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  #11  
Old December 9th 11, 05:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

On 2011-12-09 9:05 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
we iz gwad da nize hoomin heped urown grandmeowmie, OEJ


Yes, sum hoomins iznt tutu bad.

When granmeomie tole hur thu story, Meomie jus shook hur hed an sed
maybe nex tyme yu kin wate until I iz notted werkin an kin go wif yu.

--
Sam
  #12  
Old December 9th 11, 06:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

some owder hoominz iz stubburn awso, da softz gramma iz like diz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-12-09 9:05 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
we iz gwad da nize hoomin heped urown grandmeowmie, OEJ


Yes, sum hoomins iznt tutu bad.

When granmeomie tole hur thu story, Meomie jus shook hur hed an sed maybe
nex tyme yu kin wate until I iz notted werkin an kin go wif yu.

--
Sam



  #13  
Old December 9th 11, 07:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

O T smilez. Now I kno why I lubz dat girlct. We can deliber da bride anna
grum if itself bekomz nessarie.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:28:49 -0600, Gramby wrote:

O T looks at imself in the mirror. Hmmm maybeee I can hire mineself out
az a ankor when we gitz to scotland. Piglett walks by and says,
famiblee first u hafta make sure Willow anna Lizzy duzent git blown
awayz. I will haff Wascal by mine side. O T agreez grudgenly, No
toonas dere.


Once we getz fambly deliverd safely, we could hire ourselves out as a
anchor team. Wif a heavy rope between yourownself an mineownself, we
could provide a good steady guide rope. Bof of use is purrty solidly
built, so we may az well make use of dat, don't you fink?

Harri

  #14  
Old December 9th 11, 07:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

Fangu booket, when gramby tellz O T he iz denze, I don’t fink her meanz
fluffy. Lizzy glad she heard from her firend and she was dreading the
windmonsters.

"Booker" wrote in message
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Ize kin take kare ov keepin Lizzy frum blowin away. Meowmie sez im
denze. Why iz she laffin so hard?

Booker

On 12/9/2011 5:28 AM, Gramby wrote:
O T looks at imself in the mirror. Hmmm maybeee I can hire mineself out
az a ankor when we gitz to scotland. Piglett walks by and says, famiblee
first u hafta make sure Willow anna Lizzy duzent git blown awayz. I will
haff Wascal by mine side. O T agreez grudgenly, No toonas dere.

"Cheryl" wrote in message ...

On 2011-12-08 4:19 PM, Meowy wrote:
On Dec 8, 11:22 am, wrote:
De wind is bwoeing inna norf of Scatland at 165 miles an hour! Not so
bad heer, 80 miles an hour. Thu dustybins ar fwying all offur de
place. An sum alarm is winging n winging n yu kin heer it effurywhere.
Awl da bwidges wus cwosed tu twaffic n effurywun wus told tu leef wurk
n go home inna daylite. Meomie tolded hur gurls tu go home erlee, but
she didnt go home erlee! Naow dats jist pwain stoopid!
Ennyway, da windmonsturs n rainmonsturs arnt so bad naow, n we is awl
cumfy n warm n lissenin tu thu wind owtside. Cleo Babycat is runnin
around n Jack is sweeping onna sofa beside Harry n mees on gard fur
sumkats.
Sukie


Bestted tu hyde until fings bwow offur.
dat hab awways wurk wel fur minesefl.
MeOwy, sympafisink wif yoor skeery sichooayshun


We offin gits windmonsturs, butted those in Scatland anna Catifornia
souns purtikularly bad. Meomie saw photos onna pootur uf Scatland.

We jeneraly figgures that it hast be above 100 kph (60 mph) (steady,
maybe gustin higher spayshully onna eggsposed kostal areaz) tu git
worried, an yu haz that beet!

Weze gittin gusts tu 130 kph tuday, wuz more lasted nite, by thu sound.
No rane or snowmonsturs, altho sum hoomin gotten blowed intu tu rode an
gotten minor injuries aftur bin hit by a car.

Wen ower gran-meomie moved tu this sity, she wuz abul tu go Out more on
hur own, an Meomie told hur wun day maybe she shudnt go tu a purtikular
shopin area cuz it wuz highup an wud be furry windy on that day. Well,
she thot, wat doez dottir no? an went enyway. She hadda hold ontu a lite
pole so she wudnt be blown akross the street until a stranj lady helped
hur tu a sheltured area. Windz kin be danjerous!


  #15  
Old December 9th 11, 07:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

when dem gits gambys age dem neffer listenz. Willow remembering Stacie
human talling gramby not to climbh a ladder anniemore.

"Cheryl" wrote in message ...

On 2011-12-09 9:05 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
we iz gwad da nize hoomin heped urown grandmeowmie, OEJ


Yes, sum hoomins iznt tutu bad.

When granmeomie tole hur thu story, Meomie jus shook hur hed an sed
maybe nex tyme yu kin wate until I iz notted werkin an kin go wif yu.

--
Sam

  #16  
Old December 9th 11, 10:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!





