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Eating your pets
As much as we all love our cats, it must be admitted that in bad
economic times one cannot live on carbohydrates alone. Cats are an excellent source of protein and I am wondering if, in an extreme situation, it became necessary to consume one's cat, what recipes would be most suitable? Ideas for budget-wise accompaniments and hors d'oevres also welcome. |
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"Hannibal the cat conniseur" wrote in message ... First get the oil real hot so hot that the pot is red Take your head and shove it in when the lights go out It is done your problem is solved |
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On Mar 31, 11:37*am, "Matthew"
wrote: "Hannibal the cat conniseur" wrote in ... First get the oil real hot *so hot that the pot is red Take your head and shove it in *when the lights go out *It is done *your problem is solved Cats have very small brains, so I wouldn't think deep-frying the head would be a very practical use, but perhaps a rare delicacy for one who could stomach such a peculiar dish. |
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snipped for being posted by a twit Make sure you follow the above original reply for yourself But have your parents there shove their heads in there first for raising a twit. Than grab the pot and place your head in after removing your parents heads. When the lights go out the world will still laugh at you for being a twit |
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On Mar 31, 12:51*pm, "Matthew"
wrote: snipped for being posted by a twit Make sure you follow the above original reply for yourself *But have your parents there shove their heads in there first for raising a twit. *Than grab the pot and place your head in after removing your parents heads. *When the lights go out the world will still laugh at you for being a twit I don't see that being concerned for the under-nourished qualifies one as a twit, much less justifies multiple patricide. I remain of the view that even the poor need ample protein in their diets and if they MUST eat their family pets, they may as well enjoy the meal. I am sure many others see it the same way (especially in Bangkok and Peking, but perhaps you are intolerant of the culinary cultural practices of other peoples. I am not and in fact believe we have much to learn from diverse cultures.) |
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wrote in message ... On Mar 31, 12:51 pm, "Matthew" wrote: snipped for being posted by a twit Make sure you follow the above original reply for yourself But have your parents there shove their heads in there first for raising a twit. Than grab the pot and place your head in after removing your parents heads. When the lights go out the world will still laugh at you for being a twit Than please travel there and have them follow the recipe for you. Than they can recorded it and we all can laugh at you but for some reason I think that happens everyday to you. Your Troll rating -25 |
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On Mar 31, 1:19*pm, "Matthew"
wrote: wrote in message ... On Mar 31, 12:51 pm, "Matthew" wrote: snipped for being posted by a twit Make sure you follow the above original reply for yourself But have your parents there shove their heads in there first for raising a twit. Than grab the pot and place your head in after removing your parents heads. When the lights go out the world will still laugh at you for being a twit Than please travel there and have them follow the recipe for you. *Than they can recorded it and we all can laugh at you but for some reason I think that happens everyday to you. Your Troll rating -25 I have enjoyed some fine delecacies in the Orient but refrained out of a sense of courtesy from asking my hosts about the consituents of the dishes they recommended. Eating them did me no harm. If anything, I think it is very twittish to go to a foreign country and say oh WE in the civilized world don't eat this or that and neither should barbarians like yourselves. |
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wrote in message ... On Mar 31, 1:19 pm, "Matthew" wrote: wrote in message ... On Mar 31, 12:51 pm, "Matthew" wrote: snipped for being posted by a twit Make sure you follow the above original reply for yourself But have your parents there shove their heads in there first for raising a twit. Than grab the pot and place your head in after removing your parents heads. When the lights go out the world will still laugh at you for being a twit Than please travel there and have them follow the recipe for you. Than they can recorded it and we all can laugh at you but for some reason I think that happens everyday to you. Your Troll rating -25 snipped New TWIT rating -35 |
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I don't see that we advance the issue very much by calling each other twits. Perhaps someone with something to say might like to weigh in? You appear to be one of those who believe that it is acceptable to eat a chicken but not to eat a cat - no matter where on earth you are dining. I wonder about the moral foundation for this belief. It smacks of western imperialism. Indeed, the word "twit" itself originates as a British slang term for inferior persons and was sometimes applied to apparently moronic members of the empire. So I am not a twit but rather, a defender of twits. In Canada we call this being inclusive and it is considered such a virtue that anyone who has become fully inclusive belongs to a very exclusive elite. |
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snipped In Canada and around the world Your new rating BORING |
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