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Buzz
So this cat turned up. I hate cats. I told it to buzz off. It didn't. I told
it to buzz off lots, but it kept coming back. No way was I going to let it hang around. Cats are no good. But it kept coming around. I kept telling it to buzz off. It was a battle of wills. The cat won. Buzz is sleeping on my lap. Buzz keeps me company. He purrs when I'm sad. He is always happy to see me. Why did I hate cats for so long?^ |
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On Jan 30, 9:38*am, "Jiggles" wrote:
So this cat turned up. I hate cats. I told it to buzz off. It didn't. I told it to buzz off lots, but it kept coming back. No way was I going to let it hang around. Cats are no good. But it kept coming around. I kept telling it to buzz off. It was a battle of wills. The cat won. Buzz is sleeping on my lap. *Buzz keeps me company. He purrs when I'm sad. He is always happy to see me. Why did I hate cats for so long?^ Because you were resistant to being assimilated by the mothership. ;o) Welcome to the group. Tell us more about Buzz! Helen M |
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Jiggles wrote: So this cat turned up. I hate cats. I told it to buzz off. It didn't. I told it to buzz off lots, but it kept coming back. No way was I going to let it hang around. Cats are no good. But it kept coming around. I kept telling it to buzz off. It was a battle of wills. The cat won. Buzz is sleeping on my lap. Buzz keeps me company. He purrs when I'm sad. He is always happy to see me. Why did I hate cats for so long?^ Because you'd never really known one, before? I used to be admantly opposed to letting my animals sleep with me - they were always shut away in another room, at night - until the night I was getting ready for bed and found a cute little charcoal and white California fruit rat curled up under my pillow on my nightgown! (I decided then and there that if I had to share my bed with something warm and furry, I preferred that it be a cat.) |
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Jiggles wrote:
So this cat turned up. I hate cats. I told it to buzz off. It didn't. I told it to buzz off lots, but it kept coming back. No way was I going to let it hang around. Cats are no good. But it kept coming around. I kept telling it to buzz off. It was a battle of wills. The cat won. Buzz is sleeping on my lap. Buzz keeps me company. He purrs when I'm sad. He is always happy to see me. Why did I hate cats for so long?^ You've probably noticed by now that cats usually win. Not much you can do but resign to it. Congratulations on your conversion to catslavedom. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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