, the starter starts
to grind, and the engine starts!

There! Now, where are we, where do we want to go, and how are we going
to get there? I don't have to navigate too, do I? grumble

Cleopatra

Nice work. I'll be helping with the navigating, when I'm not sitting on the
maps or shredding them, but I forget which kitty has the maps of historic
Route 66. Does anykitty rememfur who that is?

Lilith Kitten

I doez notted know anyfin bout nava nava,,, getting places butted I knowz
bout fud and napz,
TV five years old
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
Her isa cool carob milk drink, anna here isa kitty cookie ta go wif it,
TV,
still awestruck

Thank you, TV, that *very* nice of you.

mumbling to herself, "finally, a kitty who knows how to treat an elder
with respect"

Navigator kitties, wake up! We need to find the beginning of Route 66.
It ought to be on Lakeshore Drive right in downtown, on the shore of
Lake Michigan. So how do I get there? I'm just driving in circles until
I figure out which way we need to go.

Cleopatra

thinking this TV cat might not be too hard to get along with

I doez notted know anyfin bout nava nava,,, getting places butted I knowz
bout fud and napz,
TV five years old
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
Her isa cool carob milk drink, anna here isa kitty cookie ta go wif it,
TV,
still awestruck

Thank you, TV, that *very* nice of you.

mumbling to herself, "finally, a kitty who knows how to treat an elder
with respect"

Navigator kitties, wake up! We need to find the beginning of Route 66.
It ought to be on Lakeshore Drive right in downtown, on the shore of
Lake Michigan. So how do I get there? I'm just driving in circles until
I figure out which way we need to go.

Cleopatra

thinking this TV cat might not be too hard to get along with

ChildFree23 wrote:


Nice work. I'll be helping with the navigating, when I'm not sitting on the
maps or shredding them, but I forget which kitty has the maps of historic
Route 66. Does anykitty rememfur who that is?

Lilith Kitten



Ize gotted da one frum Smithsonian, buttid I rememfur dat sumkitty had
bedder ones.

Snowflake

ChildFree23 wrote:


Nice work. I'll be helping with the navigating, when I'm not sitting on the
maps or shredding them, but I forget which kitty has the maps of historic
Route 66. Does anykitty rememfur who that is?

Lilith Kitten



Ize gotted da one frum Smithsonian, buttid I rememfur dat sumkitty had
bedder ones.

Snowflake

Fangu, Unca Adam. We'll just carry on without him, then. Will Louise
be coming, since Allegra is busy with the Pirate Ship?

Capt. Midnight DOC

Well, she gets carsick, and at both ends. Do you really want a cat that
hurks and poops in the car?

Unca Adam

An whutz rong wit dat, i'yd lyke tu kno???

Dyna, defensivelee

Well, would you be willing to turn the entire car into a litterbox for
Louise's convenience?

Also, Louise says that if she doesn't keep food down, she shouldn't have to
pay for it.

Unca Adam
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