PING Chief Justicat Louise - A Ruling If You Please

I really purrfurr it win we ar able tu discuss fings. Ifn woncat desides
day wil cutt offa discussion, inda past dat has created alot of
annymosity and discushion owtside da groop. What is rite fur woncat is
not rite fur effurycat.

Lucy



Sum cats shud just cry a rifver, builded a bridge and get ofver it. Dere
are a lottof boycats and girl cats out dere looking for a spezial sumone,
look in frontz of urself, not behine. Sorry for da rantz.

Guess I got told. Actually, I agree that there should be discussion and,
everyone has a right to express themselves, or so I am told.
"Lucy" wrote in message
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I really purrfurr it win we ar able tu discuss fings. Ifn woncat desides
day wil cutt offa discussion, inda past dat has created alot of annymosity
and discushion owtside da groop. What is rite fur woncat is not rite fur
effurycat.

Lucy



Sum cats shud just cry a rifver, builded a bridge and get ofver it. Dere
are a lottof boycats and girl cats out dere looking for a spezial sumone,
look in frontz of urself, not behine. Sorry for da rantz.

i'ze sowwee tuu. It'z juzt dat I mizz yu soo mutsh, an keep luukin fur
yu to meow sumpin, so wen I seed Bekky pozt uh feu tymez I thot
yur Meowmee muzt feel betterer frum da sekund sergeree.
Tell hur dat I wyll purr furr hurr tu feal lotz bettererer reel suun,
an dat iz awltrooiztikullee, nottid olny kuz I mizz yu meowink me.
--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Ize sorree, Sweetee. Yoo kan assoom dat da sekkaterry iz bein
negleckful. A week affur her firstest sergeree, she had to go bak to
da hospittle fur anuther sergeree to fikz sumfing frum da firstest
sergeree. She still kant sit furry long at da pooter, but I iz makin
her post dis enneeway. I will tell herownself to be shur to post to
yurownself fur me first when she reedz RPCC.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Yur howse?
I yam winkt tu uh memfurr ov yur howse,
hoom haz not meowed wiff meeee rezentlee.
I thot dat I kneu wy, an hav bin payshunt...
Neow, if yur heowze haz bin powztink, an mine wink duz not meow,
whut am I tu azzume?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Rebecca" wrote in message
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My howse greez wif dis.

Rebecca

"The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message
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Da effidense seams tu shough dat Miss Lilith was winkwinked - not
wedwinked - tu Smokey ana den tu Sammy wen she fot Smokey wuz gon.
No
cat seemz tu argew wif diz.

Howsumeffur, the kwestyun to mineown mined iz, did Miss Lilith brake
eny rulez? Du we, az catz, haff rulez bowt how meny winkwinks, or
effun wedwinks, a cat meigh haff? Or r we tryin tu applie humin
rulez
tu catz?

I beeleef dere iz a prezidense dat we catz haff no rulez.

If we haf no rulez, den Miss Lilith kin haff az meny winks az she
wantz as long az dey r all willin.

Ralph de Ralf, waiting for Chief Justicat Louise to make a ruling,
or perhaps an unruling

Othr testimony NE1?

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

I ask Grand Pooh-Bah for recommendashun on dis.

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

I hav bin hezitaytin tu meow bowt mine RB sisfurr, Dyna, but I wyll.
Wen da meowmee of hur furzt luv, Simon, wentted to da Bridge,
Simon an his sisfurr wented tu liff in Furrida wiff anudder famblee.
Affur heopin dat Simon mite pozt frum hiz noo heowzze, an wayting
uh sootibble tyme, hur had anudder frend Charlie, hu wented tu da
bridge effin befurr 'pozing. In a wyle, beklawz she wuz sutcha
lufferlee,
wunnerful kittee, MCat wuz verree atraktid tu hur, an hur tu him.
Befurr verree lung, howeffur, Dyna gotted verree sik, an went tu
da Bridge herownself in uh verree sadsad purrtink wiff MCat.
Tho lufft by twee wunnerfool mayle catz, hur wuz neffurr winkt attawl.

