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  #61  
Old July 4th 10, 12:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

On Sat, 03 Jul 2010 14:25:19 -0700, Sundance wrote:

Fangu, Ranger. I will juss borro a korner uv Mosey's kichen an kleen
dem.

[Sundance cleans the squirrels, removing ALL of the hair and other parts
that kitties wouldn't like. Then he blends them with his special Skwirly
Temple mix and pours a glass for Trudi.]

Dere yoo go, Trudi. I hopez yoo likez it. Enneekittee else? Ranger, wud
yoo like to try?


Yes, fangu.

Ranger

  #62  
Old July 4th 10, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default duh Dezzurt taybul haz AI M HABBING UH BBQ





Chek diz owt
http://cheezburger.com/View/371177728

n moar

Mosey


Meowy steps out of the porter and dusts off hur blue organdy dress.
She goes to the fudz aereeuh and sets down hur black bag. Mosey
brings hur an ayprun and a nip drink in a stem glass garnisheed with
clover flowers and wheat grass and nosepoinks are exchanged.

haihai MeOwy gurl, sew nise tew see yerownself..wike yer nip dwink?


"Oh, Mosey, fangyu fur dis byoodaful ayprun, I wuffs yoorsefl sew
much, yoo ar sew fottful an degenerus. It wooks sew nise on mine bwoo
organdee dwess. I am waring mine red hat an wite boodeez so I am red,
wite an bwoo."

Oh yer welkime sweetness..ai wuffs yew tew,
n fank yew fur saying doze nise fings tew mee,
Ai lub da way yew r dwezzed...vury stylish


Meowy leans down and carefully opens the blak bag...........

Mosey wooks in da bag...............


http://www.trendhunter.com/photos/71892/1#36


  #63  
Old July 4th 10, 12:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

Ef I kwack yu up, den duck down...teeeeheeee
P2nya

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Toonya, yew krak me upp.
Mosey

Hmmm, Mmmmm. Datz purty gud, cept fur da hare ov da skwrl ptooey
Du yu hab sum pink-y wite zinfurrdylly?
I tink I mite purrfurr dat, dere.

--
Pitô.ônya

OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a
blender with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the
drink into glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv
dem if enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired
taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine
wifekittee... tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa
kulpel mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note
feelin well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi
lukinta put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ,
fank yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da
uther dwimkz n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing
fings gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp
sum tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving
da porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo
izznt wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud
wuck wiff dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai
kant fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli
duzit, butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint,
Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM

















  #64  
Old July 4th 10, 01:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Posts: 611
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ

Hihi, gize, glad yoo iz heer! Yooz rite, Trudi, sumfing wuz missin wifowt
dem.

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi iz looking arownd enjoyin da fudz day anna kompani when suddenly she
realizes dat somthin is missin... she goes to talk to tiger juzt fura
minute... she ports out using the micro porter that tv left her in his
will and suddenly returns with three cats all holding paws...

now dat iz muc better...

willow, OT and mzz pigleete luk arownd anna are qwite skaen up furm da
ride so go silentli to d dwink table pour big onez anna sit down fur a
bit...
br
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Jul 3, 4:20 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
Tiger gets the drinkz... lets sit unner dat nip bush anna injoy da
breeze,
Tiger
"Mme. Ana s ^..^" wrote in
messagenews:qto7gmwd57xs$.kv7wrvu0s3a1$.dlg@40tude .net...



On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 22:06:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:


i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger


I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,


Mme. Ana s


"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963


7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Meowy lays out her "yoghurt gnoshies" on the fudz table..they are
quite appealing with the tasty and original toppings, including lox
and roe and egg yolks,, grilled bugs, carefully positioned so their 6
little legs stick upward towards the lovely blue sky, in her special
"secret topping"..(hint: it's a bite of the skwishy treats in gravy
in the little bags).

When Mosey offers her a plate, they both fill up their plates and look
for a nice place to sit down and eat.

"O wook, mine fayvrit grey guy Mosey, wets usses sit unner dat nip
bush yawndur!"

