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An invitation to a short abventure
Uhpun mine word, I yam sowree.
-- Pitô.ônya "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Der yew goh, bein' punny' ugin, Pitô.ônya. Mosey--groaning Shore, i wyll kum uhlong, an shar da drivin tuu. I yam uh gudgud driffurr. Meowmee sez so. (Hur sez I drife hur krazy sumtymez.) -- Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee ... Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da drivin, or she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive. Sundance I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be innerested. Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis special month. In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks, feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls, kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks. So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons. Who is willing to help me wif dis? Harri |
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An invitation to a short abventure
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:00:19 -0700, Rebecca wrote: I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez. Rebecca Dat would be egzellent! Fangu. Harri u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem b-z. -- Pitô.ônya |
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Pre-mission Briefing
Ize lyke to drife too, iffin derz nuf trukz.
Fangu. Booker Dere certainly iz! You can haf trucks 7 and 8. Harri |
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Pre-mission Briefing
On Apr 15, 5:04*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote: Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife? Harri Yess ai wil! I wil drife! Wessee gnaow, ai juts turnz a kee, an i poosh a butten, an deefwate da fingy onda fwwor wif mine bak paw, and den it goez ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM RRURRRRUURR, an den we goez awf down da hiweigh. Wheeee! Duz dat sound aboutted wite? Ware is da kee fingy? Meowy, twying not to wememfur hurking inda meowmie metalmonstur |
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote: Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife? Harri Meowy and ai kan bof drive n sew kan PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps Weh r awl redy tew hulp. yeUP Mosey fur hiz home. |
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Lucy Lu climbs into truck number 6. She puts on her driving gloves and sun glasses. I is ready. Samwise gets on the radio to Lucy, Be sure to check that all the light on the panel are green before you start the engine. Lucy looks at the panel and the light are green. She starts the engine and is on the road to Arifurzona. Lucy Lu [Harri climbs in to the control center of truck number 1 and gets all the subsystems running, makes sure that she's got a good view of the kitties in the other trucks on her computer screen, and engages the autopilot. All dozen of the trucks pull out on to the road, forming a long convoy of kitty-driven trucks rolling down the highway. Ranger teleports into Harri's cab, asking if he can be of any help. When Harri indicates that everything's cool, Ranger grabs a plate of roast beast out of the frig and stretches out on the dash board, watching the world go by. He gets out his catellite phone and calls Pipps, inviting her to come join him. Pipps ansurz herown catellite phone n sez hur wud wuf tew beh wif Ranger . 'ai kan drive reel gud tew" hur telz hym As the convoy approaches a weigh station south of Fresno, the human operator observes the long string of trucks and presses the button turning off the automated bypass signal - he wants this long string of trucks to get signalled into the weight station so that he can examine their bills of lading. As soon as the human turns his back, the weigh station's kitty climbs up on the control panel and presses the "bypass" button, which signals the trucks that they don't need to stop. As the lead truck, driven by Lucy Lu, roars past the weight station, the station kitty waves in salute.] Gud going Lucy Lu, Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps, (hoo wuntz tew beh wif Ranger) |
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On Apr 15, 4:56*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:59:51 -0700, Booker wrote: Weze alluvuz iz reddy. Snowflake wantz to drife two iffin yu needz sum helpz. Weze brote sum fresh liberated katnip fur effurykitty wen der not drifin to enjoy. Booker Furry good! Ok, Snowflake, you can haf trucks number 3 an 4. Booker, do you want to go with Snowflake, or do you want to drive too? Who else wants to do some drivin? Meowy, duz you wantz to drife? Harri Meowy and ai kan bof drive n sew kan PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps Weh r *awl redy tew hulp. yeUP Mosey fur hiz home. Jump in mine Mosey..qwik hoowy up! Da twuk iss MOOFING. Yoo can heer itted..RRRRURRURRURR WOOMPA BOOM ZOOM.. Heer we goooooooo MeOwy, gotted da steewing weel. Tayk da weel Mosey ai gotta doo sumfin on da dashbord |
