I gotted inna owt today!!

Yes that is wot I dus. An it keepz hur inna hur plays cos all tha uther
hoomins inna street larfs at hurownself
Jasmeen, expert at teechin hoomilitee to hoomins

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
OEJ haza job of xrcizin da hoomanz when hersef xkapez, hersef allatime
getz
furry ta runrun anna upsetz soft anna makez hersef a nurfuz rek when she
getz inna owt, Chester snickerin
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes thats reely why I duz it. So I kin get extra smurgles in...an to stop
meowmie frum gettin fat
Jasmine, lukkin seveerly at meowmie

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I went inna owt da ofur day anna eated grass den meowed kuz da hoomanz
didunt notize at furzt, so den furry picked mineself up ann putted me
bak
in, Chester who liked da free ride bak inna in
meeee wrote in message
...
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!! She
gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha lawn
an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too skeery,
so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I
dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an couches
is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside

thats exakly rite, trudi. that way you dussnt hav to chew thru all tha
narsty fethers an feet an stuff.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
anna besidez if you juzt hazta haf birdiez make yourown hooman getit anna
fix it fur yourownsef, Trudi, who doez juzt dat...
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes I finks I sees yore poynt Trudi....Congo goes on abowt plump joosy
birds but I's neva seen one that wud sit still an let me eet it so I
fink
it's a rort.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
der iz NO reazun to go inna owt, der iz NO cowchez or fudz dat iz ezta
eat
so why efin go owt der, der iz alzo da meanmean hoomanz anna i duzint
like
dem, Trudi, who nefur trysta skape fur alla deze yearz
meeee wrote in message
...
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!! She
gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha lawn
an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too skeery,
so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I
dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an couches
is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside

On Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:28:27 +0000, meeee wrote:

Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!! She gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha lawn an get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too skeery, so I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig eyes. Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I dusnt see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an couches is inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside


It is not saf to have brok dors. How did it brok? TuTu

*the faint sound of snikerin atta hooman can be heard behind OEJ's paws...
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
Yes that is wot I dus. An it keepz hur inna hur plays cos all tha uther
hoomins inna street larfs at hurownself
Jasmeen, expert at teechin hoomilitee to hoomins

I wunce helped Meomie meet a noo hoomin. He wuz inna bar an camed out
tu ask why she wuz by hiz truk. Wen shu stud up tu eggsplain she wuz
tryin tu purrswade me tu com out frum under thu truk, I ranned out
rilly fast an befur she cud catch me, I wuz inna spayce under thu old
house that wuz later tore down.

Mandy

yes it's furry funny tu watch.....teech hur to put me onna dyet
Jasmine

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmm, I nefur thinked ta wait until sum ofur hoomanz wuz lukin, OEJ,
makin
a note... gud one i thinkz
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes that is wot I dus. An it keepz hur inna hur plays cos all tha uther
hoomins inna street larfs at hurownself
Jasmeen, expert at teechin hoomilitee to hoomins

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
OEJ haza job of xrcizin da hoomanz when hersef xkapez, hersef allatime
getz
furry ta runrun anna upsetz soft anna makez hersef a nurfuz rek when
she
getz inna owt, Chester snickerin
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes thats reely why I duz it. So I kin get extra smurgles in...an to
stop
meowmie frum gettin fat
Jasmine, lukkin seveerly at meowmie

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I went inna owt da ofur day anna eated grass den meowed kuz da
hoomanz
didunt notize at furzt, so den furry picked mineself up ann putted
me
bak
in, Chester who liked da free ride bak inna in
meeee wrote in message
...
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!!
She
gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha
lawn
an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too
skeery,
so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig
eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I
dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an
couches
is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside

that's furry true. they wud get board an lazee wifout uses.
Garfeeld, always helpful

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
an besidez da hoomanz needsa feel uszeful, Trudi, catsiderate of herown
hoomanz needz
meeee wrote in message
...
thats exakly rite, trudi. that way you dussnt hav to chew thru all tha
narsty fethers an feet an stuff.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
anna besidez if you juzt hazta haf birdiez make yourown hooman getit
anna
fix it fur yourownsef, Trudi, who doez juzt dat...
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes I finks I sees yore poynt Trudi....Congo goes on abowt plump
joosy
birds but I's neva seen one that wud sit still an let me eet it so I
fink
it's a rort.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
der iz NO reazun to go inna owt, der iz NO cowchez or fudz dat iz
ezta
eat
so why efin go owt der, der iz alzo da meanmean hoomanz anna i
duzint
like
dem, Trudi, who nefur trysta skape fur alla deze yearz
meeee wrote in message
...
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!!
She
gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha
lawn
an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too
skeery,
so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig
eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I
dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an
couches
is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside

wow I'm shure she was reely grateful for your efforts on hur beehalf, trudi
Jasmine, hoo likes hidin under tha naybours car in tha spirut uf frendly
naybourhood relayshuns


