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Yu noze, I furgotz tu tellz yurownselfz abowt da TROODUR KITTY...
Cory wrote:
Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee Monsta. Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze fur sum stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself, Grandmeowmie, an' mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu bring a TROODUR KITTY bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez beeleef dat???!! An' whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!! Now Java jist followz mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid kat. Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH... --- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt... Oh, you have my deepest sympathy! My hoomin brought a 'trooder kitty home back in July. I *thought* it was a temporary thing, but that nasty little kitten is STILL HERE! But now he's so big that he chases ME through the house. And when I'm curled up in my paw's lap that rotten 'trooder kitty Samuel comes up and PLAYS WITH MY TAIL! There must be something we can do about them. Maybe if we put our heads together we can come up with some ideas... Amelia T Cat |
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Tell me about it, There are four too many cats here, Miss Violette, first of
five Cory wrote in message ... Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee Monsta. Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze fur sum stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself, Grandmeowmie, an' mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu bring a TROODUR KITTY bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez beeleef dat???!! An' whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!! Now Java jist followz mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid kat. Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH... --- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt... -- Change the # to a 3 to send e-mail. |
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Oh my toes, dis iz terrible! I knoze, becawsdere wuz twenny udder
kitteez in my birf-howze, an I hadda share efurryting! Now I iz an oneanonlycat, anna I haff da run of da compartment an da furless one! I'm sure dat yew kitteez can cum up wit sumfin! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: Tell me about it, There are four too many cats here, Miss Violette, first of five Cory wrote in message ... Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee Monsta. Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze fur sum stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself, Grandmeowmie, an' mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu bring a TROODUR KITTY bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez beeleef dat???!! An' whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!! Now Java jist followz mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid kat. Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH... --- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt... -- Change the # to a 3 to send e-mail. |
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I came up with something, I am the boss cat. I let the others do as they
please until I get tired of it then I put them in their place and they do what I want. Miss Violette, who is telling the whole truth Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... Oh my toes, dis iz terrible! I knoze, becawsdere wuz twenny udder kitteez in my birf-howze, an I hadda share efurryting! Now I iz an oneanonlycat, anna I haff da run of da compartment an da furless one! I'm sure dat yew kitteez can cum up wit sumfin! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Miss Violette wrote: Tell me about it, There are four too many cats here, Miss Violette, first of five Cory wrote in message ... Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee Monsta. Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze fur sum stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself, Grandmeowmie, an' mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu bring a TROODUR KITTY bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez beeleef dat???!! An' whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!! Now Java jist followz mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid kat. Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH... --- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt... -- Change the # to a 3 to send e-mail. |
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Dat's a wittle bit drastic, Ize tinks. I wuz tinkin' uv sumfin like
puttin a bigbig sign up outside dat sez: "Wunnerful kittee named Java fur adoption to gudgud peoples". Dat mite wurk... -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Cory wrote: In article , Mlle. Anaïs wrote: Oh my toes, dis iz terrible! I knoze, becawsdere wuz twenny udder kitteez in my birf-howze, an I hadda share efurryting! Now I iz an oneanonlycat, anna I haff da run of da compartment an da furless one! I'm sure dat yew kitteez can cum up wit sumfin! I noze, I noze!!! Howzabowt iffin I'z fite wif Java, an' bak hizownsorry butt bak tu da dore uf da Arr-Vee, an' den sumkitty opinz da dore, an' I kikz Java'z sorryownbutt owtta da moofin' Arr-Vee wen heez sleepin'???!! --- Onyx -- Change the # to a 3 to send e-mail. |
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soft here. I would let them sort it out providing the hoomanz can deal with
no sleep, soft Cory wrote in message ... In article , Miss Violette wrote: I came up with something, I am the boss cat. I let the others do as they please until I get tired of it then I put them in their place and they do what I want. Miss Violette, who is telling the whole truth Buttid, whut du yu du wif a kittykat whut wantz tu stay UP *ALL NIGHT LONG*, wike whut Java (UB ~ My brother's cat) wantz tu du???!! I WANNA SLEEP!!!!! An' wen *I* wantz tu pway wif Java (wich iz almostist neffur effur), HE wantz tu SLEEP!!!!! --- Onyx, furryfurryfurry tyred uf Java... (UB ~ Who, according to my dad, may only be a year or two old, compared to Onyx's ten years old this fall. See the problem?) -- Change the # to a 3 to send e-mail. |
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for my part I would just have to hiss him and smack him that is what works
here, Miss Violette, who weighs around 9/10 pounds to TV's 20 and Tiger's 15 Cory wrote in message ... In article , Miss Violette wrote: I came up with something, I am the boss cat. I let the others do as they please until I get tired of it then I put them in their place and they do what I want. Miss Violette, who is telling the whole truth Buttid, whut du yu du wif a kittykat whut wantz tu stay UP *ALL NIGHT LONG*, wike whut Java (UB ~ My brother's cat) wantz tu du???!! I WANNA SLEEP!!!!! An' wen *I* wantz tu pway wif Java (wich iz almostist neffur effur), HE wantz tu SLEEP!!!!! --- Onyx, furryfurryfurry tyred uf Java... (UB ~ Who, according to my dad, may only be a year or two old, compared to Onyx's ten years old this fall. See the problem?) -- Change the # to a 3 to send e-mail. |
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