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An invitation to a short abventure
Nawt tew wury Pi2nya, n dunt yew beh sowree. Nope Yer punz r vury gud unez, yeUP Yew 'gotz' tew keepz uh senze uf humur. Mosey--waffing at da Grand Pooh Bah Uhpun mine word, I yam sowree. -- Pitô.ônya "Mosey =^..^= Der yew goh, bein' punny' ugin, Pitô.ônya. Mosey--groaning Shore, i wyll kum uhlong, an shar da drivin tuu. I yam uh gudgud driffurr. Meowmee sez so. (Hur sez I drife hur krazy sumtymez.) -- Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee ... Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da drivin, or she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive. Sundance I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be innerested. Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis special month. In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks, feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls, kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks. So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons. Who is willing to help me wif dis? Harri |
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An invitation to a short abventure
I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez. Rebecca Dat would be egzellent! Fangu. Harri u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem b-z. -- Pitô.ônya yeUP, ulso, owr Meomie n Paw uzta hab sum raccoonz dat wived en uh tree en der yard, n dey kamed IN owr house n eeted our kibbulz n den warshd der handz en OWR wadder dish..et wuz funni, Meomie sed. Dem raccoonz ulso wike kibblez, walnutz, aigs, n skettee tew. Iffen yew seh iny raccoonz en da daytyme, dem 'mite' beh sik wif da rabiez, sew beh' vury' kareful!! Silli Meomie usta uz da red dot fingy at nte wen dem wuz owt syde da fense, n dem raccoonz wud follo et, n dat mayde hurself waff lotz. Une tyme uh baby racoon (dey r kalld 'kits') gotted stuk ina hole en da fense but hizown meomie goted him owt. Wen Meomie shyned uh flashlite en da big twee, at nite, dem growld wike bearz. Waow. Meomie telz meh storiez abaowt lotza fingz B4 ai wuz borned. yeUP. Hur showd meh sum pixshurz uf da raccoonz n da swirlz dat wud kome entew da hows fur der peenutz. ai wyl beh 10 yeerz old on May furzt. ai luff mai Meomie n Paw. Mosey .. |
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An invitation to a short abventure
On Apr 15, 8:07*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez. Rebecca Dat would be egzellent! Fangu. Harri u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem b-z.. -- Pitô.ônya yeUP, ulso, owr Meomie n Paw *uzta hab sum raccoonz dat wived en uh tree en der yard, n dey kamed IN owr house n eeted our kibbulz n den warshd der handz en OWR wadder dish..et wuz funni, Meomie sed. Dem raccoonz ulso wike kibblez, walnutz, aigs, n skettee tew. Iffen yew seh iny raccoonz en da daytyme, dem 'mite' beh sik wif da rabiez, sew beh' vury' kareful!! Silli Meomie usta uz da red dot fingy at nte wen dem *wuz owt syde da fense, n dem raccoonz *wud follo et, n dat mayde hurself waff lotz. Une tyme uh baby racoon (dey r kalld 'kits') *gotted stuk ina hole en da fense *but hizown meomie goted him owt. Wen Meomie shyned uh flashlite en da big twee, at nite, *dem growld wike bearz. Waow. Meomie telz meh storiez abaowt lotza fingz B4 ai wuz borned. *yeUP. Hur showd meh sum pixshurz uf da raccoonz n da swirlz dat wud kome entew da hows fur der peenutz. ai wyl beh 10 yeerz old on May furzt. ai luff mai Meomie n Paw. Mosey . MOSEY behind the wheel and MeOwy riding the dashboard are starting to move across the loading lot in their big truck after two or three sudden lurches which cause Meowy to tumble off the dash and bounce off the seat onto the floor after bumping the CB radio which falls into Meowy's paws and startles her with its crackling until she hears the voice of Pipps repeating "Ranger are you there, braker braker Ranger come in". Meowy excitedly informs her wink Mosey about the CB and as they roll out of the loading area thru the parking lot and onto the road, Meowy meows loudly into the mike "BWAKER BWAKER WE AR ON DA MOOF!" The massive truck rolls smoothly onto the highway as Mosey masterfully manipulates the autopilot (having learned not to push on the bumpity- bump button). Meowy has resumed her pilot's position on the dash and and is giving instructions to Mosey to get the truck in line with the convoy "WEFT now WITE, GEE and HAW, TACK TO STARBORD, WHOAA" Although the results involved lots of swerving, slowing and speeding up, Meowy is finally dislodged again from the dash after a particularly shrill command for a sudden lane change and she sits up against her wink behind the wheel and they watch the world speed by them with wide eyes on their way to help save the day. Doodifully entered Monday, in the kittie trabble log |
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