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Old August 5th 04, 10:13 AM
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"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....


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Old August 5th 04, 10:13 AM
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"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....


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Old August 5th 04, 10:13 AM
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"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....


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Old August 5th 04, 10:35 AM
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"Pat" wrote in message
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"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off

as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches

all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he

forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....


Hey, that's what I thought. But it's been going on for years, so he must
get something out of it.
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album





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Old August 5th 04, 10:35 AM
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"Pat" wrote in message
news

"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off

as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches

all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he

forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....


Hey, that's what I thought. But it's been going on for years, so he must
get something out of it.
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album





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Old August 5th 04, 10:35 AM
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"Pat" wrote in message
news

"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off

as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches

all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he

forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....


Hey, that's what I thought. But it's been going on for years, so he must
get something out of it.
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered
in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album





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Old August 5th 04, 02:28 PM
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"badwilson" wrote in message ...
"CatNipped" wrote in message
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Sammy is still at it - she has it down to a science now!! When she's
ready to lay down for a nap she'll snuggle up next to my arm, start
purring REALLY loudly, stick her left rear paw between her two front
legs and up to her mouth, and start sucking on the right-most toe of
her left rear paw (while using her front paws to knead my arm). Time
from first approach to full-fledged sucking - .5 seconds (yay Sammy!!!
applause, applause - perfect form, great tucking). In just a few
minutes she's sound asleep. Since she's already 4 months old, and
since she has this habit so "down pat", I don't think she'll give it
up any time soon. She's doomed to life walking around with a
permanently damp paw (it's a good thing cats don't get athlete's
foot)!!!

DH says just be glad she's not a male cat with such an oral fixation -
we could have ended up with a cat with a permanent hump from too
much... ahem!


Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...




Simba cat was my cat; however he has chosen my DH as "HIS PERSON". So
much so that he will get on DH lap, hunch over, poke out his...part..
and twitch it at DH well gazing romantically in to DH's eyes. This is
very disconcerting, but what can you do...he is one strange cat.
~jemifer
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Old August 5th 04, 02:28 PM
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"badwilson" wrote in message ...
"CatNipped" wrote in message
om...
Sammy is still at it - she has it down to a science now!! When she's
ready to lay down for a nap she'll snuggle up next to my arm, start
purring REALLY loudly, stick her left rear paw between her two front
legs and up to her mouth, and start sucking on the right-most toe of
her left rear paw (while using her front paws to knead my arm). Time
from first approach to full-fledged sucking - .5 seconds (yay Sammy!!!
applause, applause - perfect form, great tucking). In just a few
minutes she's sound asleep. Since she's already 4 months old, and
since she has this habit so "down pat", I don't think she'll give it
up any time soon. She's doomed to life walking around with a
permanently damp paw (it's a good thing cats don't get athlete's
foot)!!!

DH says just be glad she's not a male cat with such an oral fixation -
we could have ended up with a cat with a permanent hump from too
much... ahem!


Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...




Simba cat was my cat; however he has chosen my DH as "HIS PERSON". So
much so that he will get on DH lap, hunch over, poke out his...part..
and twitch it at DH well gazing romantically in to DH's eyes. This is
very disconcerting, but what can you do...he is one strange cat.
~jemifer
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Old August 5th 04, 02:28 PM
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"badwilson" wrote in message ...
"CatNipped" wrote in message
om...
Sammy is still at it - she has it down to a science now!! When she's
ready to lay down for a nap she'll snuggle up next to my arm, start
purring REALLY loudly, stick her left rear paw between her two front
legs and up to her mouth, and start sucking on the right-most toe of
her left rear paw (while using her front paws to knead my arm). Time
from first approach to full-fledged sucking - .5 seconds (yay Sammy!!!
applause, applause - perfect form, great tucking). In just a few
minutes she's sound asleep. Since she's already 4 months old, and
since she has this habit so "down pat", I don't think she'll give it
up any time soon. She's doomed to life walking around with a
permanently damp paw (it's a good thing cats don't get athlete's
foot)!!!

DH says just be glad she's not a male cat with such an oral fixation -
we could have ended up with a cat with a permanent hump from too
much... ahem!


Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...




Simba cat was my cat; however he has chosen my DH as "HIS PERSON". So
much so that he will get on DH lap, hunch over, poke out his...part..
and twitch it at DH well gazing romantically in to DH's eyes. This is
very disconcerting, but what can you do...he is one strange cat.
~jemifer
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Old August 6th 04, 06:12 AM
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On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 04:13:21 -0500, "Pat"
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"badwilson" wrote in message
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Hmmm, Vino is a male cat with such an oral fixation! It all starts off as
harmless back foot cleaning. Then he really gets into it. Stretches all
his toes out as far apart as they will go, really gets in there with his
tongue. Then, lo and behold, his penis comes out! Eeeek! So he forgets
about the feet and assumes the cello position...



Can't be much fun using a barbed tongue to lick a barbed organ....\\\




Eeek indeed. Until you mentioned that, it reminded me of the grand
old joke:
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can. :P



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