I wuz attakked!

Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of
da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets
it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on
dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe
dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz
still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed
over an tore dem apart an got dem off me!

I haz a brave Meowmie to face such terryble monsters! I will hafta fangk
hur by smurgling hur when sheze sleepin -- dat way I know she iznt bizzy
doin sumfing else.

Sundance

[Hoomin note: the microwave pizza I had for lunch had a couple of extra
crisping rings and I had set them on the counter and forgotten them. This
is the second time Sundance has gotten a ring of some kind around himself.
I have no idea how he does it! --Anti Sandy]