AAAAA it's the red dot! Get it get it get it!

Hey, all! Captain and Stanley here.

We've been busy lately. Our house has been infested by a glowing red dot
that runs across the floor, up the walls, and across the ceiling. We are
trying our best to catch it, but BOY is it ever sneaky!

Captain charges after it with his best pounces. He can pounce and run at
the same time. BAM BAM BAM he pounces with his front feet while he's
running full speed. But just when he thinks he's got his paw on top of
it... suddenly the dot is on top of his paw, instead! How does it do
that?

Stanley tries to sniff it out, but it doesn't have a scent. He tries to
bap it on the head, too, but the red dot just gets up on top of his paw
and sits there.

These red dots sure are hard to catch! But we'll get that thing sooner or
later.

Purrs,

Captain and Stanley

Hi, Capt & Stanley,
r u shure u shudn't sine that, PUFFING? Just kidding, Mollie Anne
(who thinks it sounds like a swell toy)

Gabey8 wrote:
Hey, all! Captain and Stanley here.

We've been busy lately. Our house has been infested by a glowing red dot
that runs across the floor, up the walls, and across the ceiling. We are
trying our best to catch it, but BOY is it ever sneaky!

Captain charges after it with his best pounces. He can pounce and run at
the same time. BAM BAM BAM he pounces with his front feet while he's
running full speed. But just when he thinks he's got his paw on top of
it... suddenly the dot is on top of his paw, instead! How does it do
that?

Stanley tries to sniff it out, but it doesn't have a scent. He tries to
bap it on the head, too, but the red dot just gets up on top of his paw
and sits there.

These red dots sure are hard to catch! But we'll get that thing sooner or
later.

Purrs,

Captain and Stanley

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:31:07 -0500, Gabey8 wrote:

Hey, all! Captain and Stanley here.

We've been busy lately. Our house has been infested by a glowing red dot
that runs across the floor, up the walls, and across the ceiling. We are
trying our best to catch it, but BOY is it ever sneaky!

Hihi, Captain and Stanley. Mine advice is: be furry, furry careful! Doze
red dot greeblings are furry sneaky, an furry fast. Fur some reason
whenever I chase one mineown hoomin laughs at me - talk about rood!

Sammy

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:31:07 -0500, Gabey8's little, agile paws typed:

Hey, all! Captain and Stanley here.

gennle snippy

These red dots sure are hard to catch! But we'll get that thing sooner or
later.

Y'kno gize, wen I furst met my hooman he usta play wif dat red dot.
But afta a few months I dizcuffered day it wuz sumhow in hiz hand!!

I'ze nottid lyink! Jus haff won ov you gize luk wile da offur chases
it!

Human note: true story. I can't imagine that she figured it out, but
she did somehow. Now when she sees the red dot she comes over and
swats my hand with her paw, LOL!!!!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/16/2005 8:02:43 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

[[Hi, Capt & Stanley,
r u shure u shudn't sine that, PUFFING? Just kidding, Mollie Anne
(who thinks it sounds like a swell toy)]]

Hee hee! Well, STANLEY was sure puffing on Saturday, when the red dot
first arrived. See, the dot doesn't make any sound, or have any smell, and
he hadn't actually noticed its presence yet. But Captain did! Did he ever
notice it... he was barreling full speed all around the room after the
dot. Since Stanley wasn't sure WHY Captain was racing around, every time
Captain came near him, he puffed into a Halloween cat.

Meowmy found this amusing. We think that humans are a bit too easily
amused. :-/

Captain and Stanley (stalking that dot)

[[Hihi, Captain and Stanley. Mine advice is: be furry, furry careful! Doze
red dot greeblings are furry sneaky, an furry fast. Fur some reason
whenever I chase one mineown hoomin laughs at me - talk about rood!

Sammy]]

Hi, Sammy! Yeah, we noticed how sneaky the red dot is! It even tricks us
into crashing into each other when we both try to pounce on it at the
same
time! Which made our Meowmy laugh into her hand. Humph. You'd think she
could at least help us herd the dot into a corner or something, but
nooooOOOOOoooo. Humans!

Captain and Stanley (gonna have Red Dot Greebling for lunch one of these
days!)

On $DATE , Gabey8 wrote:

Hey, all! Captain and Stanley here.

We've been busy lately. Our house has been infested by a glowing
red dot that runs across the floor, up the walls, and across the
ceiling. We are trying our best to catch it, but BOY is it ever
sneaky!

Captain charges after it with his best pounces. He can pounce and
run at the same time. BAM BAM BAM he pounces with his front feet
while he's running full speed. But just when he thinks he's got
his paw on top of it... suddenly the dot is on top of his paw,
instead! How does it do that?

Stanley tries to sniff it out, but it doesn't have a scent. He
tries to bap it on the head, too, but the red dot just gets up on
top of his paw and sits there.

These red dots sure are hard to catch! But we'll get that thing
sooner or later.

Purrs,

Captain and Stanley

We'd just like to advise kitties notto look right into da red dot
thingy in you human's hand, cuz it can hurt you eyes.

Diana, Ryan and Cinnamon.

--
Regards,
Fred.
(Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email)

der hazunt efur been any of doze here, Trudi, thinkin she cuuld katch it
Gabey8 wrote in message
lkaboutpets.com...
Hey, all! Captain and Stanley here.

We've been busy lately. Our house has been infested by a glowing red dot
that runs across the floor, up the walls, and across the ceiling. We are
trying our best to catch it, but BOY is it ever sneaky!

Captain charges after it with his best pounces. He can pounce and run at
the same time. BAM BAM BAM he pounces with his front feet while he's
running full speed. But just when he thinks he's got his paw on top of
it... suddenly the dot is on top of his paw, instead! How does it do
that?

Stanley tries to sniff it out, but it doesn't have a scent. He tries to
bap it on the head, too, but the red dot just gets up on top of his paw
and sits there.

These red dots sure are hard to catch! But we'll get that thing sooner or
later.

Purrs,

Captain and Stanley

Hoomanz iz ezili 'mused kuz dey iz notted alla dat in da brite depurtment,
Trudi
Gabey8 wrote in message
lkaboutpets.com...
[[Hi, Capt & Stanley,
r u shure u shudn't sine that, PUFFING? Just kidding, Mollie Anne
(who thinks it sounds like a swell toy)]]

Hee hee! Well, STANLEY was sure puffing on Saturday, when the red dot
first arrived. See, the dot doesn't make any sound, or have any smell, and
he hadn't actually noticed its presence yet. But Captain did! Did he ever
notice it... he was barreling full speed all around the room after the
dot. Since Stanley wasn't sure WHY Captain was racing around, every time
Captain came near him, he puffed into a Halloween cat.

Meowmy found this amusing. We think that humans are a bit too easily
amused. :-/

Captain and Stanley (stalking that dot)

Oh my Toes and Whiskers - you got those too???

We'ze got them red bugs all over the place. Sprout! goes in circles,
litterally. Blue tried to catch wun on de humins bed las' nite and it
hid unner de covers, and she bugged dem all nite long lukkin fur it.

We has discovered, wen dey get old, dey get darker an' fade away.
You'd fink dey'd get *slower*, but dey still goes fast, they's just
faded.

Panda of catch de red bug Toes!

(Meowmie note: I'm hopin' I can get a GREEN dot cat toy someday soon.
Think Geek sells them!)