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  #11  
Old April 23rd 14, 02:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ann791
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On 4/22/2014 4:15 PM, Mosey=^..^= wrote:


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"



"Community Kitties"
On 4/21/14 10:20 AM, ann791 wrote:
On 4/20/2014 5:07 PM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Pit2nya stopz along the way to pick up Sundance.
She iz diving hur modified P(et) Tee Kruzer, wit da joy stik, and with
da Gee Pee eS set furr Chacatgo. Yu wun't get it mixt up wiff enny
other
wun, because it has sefferal magnetic fowlers on nit.
---
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

I will keep mine eyes open fur you guys, Pi2önya.

[The convoy continues to the southwest, passing through Cicero, berwyn,
and Lyons, then on through Woodridge and into Bolingbrook.]

Mine howse is jus about 2 miles to da west of here. It is so much
nicerer now dat sa snow is gone!

[The kitties then pass through Romeoville and Joliet, admiring the wall
murals in Joliet. When Route 66 joins Highway 53, then continue on to
Wilmington. ]

How about we stop fur lunch at dis place wif da giant statue? Dis is
called da Gemini Giant. Da restaurant closed a few years ago, but da
kitty restaurant is open.

Harri
Lucy Lu gets on the radio to talk to Harri. We is ready for a rest stop
and lunch. Lucy Lu eases the RV into the kitty parking area.

Lucy Lu


[The RVs and kittycycles pull into the parking area by the Gemini
Giant statue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_Giant). The
Launching Pad Diner has been closed for several years - as far as
humans know. But the kitty convoy pulls toward the very back of the
parking area and stops next to a very old dumpster sitting a foot or
two from the back wall. Amelia climbs out of the RV driven by Samuel
Redcat and heads between the dumpster and the wall. She finds a
well-concealed metal door and knocks three times. A peep-hole in the
door slides open and a chocolate brown Havana Brown kitty peeks out.
Seeing kitty guests waiting, he opens the door and gestures everybody
in.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlecats, and welcome to The Launch Pad
2. You've come at a good time, most of our tables and booths are
empty. Please, take whatever seat you'd like and your waiters will be
along shortly. If you need anything, my name is Robbie - please don't
hesitate to call me.

[Amelia heads to a corner table, followed by Sammy and Ranger. Harri
looks around and finally decides to join Amelia's table. The other
kitties walk through, finding comfortable tables. Some pull adjoining
tables together so they can chat with their friends.

A thin orange tabby with apparently boundless energy comes streaking
out of the kitchen towards Amelia's table.]

Hey, hey, how you doin'? I'z Raph an I'll be yourz waiter. Can get
yo'z all anyfing to drink? Any catnip to roll in? Meowsie toys to play
wif? Here's some menus, and we'z got egzellent specials! Roasted beast
sammiches, an cheezburgers, and Fancy Feets omelettes, an - well, lots
of good stuff!

P2nya and Sundance are at the negzt table...
They reply to da waiter...
Lessee, we'll split a Fancy Feetz Homlette anna Roasted beast sammich,
anna syde of nip salad, purrleez.



Lucy Lu sets the menu down as Ralph stops by the table to take their
order. "I'll have a nip tea and cheezburger." Ralph turns to Samwise. "
The roasted beast sound good and a nip float."

Lucy Lu
  #12  
Old April 23rd 14, 03:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Community Kitties[_2_]
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Lucy Lu sets the menu down as Ralph stops by the table to take their
order. "I'll have a nip tea and cheezburger." Ralph turns to Samwise. "
The roasted beast sound good and a nip float."

Lucy Lu


Oh, doze nip floats are da best!

Raph
  #13  
Old April 23rd 14, 03:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 4/23/14 9:01 AM, Community Kitties wrote:
Lucy Lu sets the menu down as Ralph stops by the table to take their
order. "I'll have a nip tea and cheezburger." Ralph turns to Samwise. "
The roasted beast sound good and a nip float."

Lucy Lu


Oh, doze nip floats are da best!

Raph


Hey Raph, could you bring one of doze nip floats wif 2 straws? Dat way
Pipps an me can share one.

