AI M HABBING UH BBQ

Tiger gets the drinkz... lets sit unner dat nip bush anna injoy da breeze,
Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 22:06:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee... tiger

I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM

On Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:37:36 -0700, Sundance wrote:

WHUT???? Sweetee, Ize so sorree. I getted deze skwirlz frum a noo
supplier, and I didnt make shur dey wuz kleened. Frum now on I will
kleen dem myownself. In da meentime, heerz sum zinfurdel fur yoo.

Sundance

Here, let me help.

[Ranger paws over a box of fresh ground squirrels]

I just catched dese grounded sqwirls in mineown front yard last night.
Dey is littler den tree sqwirls, but dey seem to taste furry similar.

Ranger

On Jul 3, 4:20*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
Tiger gets the drinkz... lets sit unner dat nip bush anna injoy da breeze,
Tiger
"Mme. Ana s ^..^" wrote in messagenews:qto7gmwd57xs$.kv7wrvu0s3a1$.dlg@40tude .net...



On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 22:06:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee... tiger

I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Ana s

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM- Hide quoted text -

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Meowy lays out her "yoghurt gnoshies" on the fudz table..they are
quite appealing with the tasty and original toppings, including lox
and roe and egg yolks,, grilled bugs, carefully positioned so their 6
little legs stick upward towards the lovely blue sky, in her special
"secret topping"..(hint: it's a bite of the skwishy treats in gravy
in the little bags).

When Mosey offers her a plate, they both fill up their plates and look
for a nice place to sit down and eat.

"O wook, mine fayvrit grey guy Mosey, wets usses sit unner dat nip
bush yawndur!"

"Dis furry nise, isent itted Mosey? Wayte a minnit, hoo is dat
tokking on da uddur syde ob dis bush? Shh, wetts usses wissun to dem
an heer wot dey is seighing to eech uffur, OK?"

Meowy corks an eer toward the two loveburd kitteez....

Trudi iz looking arownd enjoyin da fudz day anna kompani when suddenly she
realizes dat somthin is missin... she goes to talk to tiger juzt fura
minute... she ports out using the micro porter that tv left her in his will
and suddenly returns with three cats all holding paws...

now dat iz muc better...

willow, OT and mzz pigleete luk arownd anna are qwite skaen up furm da ride
so go silentli to d dwink table pour big onez anna sit down fur a bit...
br
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Jul 3, 4:20 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
Tiger gets the drinkz... lets sit unner dat nip bush anna injoy da breeze,
Tiger
"Mme. Ana s ^..^" wrote in
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On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 22:06:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Ana s

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Meowy lays out her "yoghurt gnoshies" on the fudz table..they are
quite appealing with the tasty and original toppings, including lox
and roe and egg yolks,, grilled bugs, carefully positioned so their 6
little legs stick upward towards the lovely blue sky, in her special
"secret topping"..(hint: it's a bite of the skwishy treats in gravy
in the little bags).

When Mosey offers her a plate, they both fill up their plates and look
for a nice place to sit down and eat.

"O wook, mine fayvrit grey guy Mosey, wets usses sit unner dat nip
bush yawndur!"

"Dis furry nise, isent itted Mosey? Wayte a minnit, hoo is dat
tokking on da uddur syde ob dis bush? Shh, wetts usses wissun to dem
an heer wot dey is seighing to eech uffur, OK?"

Meowy corks an eer toward the two loveburd kitteez....

On Jul 3, 2:54*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
Trudi iz looking arownd enjoyin da fudz day anna kompani when suddenly she
realizes dat somthin is missin... she goes to talk to tiger juzt fura
minute... she ports out using the micro porter that tv left her in his will
and suddenly returns with three cats *all holding paws...

now dat iz muc better...

willow, OT and mzz pigleete luk arownd anna are qwite skaen up furm da ride
so go silentli to d dwink table pour big onez anna sit down fur a bit...
br"MeOwy" wrote in message

Wascal, wearing an apron and still carrying a barbecue fork, hurries
over to say hello to all of them, but especially Mizz Piglett.

Dere is alreddy LOSS of fudz an wee ar making mor. He holds out a
tray of mousie appetizers.
Da plan is four efferywun frum Ant Micki's Hous to arrif furry soon.
Dey wanna leef befor da firewurks and also befor shudders Uncl Bill
stars singing da Nashunal Anfum

--
Wascal

Fangu, Ranger. I will juss borro a korner uv Mosey's kichen an kleen dem.

[Sundance cleans the squirrels, removing ALL of the hair and other parts
that kitties wouldn't like. Then he blends them with his special Skwirly
Temple mix and pours a glass for Trudi.]

Dere yoo go, Trudi. I hopez yoo likez it. Enneekittee else? Ranger, wud yoo
like to try?

Sundance

"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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On Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:37:36 -0700, Sundance wrote:

WHUT???? Sweetee, Ize so sorree. I getted deze skwirlz frum a noo
supplier, and I didnt make shur dey wuz kleened. Frum now on I will
kleen dem myownself. In da meentime, heerz sum zinfurdel fur yoo.

Sundance

Here, let me help.

[Ranger paws over a box of fresh ground squirrels]

I just catched dese grounded sqwirls in mineown front yard last night.
Dey is littler den tree sqwirls, but dey seem to taste furry similar.

