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Old April 25th 04, 12:40 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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As a result of yesterday's approx 50 mile cycle ride to make the most of the
lovely weather, my legs ached a tad (a lot) last night. As I was stretched out
in my bed, Waffles stretched out along side me. Obviously, me going "Ouch!
Ouch!" everytime I moved brought out the caring side of her nature. She decided
I'd benefit from a spot of acupuncture. Every time I moved and went, "Ouch!
Ouch!" due to the ache in my legs, madam decided she'd insert her claws in my
thighs... knees... calfs... shins...

OOOOOOOOWWWW!

Cheers, helen s





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Old April 25th 04, 02:12 PM
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Clever Kitty! could he come and visit me
do you think Jean P.
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote in
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As a result of yesterday's approx 50 mile cycle ride to make the most of

the
lovely weather, my legs ached a tad (a lot) last night. As I was stretched

out
in my bed, Waffles stretched out along side me. Obviously, me going "Ouch!
Ouch!" everytime I moved brought out the caring side of her nature. She

decided
I'd benefit from a spot of acupuncture. Every time I moved and went,

"Ouch!
Ouch!" due to the ache in my legs, madam decided she'd insert her claws in

my
thighs... knees... calfs... shins...

OOOOOOOOWWWW!

Cheers, helen s





--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old April 25th 04, 02:12 PM
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Clever Kitty! could he come and visit me
do you think Jean P.
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote in
message ...
As a result of yesterday's approx 50 mile cycle ride to make the most of

the
lovely weather, my legs ached a tad (a lot) last night. As I was stretched

out
in my bed, Waffles stretched out along side me. Obviously, me going "Ouch!
Ouch!" everytime I moved brought out the caring side of her nature. She

decided
I'd benefit from a spot of acupuncture. Every time I moved and went,

"Ouch!
Ouch!" due to the ache in my legs, madam decided she'd insert her claws in

my
thighs... knees... calfs... shins...

OOOOOOOOWWWW!

Cheers, helen s





--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old April 25th 04, 02:33 PM
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Clever Kitty! could he come and visit me
do you think Jean P.


Ahem! I am *all* girlcat! Just ask Frank!

Waffles
(Harumph!)





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Old April 25th 04, 02:33 PM
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Clever Kitty! could he come and visit me
do you think Jean P.


Ahem! I am *all* girlcat! Just ask Frank!

Waffles
(Harumph!)





--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old April 25th 04, 02:45 PM
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Hey,Helen! Put me down on Waffles' list of patients also! I need her for my
aching back g
Jazz's mama

--

Irulan
from the stars we came, to the stars we return
from now until the end of time


"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
As a result of yesterday's approx 50 mile cycle ride to make the most of

the
lovely weather, my legs ached a tad (a lot) last night. As I was stretched

out
in my bed, Waffles stretched out along side me. Obviously, me going "Ouch!
Ouch!" everytime I moved brought out the caring side of her nature. She

decided
I'd benefit from a spot of acupuncture. Every time I moved and went,

"Ouch!
Ouch!" due to the ache in my legs, madam decided she'd insert her claws in

my
thighs... knees... calfs... shins...

OOOOOOOOWWWW!

Cheers, helen s





--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old April 25th 04, 02:45 PM
lrulan
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Hey,Helen! Put me down on Waffles' list of patients also! I need her for my
aching back g
Jazz's mama

--

Irulan
from the stars we came, to the stars we return
from now until the end of time


"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
As a result of yesterday's approx 50 mile cycle ride to make the most of

the
lovely weather, my legs ached a tad (a lot) last night. As I was stretched

out
in my bed, Waffles stretched out along side me. Obviously, me going "Ouch!
Ouch!" everytime I moved brought out the caring side of her nature. She

decided
I'd benefit from a spot of acupuncture. Every time I moved and went,

"Ouch!
Ouch!" due to the ache in my legs, madam decided she'd insert her claws in

my
thighs... knees... calfs... shins...

OOOOOOOOWWWW!

Cheers, helen s





--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched

off--





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Old April 25th 04, 02:58 PM
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Hey,Helen! Put me down on Waffles' list of patients also! I need her for my
aching back g
Jazz's mama


I'll start a patient list.

Purrs, Waffles RCN RCA
(Registered Cat Nurse, Registered Cat Acupuncturist)

--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old April 25th 04, 02:58 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Hey,Helen! Put me down on Waffles' list of patients also! I need her for my
aching back g
Jazz's mama


I'll start a patient list.

Purrs, Waffles RCN RCA
(Registered Cat Nurse, Registered Cat Acupuncturist)

--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old April 25th 04, 05:11 PM
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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote
As a result of yesterday's approx 50 mile cycle ride to make the most of

the
lovely weather, my legs ached a tad (a lot) last night. As I was stretched

out
in my bed, Waffles stretched out along side me. Obviously, me going "Ouch!
Ouch!" everytime I moved brought out the caring side of her nature. She

decided
I'd benefit from a spot of acupuncture. Every time I moved and went,

"Ouch!
Ouch!" due to the ache in my legs, madam decided she'd insert her claws in

my
thighs... knees... calfs... shins...

OOOOOOOOWWWW!


Oh, so *that's* where Frank has learned this new art he has been practising
lately. Only he treats me with acupunture on various parts of the head, and
always in the early mornings. Maybe it's supposed to cure me of the sleeping
sickness? Or the starving-poor-kitties-to-death sickness?

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

 




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