Ranger

  #14  
Old April 25th 14, 05:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_3_]
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On Saturday, April 19, 2014 10:30:53 AM UTC-7, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

[Harri Roadcat climbs into the HarriMobile, an RV built on the body of


a Freightliner Classic XL with an extended frame, and fires up the


diesel engine. The remaining kitties and diggies board RVs and


kittycycles, and Mikey Furface's crew directs everybody into a line,


Mikey himself steps up to a periscope and begins to scan the surface


area in front of Navy Pier. Seeing no traffic on Grand Ave, Mikey


signals to a kitty standing at a control board. A switch is thrown,


and up on Grand Ave a set of steel bollards rise to block Grand Ave,


and the street beyond the bollards begins to sink, forming a ramp from


the under-pier area to the surface. When the ramp reaches it's lowest


position the vehicles move out with the HarriMobile in the lead.




The convoy heads west on Grand to Michigan Ave, then turns south. They


pass the Hard Rock Hotel and Millenium Park with it's sculpture called


Cloud Gate (better known as The Bean). On reaching Adams St and the


Art Institute the convoy turns to the west. Harri picks up the


intercom microphone and addresses the convoy:]




Ok, kitties, dis is da beginning of Route 66. Up dere, less dan half a


mile ahead of us, is Willis Tower. Mine hoomins still call it Sears


Tower. Just after the Tower we will cross da Chicatgo River.




[A couple miles after turning onto Adams, the convoy turns to the


southwest on Ogden Ave.]




Pit2nya stopz along the way to pick up Sundance.

She iz diving hur modified P(et) Tee Kruzer, wit da joy stik, and with

da Gee Pee eS set furr Chacatgo. Yu wun't get it mixt up wiff enny other

wun, because it has sefferal magnetic fowlers on nit.

---

Pi2önya AKA Sweetee


Fangu fur kummin to git myownself, Sweetee. Dis shur iz a kool kar! I bringed usses a piknik baskit wif lotz uf fudz an dringkz dat we kan hav along da way. Wud yoo like enneefing rite now?

Sundance, who hopes this gets through, because Meowmie is trying Google Groups this time
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Old April 26th 14, 01:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Harri Roadcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

[Harri Roadcat climbs into the HarriMobile, an RV built on the body
of a Freightliner Classic XL with an extended frame, and fires up the
diesel engine. The remaining kitties and diggies board RVs and
kittycycles, and Mikey Furface's crew directs everybody into a line,
Mikey himself steps up to a periscope and begins to scan the surface
area in front of Navy Pier. Seeing no traffic on Grand Ave, Mikey
signals to a kitty standing at a control board. A switch is thrown,
and up on Grand Ave a set of steel bollards rise to block Grand Ave,
and the street beyond the bollards begins to sink, forming a ramp
from the under-pier area to the surface. When the ramp reaches it's
lowest position the vehicles move out with the HarriMobile in the
lead.

The convoy heads west on Grand to Michigan Ave, then turns south.
They pass the Hard Rock Hotel and Millenium Park with it's sculpture
called Cloud Gate (better known as The Bean). On reaching Adams St
and the Art Institute the convoy turns to the west. Harri picks up
the intercom microphone and addresses the convoy:]

Ok, kitties, dis is da beginning of Route 66. Up dere, less dan half
a mile ahead of us, is Willis Tower. Mine hoomins still call it Sears
Tower. Just after the Tower we will cross da Chicatgo River.

[A couple miles after turning onto Adams, the convoy turns to the
southwest on Ogden Ave.]


Daisy-chan dons her goggles and Cash dons his doggles. Iowna grins and
tucks her winky side to the wind waiting for sniffilator heaven. She
has a sort of pirate patch over the remaining eye. but it's patterned
so well it looks like she isnt wearing anything.



--

  #16  
Old April 26th 14, 01:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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ann791 wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 4/20/2014 5:07 PM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Pit2nya stopz along the way to pick up Sundance.
She iz diving hur modified P(et) Tee Kruzer, wit da joy stik, and
with da Gee Pee eS set furr Chacatgo. Yu wun't get it mixt up
wiff enny other wun, because it has sefferal magnetic fowlers on
nit. ---
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee


I will keep mine eyes open fur you guys, Pi2önya.

[The convoy continues to the southwest, passing through Cicero,
berwyn, and Lyons, then on through Woodridge and into Bolingbrook.]