"Dis furry nise, isent itted Mosey? Wayte a minnit, hoo is dat
tokking on da uddur syde ob dis bush? Shh, wetts usses wissun to dem
an heer wot dey is seighing to eech uffur, OK?"

Meowy corks an eer toward the two loveburd kitteez....



  #65  
Old July 4th 10, 03:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ

I guezz i shulda uzda bigger porter dey duzint luk like dey injoeed da ride
beri gud, trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Hihi, gize, glad yoo iz heer! Yooz rite, Trudi, sumfing wuz missin wifowt
dem.

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi iz looking arownd enjoyin da fudz day anna kompani when suddenly
she realizes dat somthin is missin... she goes to talk to tiger juzt fura
minute... she ports out using the micro porter that tv left her in his
will and suddenly returns with three cats all holding paws...

now dat iz muc better...

willow, OT and mzz pigleete luk arownd anna are qwite skaen up furm da
ride so go silentli to d dwink table pour big onez anna sit down fur a
bit...
br
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Jul 3, 4:20 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
Tiger gets the drinkz... lets sit unner dat nip bush anna injoy da
breeze,
Tiger
"Mme. Ana s ^..^" wrote in
messagenews:qto7gmwd57xs$.kv7wrvu0s3a1$.dlg@40tude .net...



On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 22:06:12 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

I finks a widdle nipChardonnay, mine luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Ana s

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2010 7:40:16 PM- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Meowy lays out her "yoghurt gnoshies" on the fudz table..they are
quite appealing with the tasty and original toppings, including lox
and roe and egg yolks,, grilled bugs, carefully positioned so their 6
little legs stick upward towards the lovely blue sky, in her special
"secret topping"..(hint: it's a bite of the skwishy treats in gravy
in the little bags).

When Mosey offers her a plate, they both fill up their plates and look
for a nice place to sit down and eat.

"O wook, mine fayvrit grey guy Mosey, wets usses sit unner dat nip
bush yawndur!"

"Dis furry nise, isent itted Mosey? Wayte a minnit, hoo is dat
tokking on da uddur syde ob dis bush? Shh, wetts usses wissun to dem
an heer wot dey is seighing to eech uffur, OK?"

Meowy corks an eer toward the two loveburd kitteez....





  #66  
Old July 4th 10, 03:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

trudi tastez, hhhmmm, diz iz gud, anna i zuzli onlee eatsa kibblez yogurtz
anna okashunili turkey byrd anna of korze cheeze of anikind
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Fangu, Ranger. I will juss borro a korner uv Mosey's kichen an kleen dem.

[Sundance cleans the squirrels, removing ALL of the hair and other parts
that kitties wouldn't like. Then he blends them with his special Skwirly
Temple mix and pours a glass for Trudi.]

Dere yoo go, Trudi. I hopez yoo likez it. Enneekittee else? Ranger, wud
yoo like to try?

Sundance

"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:37:36 -0700, Sundance wrote:

WHUT???? Sweetee, Ize so sorree. I getted deze skwirlz frum a noo
supplier, and I didnt make shur dey wuz kleened. Frum now on I will
kleen dem myownself. In da meentime, heerz sum zinfurdel fur yoo.

Sundance


Here, let me help.

[Ranger paws over a box of fresh ground squirrels]

I just catched dese grounded sqwirls in mineown front yard last night.
Dey is littler den tree sqwirls, but dey seem to taste furry similar.

Ranger





  #67  
Old July 4th 10, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

himz iz dowin betterer now, butted himz iz kleanint it so soft iz watin
until a little time pazzese ta see how it iz dowin befure she duzinithin...
himz wuz efidntalli tramatized beclawz himz haz been beri qweet which iz not
like hisef, butted of korze he iz eatin anna dwinkin anna uzin da box, Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Mrrrrrrrrrrrt. Kan soft put sum neosporin on da byte wooking fing?
Fanks fur da infurmashun Tiger.
ai wil sned leffovurs ovur iffen dey dont kome heer, umkay? Mosey

himz efidentali getted into a fite when himz wuz owt, soft keeped chekin
anna chekin hizsef but didn't find anithin until just yesterday himz haz
pwaze on hizown furnt leg dat lukz lika kittee bite, Tiger


