A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:59:26 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

Anaïs, Tiger, Cleopatra and TV take cushions at a fairly large table,
and wave at their friends to join them. The inspector and his wink,
Bridget, join them.

"Ah zank yourownselves for infitink usses, zees eez luffly!" meows
the Inspector as he pours some of the Volnay for everykitty.

We're certainly glad you could join us. After our winderful adventure last
year we were really looking forward to having you and your lovely wink
join us again.

So, Mme. Anaïs, that *was* a Havana Brown kitty, wasn't it? The one that
came on board just as we docked? I believe that's the first kitty of that
sort I've seen, outside of Havana! Such wonderful coloring, and such a
secretive kitty.

Of course, his coloring wasn't nearly as handsome as that of my handsome
wink...

[With that, Cleo snuggles closer to TV and purrs].

Cleo

Iz you 'joyin yourownsef? duz you wantsa go to da danze tonite? OEJ
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
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On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:19:53 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

OEJ is drinking a LOT of wine today, itz wonnerful, HIC, OEJ

It iz indeed!

STTom

You iz a wonnerful wifekitty, I nefur seed one of doze catz befur, TV,
feelin veri blessed today
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:59:26 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

Anaïs, Tiger, Cleopatra and TV take cushions at a fairly large table,
and wave at their friends to join them. The inspector and his wink,
Bridget, join them.

"Ah zank yourownselves for infitink usses, zees eez luffly!" meows
the Inspector as he pours some of the Volnay for everykitty.

We're certainly glad you could join us. After our winderful adventure last
year we were really looking forward to having you and your lovely wink
join us again.

So, Mme. Anaïs, that *was* a Havana Brown kitty, wasn't it? The one that
came on board just as we docked? I believe that's the first kitty of that
sort I've seen, outside of Havana! Such wonderful coloring, and such a
secretive kitty.

Of course, his coloring wasn't nearly as handsome as that of my handsome
wink...

[With that, Cleo snuggles closer to TV and purrs].

Cleo

Sundance wrote:
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Oh hiya, SunnyDance, gudgud tu seeya.

Shur, I'yd be happy tu share. Wud you lyke it on wun playte
ur twu?

I wuz wurm enuff wiff da kwylt I had, thankz. Wuz yur kover
enuff furr yu?

Pitoonya AKA Smartee

Yes, fangu, I wuz furry kumfurble. Da stateroomz iz furry
kozee.

Eedur way fur da fudz iz fine wif me, or we kud git it to go
an eet on da bus. By da way, da Inspektor asked if we wud
like to joyn him an sum uv da uther kitteez fur da big lunch
later. I sed I wud chek wif yoo: wud yoo injoy dat? I bet he
haz lotsa innerestin storiez to tell.

Sundance

I yam kopussetik wiff dat.
So weeezl get da snakz tu go, an meet da Inspektor furr luntsh.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:42:45 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Iz you 'joyin yourownsef? duz you wantsa go to da danze tonite? OEJ

Oh yes! Mostest definitely! I lovez to danze wif yourownself.

An since dis is Valentine's Day, here... [he paws over a little box
wrapped in red] I getted you a liddle somefing.

[When OEJ unwraps and opens the box she sees a shiny gold-colored
medallion.]

Dis goes on yourz collar. I getted it from 'melia. I gotz one on mineown
collar too. If you push dat liddle button in da middle, it teleports you
to where I am. An if I push da button on mine, it teleports me to where
you are. So if eifurr of usses ever getz losted, da uffur kitty can find
da lost kitty.

STTom

diz iz xxxcciillent, OEJ, speechless... I getted you diz, itz notted az kule
az whut you gett me butt i hopez you likez it... paws ofur a largish box...
itz a owt kitty houze fur yourownsef...
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:42:45 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Iz you 'joyin yourownsef? duz you wantsa go to da danze tonite? OEJ

Oh yes! Mostest definitely! I lovez to danze wif yourownself.

An since dis is Valentine's Day, here... [he paws over a little box
wrapped in red] I getted you a liddle somefing.

[When OEJ unwraps and opens the box she sees a shiny gold-colored
medallion.]

Dis goes on yourz collar. I getted it from 'melia. I gotz one on mineown
collar too. If you push dat liddle button in da middle, it teleports you
to where I am. An if I push da button on mine, it teleports me to where
you are. So if eifurr of usses ever getz losted, da uffur kitty can find
da lost kitty.

STTom

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:09:41 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

diz iz xxxcciillent, OEJ, speechless... I getted you diz, itz notted az kule
az whut you gett me butt i hopez you likez it... paws ofur a largish box...
itz a owt kitty houze fur yourownsef...

[Shorty looks at the lovely gift, and he paws tears of joy from his eyes]

That's so lufely, and so thoughful! Nobody has effur gived me somefing as
wunnderful as dat before. Fangu, fangu, fangu! I know just where I'z will
put it, in da liddle garden outside da Highland Kitties' house. Den I can
haf a kitty house among da roses. And da purty smell of da roses will
remind me of mine faforite girlkitty!

STTom

Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i finks you luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna der iza kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i iza siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin mine tail iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza slinki bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more polite than
uzual
meee wrote in message
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'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the deck, with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in case there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them, pouncing on Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in acse of dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you two lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did he call me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her sternly, 'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we mature ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist looks reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have wun uf thos! A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust, going to find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily, 'Can you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I lukz furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour mes amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey in zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru wines are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo zat we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation ov many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee long lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or in zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good morning" to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess walk up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Down the end of the table, Jasmine is hissing under her breath at a slightly
tipsy Cougar. 'I towld you you shudn't haf so much. Yu is onlee a furry yung
girl kitty after all!!' 'But I'm growed up now Jasmeen. Enny way you can't
tell me what to do!! Yu're not mine muffer!!! ' 'You're silly! Wait til I
tell meowmie onna yu!!' 'Shuush!! I'm gonna go find sum caviar an someone
else to have fun wif!! You's a spoilsport!!' Cougar trots off, rather
unsteadily, to find food and fun, and Jasmine rolls her eyes skyward.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
You iz a wonnerful wifekitty, I nefur seed one of doze catz befur, TV,
feelin veri blessed today
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:59:26 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

Anaïs, Tiger, Cleopatra and TV take cushions at a fairly large table,
and wave at their friends to join them. The inspector and his wink,
Bridget, join them.

"Ah zank yourownselves for infitink usses, zees eez luffly!" meows
the Inspector as he pours some of the Volnay for everykitty.

We're certainly glad you could join us. After our winderful adventure
last
year we were really looking forward to having you and your lovely wink
join us again.

So, Mme. Anaïs, that *was* a Havana Brown kitty, wasn't it? The one that
came on board just as we docked? I believe that's the first kitty of that
sort I've seen, outside of Havana! Such wonderful coloring, and such a
secretive kitty.

Of course, his coloring wasn't nearly as handsome as that of my handsome
wink...

[With that, Cleo snuggles closer to TV and purrs].

Cleo

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:36:20 -0800, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat's little, agile paws typed:

So, Mme. Anaïs, that *was* a Havana Brown kitty, wasn't it? The one that
came on board just as we docked? I believe that's the first kitty of that
sort I've seen, outside of Havana! Such wonderful coloring, and such a
secretive kitty.

It was! Dey liff awl offur dese days - dere was always a few at
cat-shows dat I met, but not too many. pours a glass of nip-wine,
takes a scallop

And he *was* secretiff, datz fur shure!

Haff you met him, Countess? Hiz room iz not far from yours!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/14/2006 7:24:19 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net