Da nurf of dem alz

Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept
going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom
dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud
part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN
DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem
dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git
better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot
and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no
place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell
there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in,
it was an hour before any of them came near me.