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Sleeping with a Kitty
Instructions: Climb into bed. Call "Here kitty kitty kitty [by name]...
come sleep with me!" Wait about five minutes. Get up to use the bathroom. Kitty will come running. Get back into bed. Kitty will find a reason to play in the bathroom. Call the kitty. Kitty may jump up and knead your side but will quickly get down to investigate any noise in the vicinity - it's a guard cat! Lucky for you you have a watchful kitty. Snuggle down to sleep with the kitty. Kitty snuggles down with you and snores. Then the wind starts blowing hard and the chimes outside are making noise so the cat wakes up and says MEOW? It's the chimes, you say. She settles back down but knows you are awake. Ah, but this was her plot all along. Get her up to give scritches and crunchies! Evil wench! They do this all times of day or night. Beware the Jabberwock, my son, with claws that catch and jaws that bite Jill and Persia -- I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. |
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On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:07:27 -0600, "jmcquown"
yodeled: Instructions: Climb into bed. Call "Here kitty kitty kitty [by name]... come sleep with me!" Wait about five minutes. Get up to use the bathroom. Kitty will come running. Get back into bed. Kitty will find a reason to play in the bathroom. Call the kitty. Kitty may jump up and knead your side but will quickly get down to investigate any noise in the vicinity - it's a guard cat! Lucky for you you have a watchful kitty. Snuggle down to sleep with the kitty. Kitty snuggles down with you and snores. Then the wind starts blowing hard and the chimes outside are making noise so the cat wakes up and says MEOW? It's the chimes, you say. She settles back down but knows you are awake. Ah, but this was her plot all along. Get her up to give scritches and crunchies! Evil wench! They do this all times of day or night. Beware the Jabberwock, my son, with claws that catch and jaws that bite Jill and Persia She is such a sweetie. Stinky tries to herd me into bed every night. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message
Snuggle down to sleep with the kitty. Kitty snuggles down with you and snores./// g HRFL Tiger woke me up with his little squeaky kitty snores last night. When I leant over to scritch him, he opened his one eye and looked at me as if *I* had woken *HIM* up. LOL! Helen M -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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Snuggle down to sleep with the kitty. Kitty snuggles down with you and snores./// We sleep with a headnox. That's when you have a Nox on your head. When we go to bed one of us Scoops Nox and puts her on our pillows, where she enthrones herself. She stays until we fall asleep, then wanders. She returns in the morning. Bitties like to purr the surround-sound purr during daytime naps. They also sleep on our heads (when Nox is not there) or our chests (when Nox is already occupying the pillows). Smokey pokes on our feet. The best is when all six of us are in the bed at once. --Fil |
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jmcquown wrote: Instructions: Climb into bed. Call "Here kitty kitty kitty [by name]... come sleep with me!" Wait about five minutes. Get up to use the bathroom. Kitty will come running. snip Jill and Persia -- I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. ROFL.... Very well written! It's as if you have a camera going at my house ;-) I've always wondered what the attraction is with the bathroom - apparently they don't think we can manage on our own. Kerrie |
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