Language correction by alpha cat

Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

"Howard Berkowitz" wrote
Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

Hehehe. A four-letter word00000000000000000000000000000000000 maybe? (Sorry,
that was Nikki's comment in the middle.)

Once when Frank and Nikki were sitting on the window sill looking out, Nikki
was scratching at the pane. I hate the sound of claws on glass, and I said,
NIKKI! Stop that! Frank immediately turned to Nikki and bapped her head, as
if to enforce my command. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

"Howard Berkowitz" wrote
Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

Hehehe. A four-letter word00000000000000000000000000000000000 maybe? (Sorry,
that was Nikki's comment in the middle.)

Once when Frank and Nikki were sitting on the window sill looking out, Nikki
was scratching at the pane. I hate the sound of claws on glass, and I said,
NIKKI! Stop that! Frank immediately turned to Nikki and bapped her head, as
if to enforce my command. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

"Howard Berkowitz" wrote
Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

Hehehe. A four-letter word00000000000000000000000000000000000 maybe? (Sorry,
that was Nikki's comment in the middle.)

Once when Frank and Nikki were sitting on the window sill looking out, Nikki
was scratching at the pane. I hate the sound of claws on glass, and I said,
NIKKI! Stop that! Frank immediately turned to Nikki and bapped her head, as
if to enforce my command. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

Marina wrote in message
...

"Howard Berkowitz" wrote
Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

Evidently something that polite young cats DO not say to one another! =o)


Hehehe. A four-letter word00000000000000000000000000000000000 maybe?
(Sorry,
that was Nikki's comment in the middle.)

Once when Frank and Nikki were sitting on the window sill looking out,
Nikki
was scratching at the pane. I hate the sound of claws on glass, and I
said,
NIKKI! Stop that! Frank immediately turned to Nikki and bapped her head,
as
if to enforce my command. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

LOL! "Mom said NO! Now you cut that out!"

Melissa

Marina wrote in message
...

"Howard Berkowitz" wrote
Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

Evidently something that polite young cats DO not say to one another! =o)


Hehehe. A four-letter word00000000000000000000000000000000000 maybe?
(Sorry,
that was Nikki's comment in the middle.)

Once when Frank and Nikki were sitting on the window sill looking out,
Nikki
was scratching at the pane. I hate the sound of claws on glass, and I
said,
NIKKI! Stop that! Frank immediately turned to Nikki and bapped her head,
as
if to enforce my command. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

LOL! "Mom said NO! Now you cut that out!"

Melissa

Marina wrote in message
...

"Howard Berkowitz" wrote
Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr. Clark
(around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones. Rhonda and
Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are concerned, litter
mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr. Clark, while
normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

Evidently something that polite young cats DO not say to one another! =o)


Hehehe. A four-letter word00000000000000000000000000000000000 maybe?
(Sorry,
that was Nikki's comment in the middle.)

Once when Frank and Nikki were sitting on the window sill looking out,
Nikki
was scratching at the pane. I hate the sound of claws on glass, and I
said,
NIKKI! Stop that! Frank immediately turned to Nikki and bapped her head,
as
if to enforce my command. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

LOL! "Mom said NO! Now you cut that out!"

Melissa

Howard Berkowitz wrote:

Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr.
Clark (around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones.
Rhonda and Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are
concerned, litter mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr.
Clark, while normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

You don't want to know - it was one of those cat-secrets - if they tell you,
they'll have to kill you.
--
The One-and-only Holy Mosesâ„¢

Howard Berkowitz wrote:

Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr.
Clark (around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones.
Rhonda and Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are
concerned, litter mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr.
Clark, while normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

You don't want to know - it was one of those cat-secrets - if they tell you,
they'll have to kill you.
--
The One-and-only Holy Mosesâ„¢

Howard Berkowitz wrote:

Last night, I had Mr. Clark, Rhonda, and Ding on the bed, socializing.
They were adopted together, and while biologically unrelated, Mr.
Clark (around 5) has always acted parental to the two younger ones.
Rhonda and Ding are now a little over 2, and, as far as they are
concerned, litter mates, with Rhonda far more outgoing than Ding. Mr.
Clark, while normally VERY relaxed, remains The Authority.

Anyway, Rhonda was being emphatically vocal to me, and she clearly was
coming up with some new sounds. When I repeated a couple, she seemed
indignant.

Now, through much of this, Mr. Clark and Rhonda had been grooming each
other. Then, Rhonda said The Phrase.

Mr. Clark's ears did a radar lock, he rose up, hissed (which he almost
never does), and reached out and bopped Rhonda over the head, bowling
her over. He then stretched back out, with a "so there!" expression on
his face.

WHAT, I wonder, did she say?

You don't want to know - it was one of those cat-secrets - if they tell you,
they'll have to kill you.
--
The One-and-only Holy Mosesâ„¢