"Cheryl Perkins" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
Yes that is wot I dus. An it keepz hur inna hur plays cos all tha uther
hoomins inna street larfs at hurownself
Jasmeen, expert at teechin hoomilitee to hoomins

I wunce helped Meomie meet a noo hoomin. He wuz inna bar an camed out
tu ask why she wuz by hiz truk. Wen shu stud up tu eggsplain she wuz
tryin tu purrswade me tu com out frum under thu truk, I ranned out
rilly fast an befur she cud catch me, I wuz inna spayce under thu old
house that wuz later tore down.

Mandy

"mlbriggs" wrote in message
news
On Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:28:27 +0000, meeee wrote:

Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!! She gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha lawn an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too skeery, so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an couches is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside


It is not saf to have brok dors. How did it brok? TuTu

It is not sayfe. it is just tha screen door, an it's ok most oftha tyme, but
when you shuts it it rebounds bak,.....
Garfeeld disapprovinly

And when it rebounds a reely skilful cat can kwikly jump throo before it's
shut agen!!!
Jasmine, triumphantly!!

diz iz like i alla time wonnerz why dey klipz owr clawz butted den soft
kumez home furm da toona plaze anna haz new clawz putted on hersef, it izunt
fair, OEJ
meeee wrote in message
...
yes it's furry funny tu watch.....teech hur to put me onna dyet
Jasmine

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmm, I nefur thinked ta wait until sum ofur hoomanz wuz lukin, OEJ,
makin
a note... gud one i thinkz
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes that is wot I dus. An it keepz hur inna hur plays cos all tha uther
hoomins inna street larfs at hurownself
Jasmeen, expert at teechin hoomilitee to hoomins

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
OEJ haza job of xrcizin da hoomanz when hersef xkapez, hersef
allatime
getz
furry ta runrun anna upsetz soft anna makez hersef a nurfuz rek when
she
getz inna owt, Chester snickerin
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes thats reely why I duz it. So I kin get extra smurgles in...an to
stop
meowmie frum gettin fat
Jasmine, lukkin seveerly at meowmie

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I went inna owt da ofur day anna eated grass den meowed kuz da
hoomanz
didunt notize at furzt, so den furry picked mineself up ann putted
me
bak
in, Chester who liked da free ride bak inna in
meeee wrote in message
...
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!!
She
gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha
lawn
an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too
skeery,
so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig
eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I
dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an
couches
is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside

but i duz think dat ifin dey iz gonna put anycat onna die et dey shuld hafta
be on one alzo, TV, tippin da skale at 19 powndz
meeee wrote in message
...
that's furry true. they wud get board an lazee wifout uses.
Garfeeld, always helpful

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
an besidez da hoomanz needsa feel uszeful, Trudi, catsiderate of herown
hoomanz needz
meeee wrote in message
...
thats exakly rite, trudi. that way you dussnt hav to chew thru all tha
narsty fethers an feet an stuff.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
anna besidez if you juzt hazta haf birdiez make yourown hooman getit
anna
fix it fur yourownsef, Trudi, who doez juzt dat...
meeee wrote in message
...
Yes I finks I sees yore poynt Trudi....Congo goes on abowt plump
joosy
birds but I's neva seen one that wud sit still an let me eet it so
I
fink
it's a rort.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
der iz NO reazun to go inna owt, der iz NO cowchez or fudz dat iz
ezta
eat
so why efin go owt der, der iz alzo da meanmean hoomanz anna i
duzint
like
dem, Trudi, who nefur trysta skape fur alla deze yearz
meeee wrote in message
...
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!!
She
gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha
lawn
an
get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too
skeery,
so
I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig
eyes.
Meowmie
sed I was a silly cat an pikked me up an plonked me bak inside. I
dusnt
see
why mumcat is so busy tryin to get inna owt. All tha fudz an
couches
is
inna
In.
Garfeeld, feelin furry brave now he's bak inside