On Dec 8, 11:22 am, wrote:
De wind is bwoeing inna norf of Scatland at 165 miles an hour! Not so
bad heer, 80 miles an hour. Thu dustybins ar fwying all offur de
place. An sum alarm is winging n winging n yu kin heer it effurywhere.
Awl da bwidges wus cwosed tu twaffic n effurywun wus told tu leef wurk
n go home inna daylite. Meomie tolded hur gurls tu go home erlee, but
she didnt go home erlee! Naow dats jist pwain stoopid!
Ennyway, da windmonsturs n rainmonsturs arnt so bad naow, n we is awl
cumfy n warm n lissenin tu thu wind owtside. Cleo Babycat is runnin
around n Jack is sweeping onna sofa beside Harry n mees on gard fur
sumkats.
Sukie


O mai toes, dat iz horrubl. Purrs n prayers dat yu awl stai sayfe.
Hyde wer der isnt inny windoz. n tel yer meowmie Bess tu stai home frum wuk
herself..
weh wunt hur tu be sayfe, cuz weh luffs hur.

*Nosepoinks* awl uhrown n BOSH on dem scarey windmonsturs!
Luffs,
Mosey, Pooky, Sqweex, Pipps da bitties Tygur, Mayzy, BobQat n Mimzy

Bestted tu hyde until fings bwow offur.
dat hab awways wurk wel fur minesefl.
MeOwy, sympafisink wif yoor skeery sichooayshun



O hai mai bootiful wink, ai ulmozt dint she yu der.
Gud pun der..waffs..
hao r yu?
ai neber heer frum yu inny moar.
Wai iz dat?
ai luffs yu, yu noe dat
Dint yu?
*nosepoinks*

Mosey

  #17  
Old December 9th 11, 10:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!




We offin gits windmonsturs, butted those in Scatland anna Catifornia
souns purtikularly bad. Meomie saw photos onna pootur uf Scatland.


We jeneraly figgures that it hast be above 100 kph (60 mph) (steady,
maybe gustin higher spayshully onna eggsposed kostal areaz) tu git
worried, an yu haz that beet!


Weze gittin gusts tu 130 kph tuday, wuz more lasted nite, by thu sound.
No rane or snowmonsturs, altho sum hoomin gotten blowed intu tu rode an
gotten minor injuries aftur bin hit by a car.


Wen ower gran-meomie moved tu this sity, she wuz abul tu go Out more on
hur own, an Meomie told hur wun day maybe she shudnt go tu a purtikular
shopin area cuz it wuz highup an wud be furry windy on that day. Well,
she thot, wat doez dottir no? an went enyway. She hadda hold ontu a lite
pole so she wudnt be blown akross the street until a stranj lady helped
hur tu a sheltured area. Windz kin be danjerous!


--
Sam


O mai toes Sam,
dat is horrubl.
yore pore gran-meomie n dat uthur hoomin hu
gotten blowed intu tu rode an
gotten minor injuries aftur bin hit by a car.
Dem wyndz r skary, ai noe dat tu n, bless dat
stranj lady hu helped yer gran-meomie
tu a sheltured area.
Dem nazty windz kin be vury danjerous! weh noe dat tu. yeUP

LAOWD Purrs fur yu AWL tu beh sayfe.

Luffs
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, mai bitties, Tygur n Mayzy, BobQat n Mimzy
  #18  
Old December 9th 11, 11:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

Da rope idear tu keep kitties frum blowin uhwai iz uh gud idear, ai fink.
yeUP

Tyme fur hoomin bootcamp Booker, yu izznt denze at awl. Nope !!

Mosey



Ize kin take kare ov keepin Lizzy frum blowin away. Meowmie sez im

denze. Why iz she laffin so hard?

Booker


:
O T looks at imself in the mirror. Hmmm maybeee I can hire mineself out
az a ankor when we gitz to scotland. Piglett walks by and says, famiblee
first u hafta make sure Willow anna Lizzy duzent git blown awayz. I will
haff Wascal by mine side. O T agreez grudgenly, No toonas dere.




  #19  
Old December 10th 11, 12:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

OT an ize kin kommizerate. Meowmie kallz me a lead brik too, cuz ize
wont muv at nyte wen her wantz da space IZE ALREDY WARMED on da bed.

On 12/9/2011 11:24 AM, Gramby wrote:
Fangu booket, when gramby tellz O T he iz denze, I don’t fink her meanz
fluffy. Lizzy glad she heard from her firend and she was dreading the
windmonsters.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Ize kin take kare ov keepin Lizzy frum blowin away. Meowmie sez im
denze. Why iz she laffin so hard?

Booker

On 12/9/2011 5:28 AM, Gramby wrote:
O T looks at imself in the mirror. Hmmm maybeee I can hire mineself out
az a ankor when we gitz to scotland. Piglett walks by and says, famiblee
first u hafta make sure Willow anna Lizzy duzent git blown awayz. I will
haff Wascal by mine side. O T agreez grudgenly, No toonas dere.

"Cheryl" wrote in message ...

