Cats beat up cat-hater !

Last weak, my cat cat beat up a known cat hater using her ninja
skills.You know, cats are master ninjas, they know the deadliest
martial arts, but only use it against assholes who touch their tails.

The cat kicked his balls, kicked his face and gave him a clothesline
with her tail (the cat is a wrestler, too) , then finished him with a
"tiger uppercut".

Yes, this will happen if you don't show respect for cats - you will
lie in the dirt and the cat will **** on your head !

Meow!

(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message . com...
Last weak, my cat cat beat up a known cat hater using her ninja
skills.You know, cats are master ninjas, they know the deadliest
martial arts, but only use it against assholes who touch their tails.

The cat kicked his balls, kicked his face and gave him a clothesline
with her tail (the cat is a wrestler, too) , then finished him with a
"tiger uppercut".

Yes, this will happen if you don't show respect for cats - you will
lie in the dirt and the cat will **** on your head !

Meow!

-- Then you woke up, took your anti-psychotic medication and wandered
off to sleep again. --

Hugh Jardon

(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message . com...
Last weak, my cat cat beat up a known cat hater using her ninja
skills.You know, cats are master ninjas, they know the deadliest
martial arts, but only use it against assholes who touch their tails.

The cat kicked his balls, kicked his face and gave him a clothesline
with her tail (the cat is a wrestler, too) , then finished him with a
"tiger uppercut".

Yes, this will happen if you don't show respect for cats - you will
lie in the dirt and the cat will **** on your head !

Meow!

-- Then you woke up, took your anti-psychotic medication and wandered
off to sleep again. --

Hugh Jardon

(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message . com...
Last weak, my cat cat beat up a known cat hater using her ninja
skills.You know, cats are master ninjas, they know the deadliest
martial arts, but only use it against assholes who touch their tails.

The cat kicked his balls, kicked his face and gave him a clothesline
with her tail (the cat is a wrestler, too) , then finished him with a
"tiger uppercut".

Yes, this will happen if you don't show respect for cats - you will
lie in the dirt and the cat will **** on your head !

Meow!

-- Then you woke up, took your anti-psychotic medication and wandered
off to sleep again. --

Hugh Jardon

(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message . com...
Last weak, my cat cat beat up a known cat hater using her ninja
skills.You know, cats are master ninjas, they know the deadliest
martial arts, but only use it against assholes who touch their tails.

The cat kicked his balls, kicked his face and gave him a clothesline
with her tail (the cat is a wrestler, too) , then finished him with a
"tiger uppercut".

Yes, this will happen if you don't show respect for cats - you will
lie in the dirt and the cat will **** on your head !

Meow!

-- Then you woke up, took your anti-psychotic medication and wandered
off to sleep again. --

Hugh Jardon