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Chaucer'z Promoshun
Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin
promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer. Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he wannit to. Robin haz kilt 1 fur shure, inna Cattery, anna we fink maybe it wuz hur hu gotted da udder wun, tuu, tho it kudda been Jesse. We finkz Jesse iz Chaucer'z son. We kno heze April'z son. Vincent T. Pussycat, Cattery Manager Haven Howse |
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I wuld gitz mineownself a purrmoshun, tuu, Vincent, iffin onlee da
stoopid, meen hoominz wuld let mineownself ketch da micez insted uf da hoominz ketchin' dem dere ownselfz, buttid NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Dum meen hoominz. Dey reck alla mine fun. --- Onyx, a liddle pouty... Aren't dey just awful meanmean some times? When mineown sisfur AMelai catches bigbig mothies our hoomins take dem away, and when she catched a gophermouse dey took it away and LET IT GO, and dey don't let me climb de fence into the neighbor's yard. For beings who claim to love kitties dey can sure do some meanmean things! Sammy Kitten |
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On Mon, 13 Oct 2003, JSmith4973 wrote: Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer. Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he wannit to. Oooh, we gots one uv dose holes in our bafroom too! It goes to da crawlspace under da howse. Dis spring a baby possum -- a juvenile, meowmie sez -- camed inna howse dat way an lived wif us fur days an days before Meowmie realized where alla wadder in my boles wuz going an why my fud wuz gittin eeted so fast. But I didn't mind da possum -- she didn't bother *me* -- so I nefur told Meowmie an it wuzn't till da possum went into her bedroom late one nite when she wuzn't sleepin gud dat she learned PossumSmall had decided she wuz moving in. Meowmie escorted her out wunce, but she camed bak. Meowmie hadda escort her out agin, but da second time she taked her to a animal rescue frend an she found her a bedder home inda Out. (Dere's pikchurs uv our possum in my scrapbuk: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/M...40/possum.html ) Meowmie sez she has to plug up dat hole before sumfing not az nice as a possum moves in -- like yer mowsies -- or shudder ratz. It'z on her Too Doo Lissst, but she nefur seems to DOO ennyfing on dat list. --Taliseker Pippin, grashuss hostess Visit the BallardBunch at Bitterroot Manor, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/ |
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Snippity----
Meowmie sez she has to plug up dat hole before sumfing not az nice as a possum moves in -- like yer mowsies -- or shudder ratz. It'z on her Too Doo Lissst, but she nefur seems to DOO ennyfing on dat list. --Taliseker Pippin, grashuss hostess Visit the BallardBunch at Bitterroot Manor, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/ ------------ Boss anna Kid putted steal wull rownd da pypez ware dey goez fru da holz, anna duct tape, anna noo wud, but da mowsies pullz it owdt. Boss iz gonna rip owdt da brekkfust bar inna kitchen, anna put in 2 mowsie-pruf cabinet wunz. She gottid wun awlmost dun awreddy. Awl da fud hasta be kept inna jarz or cannisterz. Kid kawt site uv a mowsie runnin wun nite wif a tater chip innnit'z mouf! Kid anna Boss sez bad werdz sometymez, wen dey findz mowsie poop. We livez owdt inna booniez, yu seez, onna ower own 40 akerz uv wudz, and dere'z lotsa wyld aminals yu don't want inna howse or da cattery. Vincent T. Pussycat, Cattery Manager Haven Howse |
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Tally, dat'z da sayme kinda trap we uses tu sayve feralz, anna guys what get
dumped but iz tu scared to be pikked up! Vincent |
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JSmith4973 wrote:
Tally, dat'z da sayme kinda trap we uses tu sayve feralz, anna guys what get dumped but iz tu scared to be pikked up! Vincent Dat looks like de kind of trap purrpaw used to trap me when I lived in de Out, but mine was a bunch bigger. Sammy |