Mine howse is jus about 2 miles to da west of here. It is so much
nicerer now dat sa snow is gone!

[The kitties then pass through Romeoville and Joliet, admiring the
wall murals in Joliet. When Route 66 joins Highway 53, then
continue on to Wilmington. ]

How about we stop fur lunch at dis place wif da giant statue? Dis is
called da Gemini Giant. Da restaurant closed a few years ago, but da
kitty restaurant is open.

Harri

Lucy Lu gets on the radio to talk to Harri. We is ready for a rest
stop and lunch. Lucy Lu eases the RV into the kitty parking area.

Lucy Lu


Iowna and Cash perk up even more at the sound of FOOD

--

  #17  
Old April 26th 14, 01:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:



"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"



"Community Kitties"
On 4/21/14 10:20 AM, ann791 wrote:
On 4/20/2014 5:07 PM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Pit2nya stopz along the way to pick up Sundance.
She iz diving hur modified P(et) Tee Kruzer, wit da joy stik,
and with da Gee Pee eS set furr Chacatgo. Yu wun't get it
mixt up wiff enny other wun, because it has sefferal
magnetic fowlers on nit. ---
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

I will keep mine eyes open fur you guys, Pi2önya.

[The convoy continues to the southwest, passing through Cicero,
berwyn, and Lyons, then on through Woodridge and into
Bolingbrook.]

Mine howse is jus about 2 miles to da west of here. It is so
much nicerer now dat sa snow is gone!

[The kitties then pass through Romeoville and Joliet, admiring
the wall murals in Joliet. When Route 66 joins Highway 53, then
continue on to Wilmington. ]

How about we stop fur lunch at dis place wif da giant statue?
Dis is called da Gemini Giant. Da restaurant closed a few years
ago, but da kitty restaurant is open.

Harri
Lucy Lu gets on the radio to talk to Harri. We is ready for a
rest stop and lunch. Lucy Lu eases the RV into the kitty parking
area.

Lucy Lu


[The RVs and kittycycles pull into the parking area by the Gemini
Giant statue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_Giant). The
Launching Pad Diner has been closed for several years - as far as
humans know. But the kitty convoy pulls toward the very back of
the parking area and stops next to a very old dumpster sitting a
foot or two from the back wall. Amelia climbs out of the RV driven
by Samuel Redcat and heads between the dumpster and the wall. She
finds a well-concealed metal door and knocks three times. A
peep-hole in the door slides open and a chocolate brown Havana
Brown kitty peeks out. Seeing kitty guests waiting, he opens the
door and gestures everybody in.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlecats, and welcome to The Launch
Pad 2. You've come at a good time, most of our tables and booths
are empty. Please, take whatever seat you'd like and your waiters
will be along shortly. If you need anything, my name is Robbie -
please don't hesitate to call me.

[Amelia heads to a corner table, followed by Sammy and Ranger.
Harri looks around and finally decides to join Amelia's table. The
other kitties walk through, finding comfortable tables. Some pull
adjoining tables together so they can chat with their friends.

A thin orange tabby with apparently boundless energy comes
streaking out of the kitchen towards Amelia's table.]

Hey, hey, how you doin'? I'z Raph an I'll be yourz waiter. Can get
yo'z all anyfing to drink? Any catnip to roll in? Meowsie toys to
play wif? Here's some menus, and we'z got egzellent specials!
Roasted beast sammiches, an cheezburgers, and Fancy Feets
omelettes, an - well, lots of good stuff!

P2nya and Sundance are at the negzt table...
They reply to da waiter...
Lessee, we'll split a Fancy Feetz Homlette anna Roasted beast
sammich, anna syde of nip salad, purrleez.


Iowna leads the Shenk's trio to the big table and they all settle in as
a large ottoman is pushed up for Cash.

Cash orders a raw 'roast' beast sandwich without the bread and since
he's not driving, a beer.

Iowna gets only 1/2 way down the menu and starts drooling.

"Sorry all! I'll have the Bacon wrapped cheeseball with double bacon
please, and a beer" says Iowna.

Daisy-chan snickers at Iowna's waist line but figures she'll run it off
and enjoy the treat. She then orders a sweet tea to go along with her
rare roast beast with a sigh. She's driving.

