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To Allegra G. and Louise S. Rubin
Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!
Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it is shoppin' fur yews bof. Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de follow'in optins, whut wud it bee? Teal, turqoises, and green-blus; Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples; -or- Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos? Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no. Fangu, yer Sekrit Santa |
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"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
... Meoh, Meoh, Meoh! Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it is shoppin' fur yews bof. Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de follow'in optins, whut wud it bee? Teal, turqoises, and green-blus; Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples; -or- Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos? Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no. Fangu, yer Sekrit Santa I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine! Adam, wondering -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net |
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"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message
... Meoh, Meoh, Meoh! Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it is shoppin' fur yews bof. Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de follow'in optins, whut wud it bee? Teal, turqoises, and green-blus; Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples; -or- Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos? Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no. Fangu, yer Sekrit Santa I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine! Adam, wondering -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net |
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Adam wrote:
"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message ... Meoh, Meoh, Meoh! I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine! Adam, wondering Oh, deese are gudgud colors, Mrs. Claws hopes yew like yer pressies. Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point. Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It can't git owt now. So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-) Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know.... Sekrit Santa |
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Adam wrote:
"Allegra and Louise's Santa" wrote in message ... Meoh, Meoh, Meoh! I placed the email on the floor so the cats could choose. Allegra considered for a long time and then delicately placed her paw on the turquoise, etc. line. She feels those colors would bring out the beauty of her green eyes. Louise chose the purple hues, because she likes the sound of purr-rr-ple. However, they said that really any color is fine! Adam, wondering Oh, deese are gudgud colors, Mrs. Claws hopes yew like yer pressies. Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point. Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It can't git owt now. So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-) Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know.... Sekrit Santa |
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Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It can't git owt now. So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-) Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know.... Sekrit Santa I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do is divide by ate-teen.) Allegra ========== Luv nip. Gimme!!! Louise -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net |
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Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point.
Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It can't git owt now. So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-) Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know.... Sekrit Santa I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do is divide by ate-teen.) Allegra ========== Luv nip. Gimme!!! Louise -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net |
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If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes.
hee hee. Sekrit Santas Adam wrote: Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point. Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It can't git owt now. So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-) Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know.... Sekrit Santa I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do is divide by ate-teen.) Allegra ========== Luv nip. Gimme!!! Louise |
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If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes.
hee hee. Sekrit Santas Adam wrote: Santa hazza nuffer wun - well, kinda not a queschun at dis point. Err... sure hope yew like nip. See, Mrs. Claws got a bit carreed away an assembled de pressies wif mor dan a bit of nip, bilt rite in. It can't git owt now. So hope dat's OK an yews don' mind dat level of niptoxication. Santa also hopes dere's no sniffer d*gs wurkin' at de postal serfiss for Kissamouse, oh deer.... ;-) Paw Ess: Haf yew luffly ladies enny kinda treets yew purrticlarly like or don't like? 'membur to let Santa know.... Sekrit Santa I lyke nip, speshully nip toys I kin hold. Evun da hoomins here are neffur shur whut treets I'll lyke. An fangu fur da e-kard, which Unca Adam retreeved befur da antispamfilterthingy ate it. If youze won't evun say how menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do is divide by ate-teen.) Allegra ========== Luv nip. Gimme!!! Louise |
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Hmm. Sebenty-seben toeses? Dat iz furry diffikult. Let'z see... are dere
4 of youse with da usual toes, one poor kitty wif only one toe on each foot, and one toe without any cat attached tu it??? Allegra Paw Ess: I try tu get Unca Adam tu chek da PO Box, but all he duz is say "Gotta write more cards first!" If'n we cownt ALL de toes, dere are sebenty-seben toes. hee hee. Sekrit Santas If youze won't evun say how menny of yu dere are, kin you at leest tell me da total numbur uv toes yu-all have? (Hoping Sekrit Santa won't realize that all Allegra haz tu do is divide by ate-teen.) Allegra |
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