Poorz Piglet her gotted nervus

When da gramby gotted up yesterzday, Piglet was sittink in da window and
herself waz growlink. Her waz realli upsetz an da gramby went to see what
da proflem wuz.

Deriz diz fing dey callz a tower rite outside da windowz dat haz da TV
antenna fing on itself.

Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting dere singink itz heart outz. Da bad partz
waz it was sitting bakwardz to da yard lookink strait at Piglet, like it
knowd her kudent get himselfz. Gramby squirted it wif da water anna it
wented awayz but Piglet was upsetz for an hour and just kept growling.

Hooman note. Poor Pig, being crosseyed, she probably though she was
surrounded.

Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting dere singink itz heart outz. Da bad partz
waz it was sitting bakwardz to da yard lookink strait at Piglet, like it
knowd her kudent get himselfz. Gramby squirted it wif da water anna it
wented awayz but Piglet was upsetz for an hour and just kept growling.

Hooman note. Poor Pig, being crosseyed, she probably though she was
surrounded.

Datz awful! Dat cardinal birdie was mean an nasty.

I fink you needs some comfort fudz. Hows about some turkeybird? Or some
fishie? Here, I brought a platter of both wif me.

Tabitha

On Apr 9, 9:31*am, Tabitha Fluffytail wrote:
Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting dere singink itz heart outz. *Da bad partz
waz it was sitting bakwardz to da yard lookink strait at Piglet, like it
knowd her kudent get himselfz. *Gramby squirted it wif da water anna it
wented awayz but Piglet was upsetz for an hour and just kept growling.

Hooman note. *Poor Pig, being crosseyed, she probably though she was
surrounded.

Datz awful! Dat cardinal birdie was mean an nasty.

I fink you needs some comfort fudz. Hows about some turkeybird? Or some
fishie? Here, I brought a platter of both wif me.

Or sum freyed chickum?

--
Wascal

Ohhh fangu, fudz wud be nize. It is rainik and dat birdie, I fikgz der was
onlee one, is hiding in da dry. Diz fud iz gudgud.
"Tabitha Fluffytail" wrote in message
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Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting dere singink itz heart outz. Da bad
partz
waz it was sitting bakwardz to da yard lookink strait at Piglet, like it
knowd her kudent get himselfz. Gramby squirted it wif da water anna it
wented awayz but Piglet was upsetz for an hour and just kept growling.

Hooman note. Poor Pig, being crosseyed, she probably though she was
surrounded.

Datz awful! Dat cardinal birdie was mean an nasty.

I fink you needs some comfort fudz. Hows about some turkeybird? Or some
fishie? Here, I brought a platter of both wif me.

Tabitha

Piglet glad to hear from her fren. Oh hihi Wascal, dat chiken soundz gud to.
Da gramby atted da fishiez las nite. Her did gif uz sum and putted uz all
3 in da bafroom so WE could eat wifout HER boftherink uz! (yeah Pig, that
was the reason...gramby)
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Apr 9, 9:31 am, Tabitha Fluffytail wrote:
Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting dere singink itz heart outz. Da bad
partz
waz it was sitting bakwardz to da yard lookink strait at Piglet, like it
knowd her kudent get himselfz. Gramby squirted it wif da water anna it
wented awayz but Piglet was upsetz for an hour and just kept growling.

Hooman note. Poor Pig, being crosseyed, she probably though she was
surrounded.

Datz awful! Dat cardinal birdie was mean an nasty.

I fink you needs some comfort fudz. Hows about some turkeybird? Or some
fishie? Here, I brought a platter of both wif me.

Or sum freyed chickum?

--
Wascal

On Apr 9, 10:17*am, "Granby" wrote:
Piglet glad to hear from her fren. Oh hihi Wascal, dat chiken soundz gud to.
Da gramby atted da fishiez las nite. *Her did gif uz sum and putted uz all
3 in da bafroom so WE could eat wifout HER boftherink uz! *

Dat wuz furry catsiderat. I wuzn't at da Micki hous wen efferybuddy
gotted da samon fisheez an da lobbister, grump. Butted I wuz hom an
Daddy Bruce gived mee sum uv hiz chickum frum hiz dinnur befour hee
wented to wurk at da post awful. Hee wurks in da nitetim, sew wee
cuddleseep during da day. HOO wudda funk dat I wud be cuddleseeping
wit a hooman all da tim bak wen I wuz a barn cat by trade? If you iss
not full frum da fish, I will port you a widdle ub da freyed chickum.
It wuz two much four me becuz I alreddy eeted crunchies AN sum furry
nice gooshy-fudz. Yoo gotta keep up yoor stenth to bop O.T.