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Tally, dat'z da sayme kinda trap we uses tu sayve feralz, anna guys what get dumped but iz tu scared to be pikked up! Vincent Dat looks like de kind of trap purrpaw used to trap me when I lived in de Out, but mine was a bunch bigger. Sammy ----------------- Myownself wuz nefur inna trap. Kid took myownself away from sum bad kidz hu wuz drownden me inna 50-gallon drum. I wuz furry liddle at da tyme. Vincent |
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Myownself wuz nefur inna trap. Kid took myownself away from sum bad kidz hu wuz drownden me inna 50-gallon drum. I wuz furry liddle at da tyme. Vincent Nasty, nasty, mean rotten bad kidz! HISSSSSSSS!!!! I'z glad dat you got rescueded from dem. And I hope dat dey got bited and hiss-spitted and scratched all up! Dat's awful! I never got treated mean like dat. I got dumped by somebody, but I don't know who cuz I was too liddle. When I was about 5 weeks old I getted dumped under a hedge at a place wif lots of great big noisy trucks (a place my hoomin calls a "grocery store warehouse"). I lived unner the hedge, and comed out to say "Hi" to de hoomins dat walked by, but I getted scared if dey got too close and hid unnder de hedge. But my purrpaw didn't want me to stay unner de hedge so he set out a trap and I walked into it and got catched. I was really scared cuz I thought he was going to hurt me, but he just taked me to the kitty doc (TED) den bringed me home. Now I'm glad he catched me and brought me home. I like it here! Sammy |
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Myownself wuz nefur inna trap. Kid took myownself away from sum bad kidz hu wuz drownden me inna 50-gallon drum. I wuz furry liddle at da tyme. Vincent Vincent! That's TERRIBLE!!! Meen, rottin, stoopid hoominkittenz!!! --- Unca Cory -- "Mine hedd a tennizball izz NOT!" --- Mr. GrowlTiger My e-mail address does not have my first name in it. ------------- Boss sed dey'z so low dey'd go potty inna church isle, anna blame da anjelz. See, wen we finkz bak, we rememfurz wy we luvz kid anna Boss. Dey kin be meen, but dey'z meen fur usses! Vincent |
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On Mon, 14 Oct 2003, JSmith4973 wrote: Snippity---- Meowmie sez she has to plug up dat hole before sumfing not az nice as a possum moves in -- like yer mowsies -- or shudder ratz. It'z on her Too Doo Lissst, but she nefur seems to DOO ennyfing on dat list. --Taliseker Pippin, grashuss hostess Visit the BallardBunch at Bitterroot Manor, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/ ------------ Boss anna Kid putted steal wull rownd da pypez ware dey goez fru da holz, anna duct tape, anna noo wud, but da mowsies pullz it owdt. Boss iz gonna rip owdt da brekkfust bar inna kitchen, anna put in 2 mowsie-pruf cabinet wunz. She gottid wun awlmost dun awreddy. Awl da fud hasta be kept inna jarz or cannisterz. Kid kawt site uv a mowsie runnin wun nite wif a tater chip innnit'z mouf! Mymom putted bags uv moff balls around where she finks da holez frum da crawlspace are -- possums aren's spozed to like da smell of moff balls. She hopes ratzez don't eether. But she hazta try sum of doze triks Boss an Kid tried -- if it gitz cold inda Out, who knowz who mite wanna come in our In? Kid anna Boss sez bad werdz sometymez, wen dey findz mowsie poop. We livez owdt inna booniez, yu seez, onna ower own 40 akerz uv wudz, and dere'z lotsa wyld aminals yu don't want inna howse or da cattery. We lif inna city, but dere are still wild animals heer -- mymom haz seen a grownup possum on our bak porch an a raccooon running throo our bak yard. An she's seen possums crossin da street rite in a regular nayborhood. Meowmie sez dey are "urban wildlife" an dey haf a hard time uv it wif da carz an other cittee fings, but dey still lif alongside us -- we just don't see dem too offen. Unless dey decide to moove into our howse. Which didn't seem like a gud idea to mymom, even if PossumSmall thot it was a grate plan. --Talisker Pippin, nonchalant Visit the BallardBunch at Bitterroot Manor, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/ |
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