Ranger

uze da speshul karving nife n dat kutting board n put da unuzed purts fur da
BBQ.
Mosey



"Sundance"

Fangu, Ranger. I will juss borro a korner uv Mosey's kichen an kleen dem.

[Sundance cleans the squirrels, removing ALL of the hair and other parts
that kitties wouldn't like. Then he blends them with his special Skwirly
Temple mix and pours a glass for Trudi.]

Dere yoo go, Trudi. I hopez yoo likez it. Enneekittee else? Ranger, wud
yoo like to try?

Sundance

"Ranger Greykitten"
On Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:37:36 -0700, Sundance wrote:

WHUT???? Sweetee, Ize so sorree. I getted deze skwirlz frum a noo
supplier, and I didnt make shur dey wuz kleened. Frum now on I will
kleen dem myownself. In da meentime, heerz sum zinfurdel fur yoo.

Sundance

Here, let me help.

[Ranger paws over a box of fresh ground squirrels]

I just catched dese grounded sqwirls in mineown front yard last night.
Dey is littler den tree sqwirls, but dey seem to taste furry similar.

Ranger

Meowy lays out her "yoghurt gnoshies" on the fudz table..they are
quite appealing with the tasty and original toppings, including lox
and roe and egg yolks,, grilled bugs, carefully positioned so their 6
little legs stick upward towards the lovely blue sky, in her special
"secret topping"..(hint: it's a bite of the skwishy treats in gravy
in the little bags).

Mosey sez WAOW, dat wooks sew yummy...yew did uh wunnerful job ..
....yoo wurked reely hard .Yew hab sutch gud idearz...teUP
N yoo dint git inny on yer aprun eether....
*sets sum fresh bayked breds n keakurz fur dem *..
Yellz
Hay Pooky , kan yoo man mine grill fur uh foo minnits??
Fanks..jest poke da lizzurd , et iz ulmust dun..

When Mosey offers her a plate, they both fill up their plates and look
for a nice place to sit down and eat.

"O wook, mine fayvrit grey guy Mosey, wets usses sit unner dat nip
bush yawndur!"

Umkay..letz....mine fayvrit gurl..snifs in da nip ahhhhh
ai hab been wurkin hard tew. anna ai knead uh brake....
n ai m gead tew spend et wiff yerownself, gurl grinz
....
"Dis furry nise, isent itted Mosey?

Et shure is, ai m vury happee

Wayte a minnit, hoo is dat
tokking on da uddur syde ob dis bush? Shh, wetts usses wissun to dem
an heer wot dey is seighing to eech uffur, OK?"

Meowy corks an eer toward the two loveburd kitteez....

Mosey wizperz in MeOwyz eer, "ai fink dey r tawking ubaowt usses..."
or gnor
uh skitter skapez frum da yogurt.............

Trudi iz looking arownd enjoyin da fudz day anna kompani when suddenly she
realizes dat somthin is missin... she goes to talk to tiger juzt fura
minute... she ports out using the micro porter that tv left her in his
will
and suddenly returns with three cats all holding paws...

now dat iz muc better...

willow, OT and mzz pigleete luk arownd anna are qwite skaen up furm da
ride
so go silentli to d dwink table pour big onez anna sit down fur a bit...

Mosey walks over to them and tell them to just relax and have lots of
fun...grinz..
so glad you cud mayke et...we mizz yew.


Wascal, wearing an apron and still carrying a barbecue fork, hurries
over to say hello to all of them, but especially Mizz Piglett.

Dere is alreddy LOSS of fudz an wee ar making mor. He holds out a
tray of mousie appetizers.
Da plan is four efferywun frum Ant Micki's Hous to arrif furry soon.
Dey wanna leef befor da firewurks and also befor shudders Uncl Bill
stars singing da Nashunal Anfum

--
Wascal

Dat saownds wike un pwan Wascal..n fank yew Trudi fur goin tew git dem..

FROW MOAR MEETZ ON DA GRILL.. heh we gotz efferfing yewd wike...
Meowy, fangu fur taking mine brake wiff me...n maykin da skitter gudiez...
Mosey

Mrrrrrrrrrrrt. Kan soft put sum neosporin on da byte wooking fing?
Fanks fur da infurmashun Tiger.
ai wil sned leffovurs ovur iffen dey dont kome heer, umkay? Mosey

himz efidentali getted into a fite when himz wuz owt, soft keeped chekin
anna chekin hizsef but didn't find anithin until just yesterday himz haz
pwaze on hizown furnt leg dat lukz lika kittee bite, Tiger

"Mosey =^..^="
Mrrrrrrt? wuzza mattur wif hizzownself?? He kant be sik..nope..Mosey

I iza little wurreed bowt hisef, himz haz been unnerda weafur so i duzint
know how trafellin inna porter will afekt hizsef, at leazt i know hiz
lucy willz take kare of himz, Tiger settling in fura nap

"Mosey =^..^="
gwadd yew r rewaxed dere by dat nise fragrunt nippy boosh. Yoo mite
nead uh nap.
yeUP. chester and lucy wil be ulong wen dey git hear..jest dun wurry n
hab fun.
Gotta git bak n tend tew da lizzurd
Mosey


we haz getted owrz dwinkz anna iz now relazin by diz nip bush... i iz
almozt readi fura nap befure dinner, Tiger, wondering where chester
and lucy are

"Mosey =^..^=" \
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin
well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta
put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther
dwimkz n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai
kant fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli
duzit, butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM