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Donations
"David Yehudah" wrote in message ... Apparently my monitor doesn't handle fine print well, distorting the letters into something else. Just now I was reading the newspaper online when I ran across this: "Donate your cat to Habitat for Humanity. Tax deductible. No hassle; just one phone call and we'll come haul it away. Doesn't have to be running." Well, needless to say that got me to thinking (Hey, there's a first time for everything!). How much could I deduct from my income taxes for my three? Since they spend most of their time sleeping, I'm glad they don't have to be running. It would take little effort to haul this lot off; all they'd have to do is promise them free tuna. Of course it made perfect sense to me that Habitat for Humanity wanted cats. I mean, what's a home without a cat? Apparently they were not just going to give somebody a bare house, it was going to come complete with cat. After careful rereading of the text, I have come to the conclusion it says they want my car, not my cat. Boy, that's a relief. -- LOL! I love it. |
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On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 11:26:36 -0700, David Yehudah
wrote: Apparently my monitor doesn't handle fine print well, distorting the letters into something else. Just now I was reading the newspaper online when I ran across this: "Donate your cat to Habitat for Humanity. Tax deductible. No hassle; just one phone call and we'll come haul it away. Doesn't have to be running." Well, needless to say that got me to thinking (Hey, there's a first time for everything!). How much could I deduct from my income taxes for my three? Since they spend most of their time sleeping, I'm glad they don't have to be running. It would take little effort to haul this lot off; all they'd have to do is promise them free tuna. Of course it made perfect sense to me that Habitat for Humanity wanted cats. I mean, what's a home without a cat? Apparently they were not just going to give somebody a bare house, it was going to come complete with cat. After careful rereading of the text, I have come to the conclusion it says they want my car, not my cat. Boy, that's a relief. What a sense of humor! Take care of those furbabies. Thanks for the laugh. MLB |
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David Yehudah wrote:
Apparently my monitor doesn't handle fine print well, distorting the letters into something else. Yes, print just gets smaller and smaller every year, doesn't it? And now your monitor is in on the act. Joyce |
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