"Mosey =^..^="
Mrrrrrrt? wuzza mattur wif hizzownself?? He kant be sik..nope..Mosey

I iza little wurreed bowt hisef, himz haz been unnerda weafur so i
duzint know how trafellin inna porter will afekt hizsef, at leazt i know
hiz lucy willz take kare of himz, Tiger settling in fura nap

"Mosey =^..^="
gwadd yew r rewaxed dere by dat nise fragrunt nippy boosh. Yoo mite
nead uh nap.
yeUP. chester and lucy wil be ulong wen dey git hear..jest dun wurry
n hab fun.
Gotta git bak n tend tew da lizzurd
Mosey


we haz getted owrz dwinkz anna iz now relazin by diz nip bush... i iz
almozt readi fura nap befure dinner, Tiger, wondering where chester
and lucy are

"Mosey =^..^=" \
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa
kulpel mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin
well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta
put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther
dwimkz n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving
da porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo
izznt wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud
wuck wiff dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai
kant fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli
duzit, butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM






















  #68  
Old July 4th 10, 04:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

We gotz effery kinda fudz heer..jest ubaowt awl dun kukking yew..inny tyme
gnow...sez Mosey

trudi tastez, hhhmmm, diz iz gud, anna i zuzli onlee eatsa kibblez yogurtz
anna okashunili turkey byrd anna of korze cheeze of anikind


Fangu, Ranger. I will juss borro a korner uv Mosey's kichen an kleen dem.

[Sundance cleans the squirrels, removing ALL of the hair and other parts
that kitties wouldn't like. Then he blends them with his special Skwirly
Temple mix and pours a glass for Trudi.]

Dere yoo go, Trudi. I hopez yoo likez it. Enneekittee else? Ranger, wud
yoo like to try?

Sundance

"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:37:36 -0700, Sundance wrote:

WHUT???? Sweetee, Ize so sorree. I getted deze skwirlz frum a noo
supplier, and I didnt make shur dey wuz kleened. Frum now on I will
kleen dem myownself. In da meentime, heerz sum zinfurdel fur yoo.

Sundance

Here, let me help.

[Ranger paws over a box of fresh ground squirrels]

I just catched dese grounded sqwirls in mineown front yard last night.
Dey is littler den tree sqwirls, but dey seem to taste furry similar.

Ranger







  #69  
Old July 4th 10, 04:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Posts: 1,590
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

waffwafwaff Mosey

Ef I kwack yu up, den duck down...teeeeheeee
P2nya

"Mosey =^..^="
Toonya, yew krak me upp.
Mosey

Hmmm, Mmmmm. Datz purty gud, cept fur da hare ov da skwrl ptooey
Du yu hab sum pink-y wite zinfurrdylly?
I tink I mite purrfurr dat, dere.

--
Pitô.ônya

OK Swkirly Templez kummin up fur Mosey an my Sweetee.

[Sundance getz frozen squirrels from the freezer, puts them in a
blender with some water, and blends until smooth. Then he pours the
drink into glasses and adds little squirrel ornaments.)

Heer yoo go -- how duz dat taste?

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I will make a Skwirly Temple fur myownself. I kan make a picher uv dem
if enneekittee else wantz sum, but I knowz dey iz a akwired taste.

Sundance

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa kulpel
mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note feelin
well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi lukinta
put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther dwimkz
n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp sum
tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving da
porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo izznt
wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud wuck wiff
dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai
kant fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli
duzit, butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint, Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/1/2010 7:47:03 PM



















  #70  
Old July 4th 10, 04:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Posts: 1,590
Default AI M HABBING UH BBQ ..da bevruhg aria

mrrrrt, him wil be umkay...him kleaning et iz uh gud fung fur him tew do.
Him iz prolly qwiet cuz him duzznt fite much n dey prolly sed bad wurdz tew
eech uthur n chester izznt uzed tew dat.
I kan port ovur dere reel qwik n chek on him iffen yewd wike..bringh him sum
fudz.
Id dew dat fur mine frend..yeUP. Mosey

himz iz dowin betterer now, butted himz iz kleanint it so soft iz watin
until a little time pazzese ta see how it iz dowin befure she
duzinithin... himz wuz efidntalli tramatized beclawz himz haz been beri
qweet which iz not like hisef, butted of korze he iz eatin anna dwinkin
anna uzin da box, Tiger


