New Chief Justicat Needed

Lovable Louise, how can you serve the interests of all cats, including
fat cats, if you beet them up?

Cinder

It works 4 me, so don't knock it.

"Lovable Louise"

Clarence sed I cud do both.

"Lovable Louise"

i duzint think you kan du bof of dem, Tiger

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both, I beet
dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

But won't doing 2 jobs cut into your napping time?

Clarence, who nows that naps are important for cats

I reddy 2 make da sakrifise.

"Lovable Louise"

Well,
i fink since dis is a democatsy, we should vote. in private. wifout
threat of voilence.
purrhaps, Lovable Louise, dose who don't vote furr yoo are only
catcurned with your health.

TopHat and da gang of seven
Adam wrote:
But won't doing 2 jobs cut into your napping time?

Clarence, who nows that naps are important for cats

I reddy 2 make da sakrifise.

"Lovable Louise"

I said you could run for both, not that you could do both!!!!

Clarence

Clarence sed I cud do both.

"Lovable Louise"

i duzint think you kan du bof of dem, Tiger

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both, I beet
dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Well,
i fink since dis is a democatsy, we should vote. in private. wifout
threat of voilence.
purrhaps, Lovable Louise, dose who don't vote furr yoo are only
catcurned with your health.

TopHat and da gang of seven

Ne1 not vote 4 me, I STILL beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

But won't doing 2 jobs cut into your napping time?

Clarence, who nows that naps are important for cats

I reddy 2 make da sakrifise.

"Lovable Louise"


Are you sure? What if you cat caught napping on the job?

Clarence

Ne1 catch me napping, I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Ne1 catch me napping, I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"


Why is your solution for everything to beat up another cat or a human?

Clarence

Becuz it werks.

"Lovable Louise"

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...

ClowderCat wrote:
Wanted: New Chief Justicat for Catmerica. Necessary qualifications
are a willingness to make judgments against humans and knowledge of
Catmerica law. This position will be voted on by the cats in rpcc.
To
apply for the position, reply in this thread.

Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

I want to run for this position. I just received a degree in
Catmerica
law and in cat and human law from the Unifursity of Michcatgan. I
graduated magna cat laude.

Chester

Chester, we fink yu wood be a grate choise.

HoneyCat, still neww tu da groop an reeding thuh posts an seeing her
frends here!

On Sun, 16 Jul 2006 20:02:20 GMT, Julie Porter's nimble, little paws
typed:

HoneyCat, still neww tu da groop an reeding thuh posts an seeing her
frends here!

Hihi HoneyCat,

Dat's a great nayme! Welkum to da noozgroop - dis iz a nyce groop of
kitties here ('cept fur a noo troll) an we haff lotsa fun!

I'ze Anaïs, a siks yeer owld Purrsian, an dat big yellowcat ofur dere
iz Tiger, my wink.

We all haff just teleported offur to da Countess' kassle fur a party:
dinner an a concert. Why don't you joyne usses???
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/16/2006 4:51:10 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net