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Sheriff Of Catmerica
ChildFree23 wrote: I run 4 sheriff! Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise A question for the debaters. The cat wants attention now and the human is sitting at the computer. The cat gets up and walks back and forth between the monitor and the human and starts washing the human's hand. The human makes the cat get on the floor. What should be done about that? I want to answer that! - Lilith Kitten-Mahoney No, Lilith, you can't! You're not running for sheriff! However, my cousin-cat Lilith Kitten-Mahoney does have the perfect solution for humans who use notebook computers. Simply lean on, or sit on, the on/off switch until the computer dies. The human will get up in disgust, and the cat will have the human all to themselves for a smurgle! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence That is a good solution if the human uses a laptop. But what does the Sheriff do about it if the cat complains about it. Clarence |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
ChildFree23 wrote: Accept. Start debate now. Louise I haff a kwestion fur da debaterz: Whut ifn yur hooman decides to pick you up and smurgle you against yur will, cawlin yu dum stuff like "ookie wookie poo" an kissing you on yur hed when all dat you wants to do iz akt like a dignified cat and rest? Iz dat illegal in Catamerika? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaīs That's a furry good question, Mme. Anais. I am a rather squirmy cat and do not like to be held, so kitties, follow my example. Yelp and howl for your life. Then start squirming and doing backflips in the human's arms, and try to jump out. If all else fails -- and only if all else fails -- out come the claws and teeth, know what I mean? ;-) Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Hi Cousin Rosco. We need to know what the sheriff will do about it if the cat complains. Can you tell us what you'd do if you were sherriff? Clarence |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
ChildFree23 wrote: I run 4 sheriff! Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester The sheriff immediately teleports to the starving cat's residence to interrogate the human. If the results are unsatisfactory, the offending human is sent to Shady Breezes for a "rehabilitation." The starving cat gets to come with their human, if they'd like, and help in the "rehabilitation." Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Hey Cousin Rosco, we thought the name of the rehabilitation place was Pleasant Breezes, not Shady Breezes. Is there a new one called Shady Breezes? Chester and Clarence, who remember Pleasant Breezes from rpc |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
Adam wrote: I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester If normal cat, I beet up hoomin. If fat cat, I beet up cat. Lovable Louise Why do you think that beating up humans and cats is the answer to every problem? Chester |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
Adam wrote: I have a question for the debaters. A cat is sleeping peacefully on the bed and all of a sudden the bedroom is invaded by humans and they start chasing the cat around. Then they take the cat to the metalmonster and take him to TED for no reason. The cat complains to the Catmerica Police Department. What does the sheriff do about it? Nathan I beet up hoomins. Lovable Louise We've noticed that the human ignores it when cats beat her up. What would you do about that? Nathan |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that
the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester If normal cat, I beet up hoomin. If fat cat, I beet up cat. Lovable Louise Why do you think that beating up humans and cats is the answer to every problem? Chester It works 4 me, so don't knock it. "Lovable Louise" |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I have a question for the debaters.
A cat is sleeping peacefully on the bed and all of a sudden the bedroom is invaded by humans and they start chasing the cat around. Then they take the cat to the metalmonster and take him to TED for no reason. The cat complains to the Catmerica Police Department. What does the sheriff do about it? Nathan I beet up hoomins. Lovable Louise We've noticed that the human ignores it when cats beat her up. What would you do about that? Nathan Use claws. "Lovable Louise" |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester If normal cat, I beet up hoomin. If fat cat, I beet up cat. Lovable Louise Why do you think that beating up humans and cats is the answer to every problem? Chester It works 4 me, so don't knock it. "Lovable Louise" Do you beat up your human? Chester |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I run 4 sheriff!
Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester The sheriff immediately teleports to the starving cat's residence to interrogate the human. If the results are unsatisfactory, the offending human is sent to Shady Breezes for a "rehabilitation." The starving cat gets to come with their human, if they'd like, and help in the "rehabilitation." Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Hey Cousin Rosco, we thought the name of the rehabilitation place was Pleasant Breezes, not Shady Breezes. Is there a new one called Shady Breezes? Chester and Clarence, who remember Pleasant Breezes from rpc Capt. Midnight (RB) left a lot of messages around for me to absorb, but he never told me what the rehabilitation center was called. Shady Breezes just popped out. Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
Adam wrote: I have a question for the debaters. A cat is sleeping peacefully on the bed and all of a sudden the bedroom is invaded by humans and they start chasing the cat around. Then they take the cat to the metalmonster and take him to TED for no reason. The cat complains to the Catmerica Police Department. What does the sheriff do about it? Nathan I beet up hoomins. Lovable Louise We've noticed that the human ignores it when cats beat her up. What would you do about that? Nathan Use claws. "Lovable Louise" But we don't want to hurt the human too much. If we did that they might not be able to feed us. Nathan |
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