Things a non-slave will never hear said... [possible BW]

We, who are slaves, hear in our own houses.

Like: "Great. Now I have cat spit all over my cantaloupe."

DH was eating half a cantaloupe at his computer and Jezebel
started doing the dance-around-and-make-meeping-noises that says
"I want some!" So he offered it to her. With the above result.

Apparently, Jezebel likes cantaloupe.

Deborah
slave to the Magnificent Seven

(although NO cat ever will top Belle(RB), who so loved pumpkin
pie she stood in it to eat it. Yes. The whole pie. WithOUT the
whipped cream.)

"Phoenix" wrote in message
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We, who are slaves, hear in our own houses.

Like: "Great. Now I have cat spit all over my cantaloupe."

DH was eating half a cantaloupe at his computer and Jezebel started doing
the dance-around-and-make-meeping-noises that says "I want some!" So he
offered it to her. With the above result.

Apparently, Jezebel likes cantaloupe.

Deborah
slave to the Magnificent Seven

(although NO cat ever will top Belle(RB), who so loved pumpkin pie she
stood in it to eat it. Yes. The whole pie. WithOUT the whipped cream.)

LOL I can't think of anything around here to compare with that.

Pam S.

Phoenix wrote in
:

We, who are slaves, hear in our own houses.

Like: "Great. Now I have cat spit all over my cantaloupe."

DH was eating half a cantaloupe at his computer and Jezebel
started doing the dance-around-and-make-meeping-noises that says
"I want some!" So he offered it to her. With the above result.

Apparently, Jezebel likes cantaloupe.

Deborah
slave to the Magnificent Seven

(although NO cat ever will top Belle(RB), who so loved pumpkin
pie she stood in it to eat it. Yes. The whole pie. WithOUT the
whipped cream.)

Tuffy loved cantalope. He went crazy when we ate some. So we gave him a
little bit. Boy was he happy. Well, it gave him the runs, really really bad
runs. We tried again a few weeks later in case it was a coincidence, but it
wasn't. He was very disappointed that he couldn't have any more.

Bobble