Our Campaign Promises Reposted

Hi every kitty. I'm reposting this as it's own thread to make it
easier to find.

Here are some of my campaign promises.


I will continue to enhance my campaign promises from the previous 2
elections. Anything that hasn't been finished will be. Everything
that's been finished will be evaluated and I will make sure that we
don't need to do something different to keep it going. My previous
campaign promises are at http://mywebpages.comcast.net/clowdercat.


In the future, cats will supervise all human elections.


I will work with cats in other countries to start a world government
of cats.


I will work to stop all human criminals. All human criminals will be
spayed or neutered so that they can't breed more criminals. This
includes all terrorists and dishonest politicians, businessmen and
lawyers.


I will make sure that all humans who don't have jobs are able to get
jobs that pay enough to live on. I will also make sure that all
homeless humans have a home, especially a home with a cat.


Cats will take over the governments of all states.


Cats will take over all management positions in all companies.


I will work to make sure that all humans who are owned by cats have
enough toonas to live on so that they won't have to work unless the
cats who own them want them to.


Since the humans have proven that they can't run things, us kitties
are going to completely take over!


We would also like to hear what Loveable Louise is promising.
Clarence and SS

We would also like to hear what Loveable Louise is promising.
Clarence and SS

If elektd, I *not* beet up ne1 who vote 4 me.

If not elektd, I beet up ne1 who *not* vote 4 me.

"Loveable Louise"

We would also like to hear what Loveable Louise is promising.
Clarence and SS

If elektd, I *not* beet up ne1 who vote 4 me.

If not elektd, I beet up ne1 who *not* vote 4 me.

"Loveable Louise"

Hey Loveable Louise, how will you know which cats voted for you?
Clarence

Hey Loveable Louise, how will you know which cats voted for you?
Clarence

Hey Loveable Louise, how will you know which cats voted for you?
Clarence

If ne1 not tell me, I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Hey Loveable Louise, how will you know which cats voted for you?
Clarence

If ne1 not tell me, I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Do you want a job in my government after I win the election? I'm sure
we can find something that would suit your personality!!!!

Clarence

Do you want a job in my government after I win the election? I'm sure
we can find something that would suit your personality!!!!

Clarence

Mister clarence we duzint know ifin you iz talkin to mineself or amellia?,
Trudi, wonnerin ifin soft's talker iz mezzed up agin
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
Do you want a job in my government after I win the election? I'm sure
we can find something that would suit your personality!!!!

Clarence