It brinkz teerz tu Meowmeez eyez tu rite diz,
buttid deez tingz ar tru, and mayke uhn empurrtint poynt:
We ar nottid awlwayz in kontrol ov owr deztinee.

Rezpektivlee submitted
--
Pitô.ônya


"Granby" wrote in message
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Guess I got told. Actually, I agree that there should be discussion
and, everyone has a right to express themselves, or so I am told.
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
I really purrfurr it win we ar able tu discuss fings. Ifn woncat
desides day wil cutt offa discussion, inda past dat has created alot
of annymosity and discushion owtside da groop. What is rite fur woncat
is not rite fur effurycat.

Lucy



Sum cats shud just cry a rifver, builded a bridge and get ofver it.
Dere are a lottof boycats and girl cats out dere looking for a
spezial sumone, look in frontz of urself, not behine. Sorry for da
rantz.

Dear Ms. Chief Justicat,

Can a kitty have more than one winkwink? I'm asking, because Smokey
Gordon asked me to be his winkwink (he is mineown first love), but I'm
already winkwinked to Sammy da 'Venture Kitty (we've even adopted a
kitten together, Ranger).

Fangu,
Lilith Kitten, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence

I follow advice of Grand Pooh-Bah. Lilith & Smokey & Sammy ordered 2
discuss situashun among selves & announce it here. If dey not come to
decishun, I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

On Mar 21, 9:26*am, Adam wrote:
I investicate. If winked 2 Smokey, u bigamist & nefur winked Sammy. If
not winked Smokey, he cn sue u 4 breach of promise. Ethur way u show
lack respect 4 serius institushun uv winking.

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

Evidence so fur showz:

a) Lilith wuz betrothed 2 Smokey
b) betrothal nefur cancelled (by Lilith or ne1 else)
c) Lilith KNEW betroth not cancelled when winked Sammy

Testimony fm all welkum.

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

I have something to say about this.

I don't rememfur when this happened but I think it was when we were
still meowing in rec.pets.cats. I don't rememfur all the details or
which kitty it was. I think it was a female kitty who had an
agreement that she would winkwink with 2 male kitties. Since all the
involved kitties agreed with it, Catmerica law didn't have a problem
with it. It also may have happened before I was elected purrsident
the first time but it was a long time ago.

Clarence, retired purrsident of Catmerica

On Mar 22, 2:43*am, The Ajo Clowder wrote:
On Mar 21, 8:17*pm, Adam wrote:





* Evidence so fur showz:
*
* a) Lilith wuz betrothed 2 Smokey
* b) betrothal nefur cancelled (by Lilith or ne1 else)
* c) Lilith KNEW betroth not cancelled when winked Sammy
*
* Testimony fm all welkum.
*
* "Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat
*
* If a betrothed kittee stopz meowing heer, muss da remaining betrothed
* kittee catsider hiz or herself betrothed furever to da missing
* kittee? Sumtimez it juss iznt pawsible to find owt why a kittee duznt
* meow heer ennee mor.
*
* Rebecca, just wondering

Gud ?ion. Cors not. 'Troth r winking ofur wen 1 of kittiez sez so.

I agwee wif all dis, but I fink if a kitty needz ta moff on wif somewon
else, day shud make annowncment or statemint at da time dat dat is what
day are duing. Dat wud make it offishul.

Lucy

Well sed, Lucy! Dat iz my point 'xackly, dat Lilith didn't.

Othr testimony NE1?

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

Da effidense seams tu shough dat Miss Lilith was winkwinked - not
wedwinked - tu Smokey ana den tu Sammy wen she fot Smokey wuz gon. No
cat seemz tu argew wif diz.

