Weebisiking Bitteehood

On Mon, 11 May 2009 21:51:51 -0700 (PDT), meOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

But wut abaout doze Noobian catz dat wuz wurshipped an wuz furry
weegal? Doo yoo suspoze dey akted wike bittees?

Well, I woodn't menshun dis, buttid wen I wuz
walkin in da basement ob da Temple, I passed da
preest's lownge rum (it was ainchent) an saw sum
ob da preests an preestuses owt ob dere robes, and
playink bat-bat wif bawls, an nip-filled mowsie
toys. So ifn dey akt like kittenz sumtimez, I
suppoze da ainchent ones did too... Just my
guess...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be
silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

5/12/2009 12:01:36 PM

On May 11, 8:49*pm, "Granby" wrote:
U got dat rite. *Piglet who does not remember her mothercat only scooter/mom
"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...
On May 11, 6:18 pm, "Granby" wrote:

All free ov us kitties sleepz together and no one mindz who iz by who. I
bet Maggy May letz da cats at herown houze sleep by herselfz. Piglet
thinking this is so.

Shur shee snugglz wiff Surnise an WooToo, hoo wudn; Dey iz furry nise
snuggly kittees. Butted shee callz MEE hur litul ghirl. An shee finz
meeself wen I iz lonly an cryin by mysef an shee huggles mee an cheers
me up.

Iff kittees cud wiv der hole lifes wiff der mommies, der wud bee mor
storees wike dis.

--
Will in New Haven

Mine Mommycat wivved wif mee fur free yeers an four munts an den went
to da brij. I habb not seen hur sinc den, butted wunc i tott i taw
hur onna tv, an i wentted up klose an wooked, an den it wuz gone.
Mommycat wuz soymeez oreentl, furry furry sweet an wuvwee, an sumtymez
furry feewoshus..she did gnot tawwerate big kitteez twyeen to nurse on
hur tummi. Gnot dat I effur did sumsing so siwwy. She taut me
effryting. How to dwink wadder in da baffwoom sink, how to claw da
cardbord boxes, to share da fudz an mouses an snaykes, an how to meow
at da meowmie awl da tyme. Oh and how to wUN wike da WINd an jump
inna da air in da OUT. Mommycatz are furry gud fings.

MeOwy, rememfurring..~{^-,-^} (mebee tooday i wil be wyke a bittee
ugin fur a fyoo minutz)

On May 11, 7:18*pm, "Pipps =`^..^`="
wrote:
Hihi Me0wy,
Sqweex iz mine momcat, n hur iz 5 yeers old n I am 4 n hur still letz me
cuddle up tew hur tummy n hur liks mee onna top uff mine head n wicks mine
fase n eerz, n sumtimez. Hur iz sew sawft, n we luffs tew pway rugby. *Hee
hee hee.
We gots bawlz awl offer da plase.
I still feal wike a bittie sumtimez. *We r boff pretty wild at nite, we wuv
tew keep Meowmie awake by singing..do yoo wike tew sing?
Hur wuvs tew whap Pa Pookie onna head...den he sez bad wurds,
Heer, wook at owr pixtures ugin . Ma Sqweex iz da big fuzzy onna floor n
being a 'bride' wiff a vail inna winnow, Pa Pookie is da bwak n white guy, n
den derez mine Unke Blurry Mosey, n Unkl Mutt, hoo went to RB, *n me,
Pipps hoo lived in da shoo.
I fink dat shoo steped in d*g doo.
I mayed a rime.
* * *Pipps. ..http://home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site/



All free ov us kitties sleepz together and no one mindz who iz by who. *I
bet Maggy May letz da cats at herown houze sleep by herselfz. *Piglet
thinking this is so.
"MeOwy"
I wikes to gitz umber da kuvvvers wif da meowmie an make bwed an purrr
an haff hur pet mine hed an den i goez to sweep. *Jus wike wen i wuz a
widdl bittee kittee wif mine mommycat hoo wud wik mine face an hed an
eers.

Wen da bitteez gwow up to bee big catz, der mommycat wil hiss an swap
at dem if dey twy to weebisik der bitteehood.

Dis iss sumfing nise da hoomin meowmeez wetz uss doo. *Wee gwatful fur
our meowmie. *So we cn pwetend to be widdl happy bitteez wunc inna
wile.

Hmmpf! *Ob kors I am awl gwown up, an do gnOt do dis mor den wunc a
day.

MeOwy, gwownup grey grrl sumtymez wike a bittee.- Hide quoted text -

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Hi hi Pipps! I awl froo rememfurreen an is bak inna da pwesent, so
Iam wookink agin upon yoor fotogwaf. Yu gotted a gud shoo I see.
Butted too widdl unwess yoo can yooz Mimzsy majik meerer an beekum
widdl yoorsewf.

Yoo furry hansum an hass furry byoodeeful mommycat, hoo I admyre. She
iss a kind mommy anna kind fwend too.

To anssur yoor kwesjink 'bout da singing, wew, I do gnot sing, butted
sumtymes mine meowmie sings, an den I wooks att hur wike she iss
cwazy, so den she stops it. I am aybl to cwy mornfully an pitifully,
an to skweech if it gitz to dat poink. Iss dat wat iss cat singing?