On 2011-12-08 4:19 PM, Meowy wrote:
On Dec 8, 11:22 am, wrote:
De wind is bwoeing inna norf of Scatland at 165 miles an hour! Not so
bad heer, 80 miles an hour. Thu dustybins ar fwying all offur de
place. An sum alarm is winging n winging n yu kin heer it effurywhere.
Awl da bwidges wus cwosed tu twaffic n effurywun wus told tu leef wurk
n go home inna daylite. Meomie tolded hur gurls tu go home erlee, but
she didnt go home erlee! Naow dats jist pwain stoopid!
Ennyway, da windmonsturs n rainmonsturs arnt so bad naow, n we is awl
cumfy n warm n lissenin tu thu wind owtside. Cleo Babycat is runnin
around n Jack is sweeping onna sofa beside Harry n mees on gard fur
sumkats.
Sukie

Bestted tu hyde until fings bwow offur.
dat hab awways wurk wel fur minesefl.
MeOwy, sympafisink wif yoor skeery sichooayshun


We offin gits windmonsturs, butted those in Scatland anna Catifornia
souns purtikularly bad. Meomie saw photos onna pootur uf Scatland.

We jeneraly figgures that it hast be above 100 kph (60 mph) (steady,
maybe gustin higher spayshully onna eggsposed kostal areaz) tu git
worried, an yu haz that beet!

Weze gittin gusts tu 130 kph tuday, wuz more lasted nite, by thu sound.
No rane or snowmonsturs, altho sum hoomin gotten blowed intu tu rode an
gotten minor injuries aftur bin hit by a car.

Wen ower gran-meomie moved tu this sity, she wuz abul tu go Out more on
hur own, an Meomie told hur wun day maybe she shudnt go tu a purtikular
shopin area cuz it wuz highup an wud be furry windy on that day. Well,
she thot, wat doez dottir no? an went enyway. She hadda hold ontu a lite
pole so she wudnt be blown akross the street until a stranj lady helped
hur tu a sheltured area. Windz kin be danjerous!


  #20  
Old December 10th 11, 12:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Scarey windmonsturs!

Dat happenz here 2. I gits diz spot where her backside goez and she kumz
alonk anna makez me moff. Dat boot kamp iz lookink gudgud.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

OT an ize kin kommizerate. Meowmie kallz me a lead brik too, cuz ize
wont muv at nyte wen her wantz da space IZE ALREDY WARMED on da bed.

On 12/9/2011 11:24 AM, Gramby wrote:
Fangu booket, when gramby tellz O T he iz denze, I don’t fink her meanz
fluffy. Lizzy glad she heard from her firend and she was dreading the
windmonsters.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Ize kin take kare ov keepin Lizzy frum blowin away. Meowmie sez im
denze. Why iz she laffin so hard?

Booker

On 12/9/2011 5:28 AM, Gramby wrote:
O T looks at imself in the mirror. Hmmm maybeee I can hire mineself out
az a ankor when we gitz to scotland. Piglett walks by and says, famiblee
first u hafta make sure Willow anna Lizzy duzent git blown awayz. I will
haff Wascal by mine side. O T agreez grudgenly, No toonas dere.

"Cheryl" wrote in message ...

On 2011-12-08 4:19 PM, Meowy wrote:
On Dec 8, 11:22 am, wrote:
De wind is bwoeing inna norf of Scatland at 165 miles an hour! Not so
bad heer, 80 miles an hour. Thu dustybins ar fwying all offur de
place. An sum alarm is winging n winging n yu kin heer it effurywhere.
Awl da bwidges wus cwosed tu twaffic n effurywun wus told tu leef wurk
n go home inna daylite. Meomie tolded hur gurls tu go home erlee, but
she didnt go home erlee! Naow dats jist pwain stoopid!
Ennyway, da windmonsturs n rainmonsturs arnt so bad naow, n we is awl
cumfy n warm n lissenin tu thu wind owtside. Cleo Babycat is runnin
around n Jack is sweeping onna sofa beside Harry n mees on gard fur
sumkats.
Sukie

Bestted tu hyde until fings bwow offur.
dat hab awways wurk wel fur minesefl.
MeOwy, sympafisink wif yoor skeery sichooayshun


We offin gits windmonsturs, butted those in Scatland anna Catifornia
souns purtikularly bad. Meomie saw photos onna pootur uf Scatland.

We jeneraly figgures that it hast be above 100 kph (60 mph) (steady,
maybe gustin higher spayshully onna eggsposed kostal areaz) tu git
worried, an yu haz that beet!

Weze gittin gusts tu 130 kph tuday, wuz more lasted nite, by thu sound.
No rane or snowmonsturs, altho sum hoomin gotten blowed intu tu rode an
gotten minor injuries aftur bin hit by a car.

Wen ower gran-meomie moved tu this sity, she wuz abul tu go Out more on
hur own, an Meomie told hur wun day maybe she shudnt go tu a purtikular
shopin area cuz it wuz highup an wud be furry windy on that day. Well,
she thot, wat doez dottir no? an went enyway. She hadda hold ontu a lite
pole so she wudnt be blown akross the street until a stranj lady helped
hur tu a sheltured area. Windz kin be danjerous!



 




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