Howsumeffur, the kwestyun to mineown mined iz, did Miss Lilith brake
eny rulez? Du we, az catz, haff rulez bowt how meny winkwinks, or
effun wedwinks, a cat meigh haff? Or r we tryin tu applie humin rulez
tu catz?

I beeleef dere iz a prezidense dat we catz haff no rulez.

If we haf no rulez, den Miss Lilith kin haff az meny winks az she
wantz as long az dey r all willin.

* Ralph de Ralf, waiting for Chief Justicat Louise to make a ruling,
or perhaps an unruling- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I agree with that. If Lilith, Sammy and Smokey all want to be
winkwinked and wedwinked, it isn't against any rules or laws.

Besides, most Catmerica laws are to make sure our humans behave right!

Clarence

diz happined befure we kamed here but i thinkz ireaded bowt it, Tiger
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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On Mar 21, 9:26 am, Adam wrote:
I investicate. If winked 2 Smokey, u bigamist & nefur winked Sammy. If
not winked Smokey, he cn sue u 4 breach of promise. Ethur way u show
lack respect 4 serius institushun uv winking.

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

Evidence so fur showz:

a) Lilith wuz betrothed 2 Smokey
b) betrothal nefur cancelled (by Lilith or ne1 else)
c) Lilith KNEW betroth not cancelled when winked Sammy

Testimony fm all welkum.

"Lovable Louise", Chief Justicat

I have something to say about this.

I don't rememfur when this happened but I think it was when we were
still meowing in rec.pets.cats. I don't rememfur all the details or
which kitty it was. I think it was a female kitty who had an
agreement that she would winkwink with 2 male kitties. Since all the
involved kitties agreed with it, Catmerica law didn't have a problem
with it. It also may have happened before I was elected purrsident
the first time but it was a long time ago.

Clarence, retired purrsident of Catmerica

Aw, Sweetee, I misst yoo, too. Meowmie seemz to be feelin betterer da last
fyoo daze, so I hopez dis will git better now.

Oh, an Meowmie sez fangu fur da purrz, dey must hav hewped.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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i'ze sowwee tuu. It'z juzt dat I mizz yu soo mutsh, an keep luukin fur
yu to meow sumpin, so wen I seed Bekky pozt uh feu tymez I thot
yur Meowmee muzt feel betterer frum da sekund sergeree.
Tell hur dat I wyll purr furr hurr tu feal lotz bettererer reel suun,
an dat iz awltrooiztikullee, nottid olny kuz I mizz yu meowink me.
--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Ize sorree, Sweetee. Yoo kan assoom dat da sekkaterry iz bein
negleckful. A week affur her firstest sergeree, she had to go bak to da
hospittle fur anuther sergeree to fikz sumfing frum da firstest sergeree.
She still kant sit furry long at da pooter, but I iz makin her post dis
enneeway. I will tell herownself to be shur to post to yurownself fur me
first when she reedz RPCC.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

Yur howse?
I yam winkt tu uh memfurr ov yur howse,
hoom haz not meowed wiff meeee rezentlee.
I thot dat I kneu wy, an hav bin payshunt...
Neow, if yur heowze haz bin powztink, an mine wink duz not meow,
whut am I tu azzume?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
My howse greez wif dis.

Rebecca

"The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message
...


Da effidense seams tu shough dat Miss Lilith was winkwinked - not
wedwinked - tu Smokey ana den tu Sammy wen she fot Smokey wuz gon. No
cat seemz tu argew wif diz.

Howsumeffur, the kwestyun to mineown mined iz, did Miss Lilith brake
eny rulez? Du we, az catz, haff rulez bowt how meny winkwinks, or
effun wedwinks, a cat meigh haff? Or r we tryin tu applie humin rulez
tu catz?

I beeleef dere iz a prezidense dat we catz haff no rulez.

If we haf no rulez, den Miss Lilith kin haff az meny winks az she
wantz as long az dey r all willin.

Ralph de Ralf, waiting for Chief Justicat Louise to make a ruling,
or perhaps an unruling