Sowwy to heer 'bout da d*g doo onna yoor gud shoo. Itza gud fing to
make a poem about, i fink. Fangu fur sharing dat.

I gota new toy. It is wike a widdl wakoon on a stwing. Meomwie
botted it fur me wen she went to da store cuz she was gilty 'bout
leeving me awl awone. It is mine fayvrit toy so itz gud fur da
hoominz to go out an feel gilty bouddit.

Bye bye Pipps. Pweez giff yoor momcat a bittee kiss fwum me. MeOwy\\\
\^.'.^/////

Efferwun shud akt like bittiez sumtimez,. it iz gudgud for da soulz. O T
knowing this because Gramby and Auntie Soft told his so.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Mon, 11 May 2009 21:51:51 -0700 (PDT), meOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

But wut abaout doze Noobian catz dat wuz wurshipped an wuz furry
weegal? Doo yoo suspoze dey akted wike bittees?

Well, I woodn't menshun dis, buttid wen I wuz
walkin in da basement ob da Temple, I passed da
preest's lownge rum (it was ainchent) an saw sum
ob da preests an preestuses owt ob dere robes, and
playink bat-bat wif bawls, an nip-filled mowsie
toys. So ifn dey akt like kittenz sumtimez, I
suppoze da ainchent ones did too... Just my
guess...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be
silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

5/12/2009 12:01:36 PM

On Tue, 12 May 2009 16:06:54 -0500, Granby wrote:

Efferwun shud akt like bittiez sumtimez,. it iz gudgud for da soulz. O
T knowing this because Gramby and Auntie Soft told his so.

You are absolutely right! I getz to act like a bitty efurry night. When
mineown Paw gets home from da toona place and sits in him's chair, I
climb up on hims chest an tuck mine head unner his chin and roll so dat
mine tummy is up in da air. Den him pets mine tummy just like him did
when I was a liddle tiny bitty.

Harri

Dat iz zaklee like I duz, Gramby sayz sumtimez I rollz so muchex, my head
shoud spin off! I don like da soun of dat but her laffz so I guez it iz ok.
O t glad he and Harri like the same kine of entertainment.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 May 2009 16:06:54 -0500, Granby wrote:

Efferwun shud akt like bittiez sumtimez,. it iz gudgud for da soulz. O
T knowing this because Gramby and Auntie Soft told his so.

You are absolutely right! I getz to act like a bitty efurry night. When
mineown Paw gets home from da toona place and sits in him's chair, I
climb up on hims chest an tuck mine head unner his chin and roll so dat
mine tummy is up in da air. Den him pets mine tummy just like him did
when I was a liddle tiny bitty.

Harri

I wiggle on da chair like a bittee.
Cinder

On Tue, 12 May 2009 16:06:54 -0500, "Granby" wrote:

Efferwun shud akt like bittiez sumtimez,. it iz gudgud for da soulz. O T
knowing this because Gramby and Auntie Soft told his so.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Mon, 11 May 2009 21:51:51 -0700 (PDT), meOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

But wut abaout doze Noobian catz dat wuz wurshipped an wuz furry
weegal? Doo yoo suspoze dey akted wike bittees?

Well, I woodn't menshun dis, buttid wen I wuz
walkin in da basement ob da Temple, I passed da
preest's lownge rum (it was ainchent) an saw sum
ob da preests an preestuses owt ob dere robes, and
playink bat-bat wif bawls, an nip-filled mowsie
toys. So ifn dey akt like kittenz sumtimez, I
suppoze da ainchent ones did too... Just my
guess...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be
silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

5/12/2009 12:01:36 PM

On 12 May 2009 21:11:06 GMT, Harri Roadcat's
nimble, little paws typed:

You are absolutely right! I getz to act like a bitty efurry night. When
mineown Paw gets home from da toona place and sits in him's chair, I
climb up on hims chest an tuck mine head unner his chin and roll so dat
mine tummy is up in da air. Den him pets mine tummy just like him did
when I was a liddle tiny bitty.

Awww, Harri,

Datz mine faforite fing too! But I do it wen we
iz in da bigbig bed, an da hooman iz reedink. I
snuggle upto hiz side an let him pets mine hed, an
den I turn offer an he stwokes mine tummy! Datz
wen I purrrz furry softlee.....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be
silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

5/12/2009 8:06:05 PM

anna bof of dem kan be veri childish demownselvez, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Efferwun shud akt like bittiez sumtimez,. it iz gudgud for da soulz. O T
knowing this because Gramby and Auntie Soft told his so.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 11 May 2009 21:51:51 -0700 (PDT), meOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

But wut abaout doze Noobian catz dat wuz wurshipped an wuz furry
weegal? Doo yoo suspoze dey akted wike bittees?

Well, I woodn't menshun dis, buttid wen I wuz
walkin in da basement ob da Temple, I passed da
preest's lownge rum (it was ainchent) an saw sum
ob da preests an preestuses owt ob dere robes, and
playink bat-bat wif bawls, an nip-filled mowsie
toys. So ifn dey akt like kittenz sumtimez, I
suppoze da ainchent ones did too... Just my
guess...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be
silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

5/12/2009 12:01:36 PM