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  #11  
Old March 28th 07, 04:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Posts: 427
Default Pot of Toonas

Yu fink of effurything, Chester! Hay, we kood get burgers an nip shakes an
ride round in da confurrtible! Da weather heer is kwite warm.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I betta chef kan make dat fur yourownsef, signals chef anna orderz a burger
fur luci anna suchiz fur hizownsef.... den we hasta wait so letz hafa
drink
whilez we waitz... Chester pourin wine
The Porter Cats wrote in message
thlink.net...
Dat sownds gud! Effun a nipburgur sownds guud!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I betz der iz sum green suchiz left, Chester walking wif lucy to see
whut
fud iz afalable
The Porter Cats wrote in message
link.net...
Letz get sumthing to eet, Chester. Ders been so much eksitement
lately!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
kule, Chester holdin onto da loferli paw anna purrin...
The Porter Cats wrote in message
nk.net...
*noselick* Dat wood be so nise! My mom finks dat dis wood be a gud
plase
to
earn Toonas.

Lucy

soft sayed sumtimez purrt time toona plazes turn into full time

toona
plazes... smoockieez, Chester
----- Original Message -----
From: Julie Porter
To: Stormmee
Sent: Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:55 AM
Subject: Pot of Toonas


Oh, Chester, fangu! *earlick* My mom hassa part time toona plaze
lined
up,
but sheel feel bettur whin fings ar back to normell, whataffur
dat
is.
I
luf
yu! Fangu!!

Lucy


owr howze will purr fura new toona plaze for yourown hooman,
Chester,
pattin
da paw of da loferli lucy
The Porter Cats wrote in message
hlink.net...
Fangu Chester! Furst my mommy los her job, an den owr computer
dyed.
Itz
ben
a bad monf. So she hassint ben able to help me. I will get
started
plannen
suun!

Doant wurry, when we du haf da wedwink, it wil be tha mos
wunderful
effur.

Lucy, in luff

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
datz ok dearezt lucy, Tiger telled minsef i shuuldint ruzh
yourownsef
aniway, himsef anna MMA waited almozt a whole year ta get da
rite
date,
itz
inbetween two ofur okasinz,... himsef sayed... hiz purrday
anna...
da
day
MMA 'dopted herown hooman? I thinkz... Himsef wuz groggy kuz

i
waked
him
upta azk sum advize... Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Ile neffur plan da wedwink at dis rate! Shurely fings will
settle
down
afftur dis.

Lucy


leprisquirlez! first it was d*gs, now this. will the
'ventures
of
kitties neffur end?
beauty ( holding big bag of nuts)


















  #12  
Old March 29th 07, 12:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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Posts: 427
Default Pot of Toonas

On Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:59:30 GMT, The Porter Cats's nimble, little
paws typed:


Well, den. I hav menny ideas fur my wedwink to Chester, but Ime not kwite
shure how to plan da lojistics of getteng all tha gests to Crete dis summer.
I fink we wood bofe luff to haff it der, but I was atta loss whin it comes
to the detayles. Wood yu be willing to help me plan, sinse yu ar so skilled
an taystful? Ide sertinly preeciate the assistense.

An I wood also like fur yu an Miss Stormmee to pleese by my attendints, tuu,
at da wedwink.

Fangu so much!

Lucy


Oh my towz! I'd be onnored to be yur attindint! [blush]I finks da
wurld ov yew an Chester!

Of cawze I'll be glad to help yurownself wif da detaylez. An az soon
az Pitoonya getz bak frum da Eest Kowst, she'll haff da bowteek put on
a liddle fashin show ov bridal gownz fur yurownself.

Duz yew haff a place in Crete in mynd?

Dis iz so romantikal - izn't it Tiger? [looks to see if Tiger is
eating or listening]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/28/2007 7:00:12 PM
  #13  
Old March 29th 07, 11:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Pot of Toonas

stormmee jumpz up anna down, up anna down... err, stands regally... I wuuld
be honored... Stormmee
The Porter Cats wrote in message
thlink.net...
Um, Mme. Anaïs, may I ask mew a
kwestion?

