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we're watching you
this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower
everywhere I go, little eyes are watching me glaring at me they are in the room, they don't make their presence known isn't there some law about this is there anything i can do im asleep, i open my eyes and one is there looking right into my eyes (SITTING UP LOOKING) I think i should have been warned -- can you believe...im in my little studio by myself i drop a bag of refined white sugar it hits the floor and sugar gushes out my little black cat springs out of nowhere, dives on the sugar...takes quick bite before I can get her out of it...CHOMP...her feet come off the floor, her head spins around..and she lands back in the sugar for another bite! pure sugar... t h e y w o n t s t o p w a t c h i n g m e i'ts not really privacy i want, it's solitude. I need to be alone sometimes yall see! their doing it right now |
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"Whiplash" wrote in message oups.com... this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower everywhere I go, little eyes are watching me glaring at me they are in the room, they don't make their presence known isn't there some law about this is there anything i can do im asleep, i open my eyes and one is there looking right into my eyes (SITTING UP LOOKING) I think i should have been warned -- can you believe...im in my little studio by myself i drop a bag of refined white sugar it hits the floor and sugar gushes out my little black cat springs out of nowhere, dives on the sugar...takes quick bite before I can get her out of it...CHOMP...her feet come off the floor, her head spins around..and she lands back in the sugar for another bite! pure sugar... t h e y w o n t s t o p w a t c h i n g m e i'ts not really privacy i want, it's solitude. I need to be alone sometimes yall see! their doing it right now They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and food and water. |
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cybercat wrote: They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and food and water. oh neeeew i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a snack i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all casual so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom... i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out... never thought nothing of it. their everywhere |
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They are even watching you while you sleep. They invite the neighborhood to
come and watch at windows That ought to keep you up tonight. Barry "Whiplash" wrote in message ups.com... cybercat wrote: They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and food and water. oh neeeew i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a snack i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all casual so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom... i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out... never thought nothing of it. their everywhere |
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"Whiplash" wrote in message oups.com... cybercat wrote: They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and food and water. oh neeeew i was in the bedroom petting Jupiter, I went into the kitchen to get a snack i looked down and there was jupiter laying on a news paper...acting all casual so, casually i say...I just saw your sister in the bedroom... i shut the fridge door, shut the light out and walked out... never thought nothing of it. their everywhere They clearly find you irresistible! |
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Brilliant, just brilliant.
Stacey "Whiplash" wrote in message oups.com... this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower everywhere I go, little eyes are watching me glaring at me they are in the room, they don't make their presence known isn't there some law about this is there anything i can do im asleep, i open my eyes and one is there looking right into my eyes (SITTING UP LOOKING) I think i should have been warned -- can you believe...im in my little studio by myself i drop a bag of refined white sugar it hits the floor and sugar gushes out my little black cat springs out of nowhere, dives on the sugar...takes quick bite before I can get her out of it...CHOMP...her feet come off the floor, her head spins around..and she lands back in the sugar for another bite! pure sugar... t h e y w o n t s t o p w a t c h i n g m e i'ts not really privacy i want, it's solitude. I need to be alone sometimes yall see! their doing it right now |
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cybercat wrote: They clearly find you irresistible! there's no tellin where the money went |
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Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring
at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky. |
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That's it... I knew it!!! The cats, all the cats are working for THEM! THEY
control EVERYTHING!!! No, wait, I mean, nothing to read here...lalalalala, nope, don't know anything... I'm a good little sheep..........;-) -- Mathew Butler to 3 cats: Chablis, Muscat & Sage En Vino Veritas "Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message ... I think they make medication for paranoia and hallucinations :-) Are you sure they are watching you can you feel their eyes on your back. They quickly look away when you look at them out of the corner of your eye I tell you this is a conspiracy Oh no mine are watching too!. Oh by the gods here they come hiding under the desk with a foil wrap around my head to keep out the mind probes :-) "cybercat" wrote in message ... "Whiplash" wrote in message oups.com... this is killin me, the only time I am alone is in the shower everywhere I go, little eyes are watching me glaring at me they are in the room, they don't make their presence known isn't there some law about this is there anything i can do im asleep, i open my eyes and one is there looking right into my eyes (SITTING UP LOOKING) I think i should have been warned -- can you believe...im in my little studio by myself i drop a bag of refined white sugar it hits the floor and sugar gushes out my little black cat springs out of nowhere, dives on the sugar...takes quick bite before I can get her out of it...CHOMP...her feet come off the floor, her head spins around..and she lands back in the sugar for another bite! pure sugar... t h e y w o n t s t o p w a t c h i n g m e i'ts not really privacy i want, it's solitude. I need to be alone sometimes yall see! their doing it right now They are not watching you all the time! They are sleeping lots of the time. Shut them up in the bedroom for a while, eh? With box and food and water. *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** |
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furfin wrote: Do they ever wake you up just by sitting close to your head and staring at you? My black cat sometimes does this...it can be a bit spooky. yes, see I catch her, if she sees my eyes open, she cuts hers the other way then looks at me pretending to notice...like, "oooohhh your awake" lol silly cats |
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