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Trooder Skunk!
Hihi kitties,
I'ze been sneezin fur a few days and Fred thinks I might hab a cold. On top ov dat I got soakin wet last nite in da rain. It wuz nice tu curl up ona sleepin bag an get warm today. But there's another problem. A skunk has been sleepin in my box under da workshop and he slept fur like three munths wifout wakin up nor eatin nor noffin. Now he's startin tu wander around an he been eatin my fud an drinkin my milk that Fred leafs out fur me. Last yeer he wuz only a baby an I could bat him wif my claws ona side ov da head an he'd go away. Now, he's old enough to be able tu uze his chemical warfare and so I know to leaf him alone, but that means Fred is now feedin da bof uv us and da Max Cat dat I get iz spensiv. Just a note to those who don't know my situation. I'ze a ferral kitty and neffer go in da IN ceptin once when I wuz trapped an it wuz a terrible experiense an I had to go tu dat TED an efferyfing and effen got fixed what was not broken. Then last sprin when I got back in da OUT I had to fight and fight tu get my territory back an I got injured, but that's settled down again and I mark it regularly and properly now, but da skunk don't care. Der goes da naybourhood! Any iderments fellow kitties? Jetadiah frum Catnada. (remove FFFf from the email return address to reply). |
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HIHiHi Jetadiah;
Oh, deerz, is dat effur disturbink. We is IN kitties, but P-o-T (dat's Panda-of-Toes) still 'members a couple of long-range skunk incownterns an' dey was a stinkur tu be shoore. We'ze can't 'member WARE in Catnada yu are but we are too, and hereabowts dere are a couple of opshuns. In SOME cities, da Humane Society also runs a Wildlife Control programme, an' dey pledge tu be nise and relocate de skunkers, cuz affer all, itz not de skunkers fault dey fownd a gud meel ticket, dey don' know is YOURS meal tickit. Offur cities refur citizens tu a private company dat duz Wildlife Control. Dese, ov course, may diffur grately in dere treetment of animules. Yew can luk dem up in de foneringybookfing. Mebbe effun CALL de Humane Society or de OSPCA (Ontario SPCA) tu find recommendation for companees dat re-home de skunkers. Gud luk. Being a foursome heer, we NO how impurrtant it is tu proteck yur fud dishes. Panda-of-Toes, hoo nos whut is Skunk, and de offer three, hu don't. Uncle Fred wrote: Hihi kitties, I'ze been sneezin fur a few days and Fred thinks I might hab a cold. On top ov dat I got soakin wet last nite in da rain. It wuz nice tu curl up ona sleepin bag an get warm today. But there's another problem. A skunk has been sleepin in my box under da workshop and he slept fur like three munths wifout wakin up nor eatin nor noffin. Now he's startin tu wander around an he been eatin my fud an drinkin my milk that Fred leafs out fur me. Last yeer he wuz only a baby an I could bat him wif my claws ona side ov da head an he'd go away. Now, he's old enough to be able tu uze his chemical warfare and so I know to leaf him alone, but that means Fred is now feedin da bof uv us and da Max Cat dat I get iz spensiv. Just a note to those who don't know my situation. I'ze a ferral kitty and neffer go in da IN ceptin once when I wuz trapped an it wuz a terrible experiense an I had to go tu dat TED an efferyfing and effen got fixed what was not broken. Then last sprin when I got back in da OUT I had to fight and fight tu get my territory back an I got injured, but that's settled down again and I mark it regularly and properly now, but da skunk don't care. Der goes da naybourhood! Any iderments fellow kitties? Jetadiah frum Catnada. (remove FFFf from the email return address to reply). |
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The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote:
HIHiHi Jetadiah; Oh, deerz, is dat effur disturbink. We is IN kitties, but P-o-T (dat's Panda-of-Toes) still 'members a couple of long-range skunk incownterns an' dey was a stinkur tu be shoore. We'ze can't 'member WARE in Catnada yu are but we are too, and hereabowts dere are a couple of opshuns. In SOME cities, da Humane Society also runs a Wildlife Control programme, an' dey pledge tu be nise and relocate de skunkers, cuz affer all, itz not de skunkers fault dey fownd a gud meel ticket, dey don' know is YOURS meal tickit. Offur cities refur citizens tu a private company dat duz Wildlife Control. Dese, ov course, may diffur grately in dere treetment of animules. Yew can luk dem up in de foneringybookfing. Mebbe effun CALL de Humane Society or de OSPCA (Ontario SPCA) tu find recommendation for companees dat re-home de skunkers. Gud luk. Being a foursome heer, we NO how impurrtant it is tu proteck yur fud dishes. Panda-of-Toes, hoo nos whut is Skunk, and de offer three, hu don't. We'z in da very rural area ov sothern Quebec, a few kilometers from the Vermont border. I'ze a liddle konfuzed by Fred tonight cuz he fed me an took da fud away agin an left me on da porch wif no fud nor milk. He says he'll be here later so I'ze curlin up on da sleepin bag or maybe goin huntin ona count ov there bein no more fud heer. Jetadiah frun Catnada |
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