--
Wascal

Dat wud be gudgud. O T just haz a way of gettink himselfz in troublez. Him
iz a gud boy cat for da most partz. I finkz him is sweet of Harri Roadcat
cauze her iz venterouz.

Da gramby iz readink Unkle Bills novelz. Her likez itself now and hazn't
said YUCK anymorez. Piglet rounding her pillowz and treats for her fren
Wascal when himself comes over.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Apr 9, 10:17 am, "Granby" wrote:
Piglet glad to hear from her fren. Oh hihi Wascal, dat chiken soundz gud
to.
Da gramby atted da fishiez las nite. Her did gif uz sum and putted uz all
3 in da bafroom so WE could eat wifout HER boftherink uz!

Dat wuz furry catsiderat. I wuzn't at da Micki hous wen efferybuddy
gotted da samon fisheez an da lobbister, grump. Butted I wuz hom an
Daddy Bruce gived mee sum uv hiz chickum frum hiz dinnur befour hee
wented to wurk at da post awful. Hee wurks in da nitetim, sew wee
cuddleseep during da day. HOO wudda funk dat I wud be cuddleseeping
wit a hooman all da tim bak wen I wuz a barn cat by trade? If you iss
not full frum da fish, I will port you a widdle ub da freyed chickum.
It wuz two much four me becuz I alreddy eeted crunchies AN sum furry
nice gooshy-fudz. Yoo gotta keep up yoor stenth to bop O.T.

--
Wascal

dat iz juzt wrung, Tiger, who haz been tanted hizownsef,
Granby wrote in message
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When da gramby gotted up yesterzday, Piglet was sittink in da window and
herself waz growlink. Her waz realli upsetz an da gramby went to see what
da proflem wuz.

Deriz diz fing dey callz a tower rite outside da windowz dat haz da TV
antenna fing on itself.

Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting dere singink itz heart outz. Da bad partz
waz it was sitting bakwardz to da yard lookink strait at Piglet, like it
knowd her kudent get himselfz. Gramby squirted it wif da water anna it
wented awayz but Piglet was upsetz for an hour and just kept growling.

Hooman note. Poor Pig, being crosseyed, she probably though she was
surrounded.

On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:59:19 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

dat iz juzt wrung, Tiger, who haz been tanted hizownsef,

Me too. Just da day befur yesfurday, in fact. A big orange skwirl was
sittin in da back yard under MINEOWN tree, eating da birdseed dat da
birdies dropped from da kitty-TV. I sat in da window to watch him. Him
seed me, turned hims back to me, and TWITCHED HIMS TAIL AT ME! Da nerf!
Den when Paw letted me outside latter in da day dat rood skwirl was
nowhere to be seen.

Ranger

dat wuz rud, onze a kuple of yearz ago, soft waked up earli inna mornin,
afur a long nite atta toona plaze, her thiked i wuz hurt but when her waked
up furry him seed i wuz ina winner, mine tail wuz twitchin butt a birdie wuz
flyin up to da winner, sqwakin at minesef, den when i getted all wurked up
him flied arownd da korner den when i kalmed down himz kamed bak anna
struted up all ofur agin, Tiger, still hrmphin atta memori
Ranger Greykitten wrote in message
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On Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:59:19 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

dat iz juzt wrung, Tiger, who haz been tanted hizownsef,

Me too. Just da day befur yesfurday, in fact. A big orange skwirl was
sittin in da back yard under MINEOWN tree, eating da birdseed dat da
birdies dropped from da kitty-TV. I sat in da window to watch him. Him
seed me, turned hims back to me, and TWITCHED HIMS TAIL AT ME! Da nerf!
Den when Paw letted me outside latter in da day dat rood skwirl was
nowhere to be seen.

Ranger