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  #41  
Old July 2nd 10, 10:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

Well, I hope yoo likez it. I put nip in yurz, kuz yoo sujestid it.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a blender
with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the drink into
glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance


Mosey takes a glass, grinz at the little squirrel ornaments takes uh
gulp..n sez....
waow..datz diffurunt. yeUP


I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem if
enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^="
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty buffett
anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i duzint feelz
gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be gowinta ted sun i
heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin well sinze owrz
abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta put offa ted az
long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna takez
hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank yew
fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz n
uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai kant
fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli duzit,
butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM
















  #42  
Old July 3rd 10, 12:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Posts: 1,203
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ

On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 22:06:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee... tiger


I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM
  #43  
Old July 3rd 10, 02:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Posts: 2,746
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

Hmmm, Mmmmm. Datz purty gud, cept fur da hare ov da skwrl ptooey
Du yu hab sum pink-y wite zinfurrdylly?
I tink I mite purrfurr dat, dere.

--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a
blender with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the
drink into glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem
if enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa
kulpel mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin
well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta
put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther
dwimkz n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving
da porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo
izznt wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud
wuck wiff dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai
kant fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli
duzit, butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM













  #44  
Old July 3rd 10, 03:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Posts: 1,590
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

Mosey grins
yeeeUP ai did.wike et....waow, dat paxd uh 'punch'
yew uzed da 'gud' nip innit dint ya?


Well, I hope yoo likez it. I put nip in yurz, kuz yoo sujestid it.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^="
OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a blender
with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the drink into
glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance


Mosey takes a glass, grinz at the little squirrel ornaments takes uh
gulp..n sez....
waow..datz diffurunt. yeUP


I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem
if enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^="
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin
well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta
put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz
n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai kant
fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli duzit,
butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM


















  #45  
Old July 3rd 10, 03:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,590
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

Toonya, yew krak me upp.
Mosey

Hmmm, Mmmmm. Datz purty gud, cept fur da hare ov da skwrl ptooey
Du yu hab sum pink-y wite zinfurrdylly?
I tink I mite purrfurr dat, dere.

--
Pitô.ônya

OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a blender
with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the drink into
glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem if
enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty buffett
anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i duzint feelz
gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be gowinta ted sun i
heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin well sinze owrz
abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta put offa ted az
long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna takez
hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank yew
fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz n uze
da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai kant
fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli duzit,
butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM















  #46  
Old July 3rd 10, 03:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Posts: 1,590
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ

Mosey porez Tiger sum nip whiskee inn a shott gwass n popz da kork uff da
nipChardonnay for Mme. Anaïs, pores hur uh bootiful gwassful, .....heer ya
go..injoy yerownselvs over dere by da nip gardens. dere r taybulz dere wiff
snax tew..yeeUP

i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee... tiger


I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM



  #47  
Old July 3rd 10, 05:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
Default duh Dezzurt taybul haz AI M HABBING UH BBQ

On Jul 1, 8:57*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
http://cheezburger.com/View/371177728

n moar

Mosey


Meowy steps out of the porter and dusts off hur blue organdy dress.
She goes to the fudz aereeuh and sets down hur black bag. Mosey
brings hur an ayprun and a nip drink in a stem glass garnisheed with
clover flowers and wheat grass and nosepoinks are exchanged.

"Oh, Mosey, fangyu fur dis byoodaful ayprun, I wuffs yoorsefl sew
much, yoo ar sew fottful an degenerus. It wooks sew nise on mine bwoo
organdee dwess. I am waring mine red hat an wite boodeez so I am red,
wite an bwoo."

Meowy leans down and carefully opens the blak bag...........
  #48  
Old July 3rd 10, 07:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Posts: 570
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

WHUT???? Sweetee, Ize so sorree. I getted deze skwirlz frum a noo supplier,
and I didnt make shur dey wuz kleened. Frum now on I will kleen dem
myownself. In da meentime, heerz sum zinfurdel fur yoo.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Hmmm, Mmmmm. Datz purty gud, cept fur da hare ov da skwrl ptooey
Du yu hab sum pink-y wite zinfurrdylly?
I tink I mite purrfurr dat, dere.

--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a blender
with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the drink into
glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem if
enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty buffett
anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i duzint feelz
gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be gowinta ted sun i
heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin well sinze owrz
abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta put offa ted az
long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna takez
hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank yew
fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz n uze
da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai kant
fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli duzit,
butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM















  #49  
Old July 3rd 10, 11:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

I willz haf one of doze purleze, Trudi
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem if
enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat effer
yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee... tiger


"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel mur
bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty buffett
anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i duzint feelz
gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be gowinta ted sun i
heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin well sinze owrz
abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta put offa ted az long
az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna takez
hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank yew
fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz n uze
da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai kant
fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli duzit,
butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM












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Old July 3rd 10, 11:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

himz efidentali getted into a fite when himz wuz owt, soft keeped chekin
anna chekin hizsef but didn't find anithin until just yesterday himz haz
pwaze on hizown furnt leg dat lukz lika kittee bite, Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Mrrrrrrt? wuzza mattur wif hizzownself?? He kant be sik..nope..Mosey

I iza little wurreed bowt hisef, himz haz been unnerda weafur so i duzint
know how trafellin inna porter will afekt hizsef, at leazt i know hiz lucy
willz take kare of himz, Tiger settling in fura nap


"Mosey =^..^="
gwadd yew r rewaxed dere by dat nise fragrunt nippy boosh. Yoo mite
nead uh nap.
yeUP. chester and lucy wil be ulong wen dey git hear..jest dun wurry n
hab fun.
Gotta git bak n tend tew da lizzurd
Mosey


we haz getted owrz dwinkz anna iz now relazin by diz nip bush... i iz
almozt readi fura nap befure dinner, Tiger, wondering where chester and
lucy are

"Mosey =^..^=" \
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin
well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta
put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz
n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai kant
fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli duzit,
butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM


















 




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