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Old March 25th 08, 03:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Granby
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I just couldn't resist posting this.

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00
left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank
all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminum and
glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily
and recycle.



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Old March 25th 08, 04:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kyla =^..^=
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Geeeeeez, and it's so true :/ LOL
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Kyla
--and wierd kitties
"Granby"
I just couldn't resist posting this.

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00
left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago,
drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the
aluminum and glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink
heavily and recycle.





 




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