"Mosey =^..^="
Mrrrrrrrrrrrt. Kan soft put sum neosporin on da byte wooking fing?
Fanks fur da infurmashun Tiger.
ai wil sned leffovurs ovur iffen dey dont kome heer, umkay? Mosey

himz efidentali getted into a fite when himz wuz owt, soft keeped chekin
anna chekin hizsef but didn't find anithin until just yesterday himz haz
pwaze on hizown furnt leg dat lukz lika kittee bite, Tiger


"Mosey =^..^="
Mrrrrrrt? wuzza mattur wif hizzownself?? He kant be sik..nope..Mosey

I iza little wurreed bowt hisef, himz haz been unnerda weafur so i
duzint know how trafellin inna porter will afekt hizsef, at leazt i
know hiz lucy willz take kare of himz, Tiger settling in fura nap

"Mosey =^..^="
gwadd yew r rewaxed dere by dat nise fragrunt nippy boosh. Yoo mite
nead uh nap.
yeUP. chester and lucy wil be ulong wen dey git hear..jest dun wurry
n hab fun.
Gotta git bak n tend tew da lizzurd
Mosey


we haz getted owrz dwinkz anna iz now relazin by diz nip bush... i
iz almozt readi fura nap befure dinner, Tiger, wondering where
chester and lucy are

"Mosey =^..^=" \
Dere iz awl kyndz uff dwinx on dat aria . Feal free tew mayke wat
effer yew wunt.
Dere iz lotza ise koobz tew..
uh ohhhhh
http://cheezburger.com/View/3706948096
Is diz wat hapuned tew chester?



i willz haff a nip whiskee, whut wuld ursef like mine wifekittee...
tiger

"Mosey =^..^="

Tiger lukz up furmda fud bowl... der u iz... I needsa eatsa
kulpel mur bitez
beclawz i kompwaned so muc while da soft wuz washin da kitty
buffett anna bowls dat ifin i duzint eat da soft will thinkz i
duzint feelz gud ///*behind hizown paw anna we iz soppozta be
gowinta ted sun i heard furri say, anna da chester iz note
feelin well sinze owrz abenshure so i iz twinta be extree heafi
lukinta put offa ted az long az possible... *

chompz a few more bitez, grabz a boz wif wine anna spizes anna
takez hiz wife kittez paw and ey porta ta mozey'z

when dey stepz owt...

her iz sum spizes anna winez fur da parti,

tiger


oh haihai Tiger n Mme. Anaïs, sez Mosey welkome tew da BBQ, fank
yew fur da winez n spises..ai wil put da winez wiff da uther
dwimkz n uze da spises on da meetz n uther fudz ....
go mingel wiff da uthirz n hab funfun..
Derez nip dwinks ovur on dat kart n muncheez n we r BBQing fings
gnow..
Yew kan enjoy yer drinkz n snax by da nip patches ..ai set upp
sum tables ovurr dere

Oh heer komes Pooky Kat, Pipps n Sqweex ..uh oh Pipps iz dwiving
da porter.
WACH OWT FUR DA.....whew..naruw mizz..mrrrrrrrrt..
haihai ..gwad yew cud mayke et...
Pipps grabz uh nip beer n goez off w00king fur uh boycat hoo
izznt wiff nobuddy..hur wuntz uh boyfrend..yeUP behind paw gud
wuck wiff dat..waffs n goez bak tew kooking
da lizard n sum snake kabobz..
howz da uther fudz doin, Amelia n Wascal??
Smellz gudgud...wazz soovens innyway? tew mutch nip wine, ai
kant fimk.

Mosey

More porters land and ..............




"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 00:03:04 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

she realli izunt a beri gud kuk, dat iz why da furri uzuli
duzit, butted
efuri onze inna while hersef comez up wiffa gud idermint,
Tiger

[a porter twinkles, and a petite Purrsian, in a
white sundress and bigbig Jackie-O sunglasses
steps out]

Shall we, mine luff????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

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