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Old January 29th 12, 06:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Warnin frum da hoomin

Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be
connected an kitties could escape through during track meets, this will
no longer be the case.

I do not want to hear any howling when a cats gets cornered in the closet.

The only means of escape now is over the top. Climb up onto the top of
the cat post in the family room closet, hop to the shelf, then traverse
to the other side and hop down into mewomiez office closet.

You have been forewarned. I am not liable for any physical or
psychological damages that may be incurred by kitties ignoring this warning.

Anti Julie
  #2  
Old January 29th 12, 07:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_4_]
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On 01/29/2012 11:31 AM, Booker wrote:
Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be
connected an kitties could escape through during track meets, this will
no longer be the case.

I do not want to hear any howling when a cats gets cornered in the closet.

The only means of escape now is over the top. Climb up onto the top of
the cat post in the family room closet, hop to the shelf, then traverse
to the other side and hop down into mewomiez office closet.

You have been forewarned. I am not liable for any physical or
psychological damages that may be incurred by kitties ignoring this
warning.

Anti Julie




Iz wunnwerin whi? whi? whi TuTu
  #3  
Old January 29th 12, 07:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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I wonnerz why efen a mere hooman wud mezz up suchez a famibilar paddern in
the houze. Piglett who is glad gramby doesn't ever make major changes and
she thinks this one is major. Muz b one of doze hoomanz who finkz da cats
iz da guest anna not da hoomanz.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be
connected an kitties could escape through during track meets, this will
no longer be the case.

I do not want to hear any howling when a cats gets cornered in the closet.

The only means of escape now is over the top. Climb up onto the top of
the cat post in the family room closet, hop to the shelf, then traverse
to the other side and hop down into mewomiez office closet.

You have been forewarned. I am not liable for any physical or
psychological damages that may be incurred by kitties ignoring this warning.

Anti Julie

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Old January 29th 12, 08:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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A connected closet???
I WANT wwunna doze!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Booker" wrote in message
...
Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet
between meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets
used to be connected an kitties could escape through during track
meets, this will no longer be the case.

I do not want to hear any howling when a cats gets cornered in the
closet.

The only means of escape now is over the top. Climb up onto the top of
the cat post in the family room closet, hop to the shelf, then
traverse to the other side and hop down into mewomiez office closet.

You have been forewarned. I am not liable for any physical or
psychological damages that may be incurred by kitties ignoring this
warning.

Anti Julie


  #5  
Old January 29th 12, 10:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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On 1/29/2012 11:24 AM, MLB wrote:
On 01/29/2012 11:31 AM, Booker wrote:
Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room.



Iz wunnwerin whi? whi? whi TuTu


Whi? Who noze.

Seemz she wanted sum more bookshelf space so bloked ar track wif da
shelfs. She thinkz itz an provement, we duznt agree.

Howefur, da klozet iz much neeter. Kant hide so well in it anymore.

Booker
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Old January 29th 12, 10:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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It WAZ furry kool. Ar sekret passage to git away frum bisitin hoominz,
an frum kittiez. Weze sad itz gone.

Booker


On 1/29/2012 12:50 PM, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

A connected closet???
I WANT wwunna doze!

  #7  
Old January 29th 12, 10:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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At leezt dere iz styll uh way tu 'skape!
p2nya

"Booker" wrote in message
...
It WAZ furry kool. Ar sekret passage to git away frum bisitin
hoominz, an frum kittiez. Weze sad itz gone.

Booker


On 1/29/2012 12:50 PM, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

A connected closet???
I WANT wwunna doze!




  #8  
Old January 29th 12, 11:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Yes, but. Itz kinda hard fur sum ov us fluffier kittiez to go ofur da top.

Booker

On 1/29/2012 2:46 PM, Sylvia M wrote:
At leezt dere iz styll uh way tu 'skape!
p2nya

wrote in message
...
It WAZ furry kool. Ar sekret passage to git away frum bisitin
hoominz, an frum kittiez. Weze sad itz gone.

Booker


On 1/29/2012 12:50 PM, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

A connected closet???
I WANT wwunna doze!




  #9  
Old January 30th 12, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Weh gotz lotza klozetz heer..innycat kan kome fur uh vizit iffen yew wunt
tew Mosey fur hiz hom



A connected closet???
I WANT wwunna doze!

--
Pitô.ônya



Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be
connected an kitties could escape through during track meets, this will no
longer be the case.

I do not want to hear any howling when a cats gets cornered in the closet.

The only means of escape now is over the top. Climb up onto the top of the
cat post in the family room closet, hop to the shelf, then traverse to the
other side and hop down into mewomiez office closet.

You have been forewarned. I am not liable for any physical or
psychological damages that may be incurred by kitties ignoring this
warning.

Anti Julie


  #10  
Old January 30th 12, 03:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Warnin frum da hoomin

hhhmmm diz sowndz suspishush... boot kamp fur urmom, i think itsa efil TED
plot to make ursefz walk more, fur x r zize, OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning:

Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house:

There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between
meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be
connected an kitties could escape through during track meets, this will no
longer be the case.

I do not want to hear any howling when a cats gets cornered in the closet.

The only means of escape now is over the top. Climb up onto the top of the
cat post in the family room closet, hop to the shelf, then traverse to the
other side and hop down into mewomiez office closet.

You have been forewarned. I am not liable for any physical or
psychological damages that may be incurred by kitties ignoring this
warning.

Anti Julie



 




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