--

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Old April 27th 14, 04:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Pi2önya AKA Sweetee
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
On Saturday, April 19, 2014 10:30:53 AM UTC-7, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

[Harri Roadcat climbs into the HarriMobile, an RV built on the body
of


a Freightliner Classic XL with an extended frame, and fires up the


diesel engine. The remaining kitties and diggies board RVs and


kittycycles, and Mikey Furface's crew directs everybody into a line,


Mikey himself steps up to a periscope and begins to scan the surface


area in front of Navy Pier. Seeing no traffic on Grand Ave, Mikey


signals to a kitty standing at a control board. A switch is thrown,


and up on Grand Ave a set of steel bollards rise to block Grand Ave,


and the street beyond the bollards begins to sink, forming a ramp
from


the under-pier area to the surface. When the ramp reaches it's
lowest


position the vehicles move out with the HarriMobile in the lead.




The convoy heads west on Grand to Michigan Ave, then turns south.
They


pass the Hard Rock Hotel and Millenium Park with it's sculpture
called


Cloud Gate (better known as The Bean). On reaching Adams St and the


Art Institute the convoy turns to the west. Harri picks up the


intercom microphone and addresses the convoy:]




Ok, kitties, dis is da beginning of Route 66. Up dere, less dan half
a


mile ahead of us, is Willis Tower. Mine hoomins still call it Sears


Tower. Just after the Tower we will cross da Chicatgo River.




[A couple miles after turning onto Adams, the convoy turns to the


southwest on Ogden Ave.]




Pit2nya stopz along the way to pick up Sundance.

She iz diving hur modified P(et) Tee Kruzer, wit da joy stik, and with

da Gee Pee eS set furr Chacatgo. Yu wun't get it mixt up wiff enny
other

wun, because it has sefferal magnetic fowlers on nit.

---

Pi2önya AKA Sweetee


Fangu fur kummin to git myownself, Sweetee. Dis shur iz a kool kar! I
bringed usses a piknik baskit wif lotz uf fudz an dringkz dat we kan hav
along da way. Wud yoo like enneefing rite now?

Sundance, who hopes this gets through, because Meowmie is trying Google
Groups this time
=========
Hey, SunnyDance!
Du yuz got uh sam hanwitch an sum nip-root beer?

Diz iz da 250 horsie power Turbo moddel, so it'z uh gudgud uphill car.
Du yu lyke da fowlurz onnit?
Du yu wanna dribe ur shud I?
--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

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Old April 27th 14, 08:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Ranger MacDude"
Mosey arrivez wif Pipps.. PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy.
Hai tu awl uf owr furendz,
Dis place wooks gud tu usses.
Dey sit down at uh big tabul, n Mosey orders a nip Squnk watter fuur
eech uf demselfs n dey awl den ordur rozted beast sammiches wif uh
syde uf nip fries n uh syde uf nip salad az wull.
Pipps wunts tu sit wif Ranger, if datz umkay wif hisown self. yeUP

Abso-purr-lutely!


[Ranger gets up from Amelia's table and moves to Pipps' table, bringing
his beast-burger and nip soup with him.]


Hi Ranger,
Thanks fur koming over to sit with me. uh huh. smiles sweetly
This food is very good, innit?
Would you like to try a glass of nip squunk water?
It's not too bad.
Pipps

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Old April 27th 14, 09:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Ranger MacDude"


Lucy Lu sets the menu down as Ralph stops by the table to take their
order. "I'll have a nip tea and cheezburger." Ralph turns to Samwise. "
The roasted beast sounds good and a nip float."

Lucy Lu


Oh, doze nip floats are da best!

Raph


Hey Raph, could you bring one of doze nip floats wif 2 straws? Dat way
Pipps an me can share one.


Ranger


Pipps stops munching on her roast beast and shares the nip shake with
Ranger.
Wow, this is REALLY good, Ranger. Wonder what kind of nip they use here?
Pipps takes the paper off the straw and shoots it and it hits Mosey, right
on his nose.
Everycat and dog bust out laffing. "I am so mean, aren't I?" asks
Pipps...hee hee hee
Uh oh, DUCK, Ranger..here comes another straw paper..that Mosey just blew
.....

 




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