Lucy


Ov cawz, my deer! Ask away!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Well, den. I hav menny ideas fur my wedwink to Chester, but Ime not kwite
shure how to plan da lojistics of getteng all tha gests to Crete dis

summer.
I fink we wood bofe luff to haff it der, but I was atta loss whin it comes
to the detayles. Wood yu be willing to help me plan, sinse yu ar so

skilled
an taystful? Ide sertinly preeciate the assistense.

An I wood also like fur yu an Miss Stormmee to pleese by my attendints,

tuu,
at da wedwink.

Fangu so much!

Lucy



  #14  
Old March 29th 07, 11:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Pot of Toonas

dat iz an exzillint idermint, duz you suppoze ofur kitteez wants go?
Chester... I wonnerz ifin der iza tour guide fur diz izland...
The Porter Cats wrote in message
thlink.net...
Yu fink of effurything, Chester! Hay, we kood get burgers an nip shakes an
ride round in da confurrtible! Da weather heer is kwite warm.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I betta chef kan make dat fur yourownsef, signals chef anna orderz a

burger
fur luci anna suchiz fur hizownsef.... den we hasta wait so letz hafa
drink
whilez we waitz... Chester pourin wine
The Porter Cats wrote in message
thlink.net...
Dat sownds gud! Effun a nipburgur sownds guud!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I betz der iz sum green suchiz left, Chester walking wif lucy to see
whut
fud iz afalable
The Porter Cats wrote in message
link.net...
Letz get sumthing to eet, Chester. Ders been so much eksitement
lately!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
kule, Chester holdin onto da loferli paw anna purrin...
The Porter Cats wrote in message
nk.net...
*noselick* Dat wood be so nise! My mom finks dat dis wood be a

gud
plase
to
earn Toonas.

Lucy

soft sayed sumtimez purrt time toona plazes turn into full time

toona
plazes... smoockieez, Chester
----- Original Message -----
From: Julie Porter
To: Stormmee
Sent: Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:55 AM
Subject: Pot of Toonas


Oh, Chester, fangu! *earlick* My mom hassa part time toona

plaze
lined
up,
but sheel feel bettur whin fings ar back to normell, whataffur
dat
is.
I
luf
yu! Fangu!!

Lucy


owr howze will purr fura new toona plaze for yourown hooman,
Chester,
pattin
da paw of da loferli lucy
The Porter Cats wrote in message

hlink.net...
Fangu Chester! Furst my mommy los her job, an den owr

computer
dyed.
Itz
ben
a bad monf. So she hassint ben able to help me. I will get
started
plannen
suun!

Doant wurry, when we du haf da wedwink, it wil be tha mos
wunderful
effur.

Lucy, in luff

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
datz ok dearezt lucy, Tiger telled minsef i shuuldint ruzh
yourownsef
aniway, himsef anna MMA waited almozt a whole year ta get

da
rite
date,
itz
inbetween two ofur okasinz,... himsef sayed... hiz purrday
anna...
da
day
MMA 'dopted herown hooman? I thinkz... Himsef wuz groggy

kuz
i
waked
him
upta azk sum advize... Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message

link.net...
Ile neffur plan da wedwink at dis rate! Shurely fings

will
settle
down
afftur dis.

Lucy


leprisquirlez! first it was d*gs, now this. will the
'ventures
of
kitties neffur end?
beauty ( holding big bag of nuts)




















  #15  
Old March 29th 07, 11:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Pot of Toonas

tTiger says... itz purti romantical... anna da fud der iz gud alzo... winkz
at hizown wifekitty... then duckz unner da table...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:59:30 GMT, The Porter Cats's nimble, little
paws typed:


Well, den. I hav menny ideas fur my wedwink to Chester, but Ime not

kwite
shure how to plan da lojistics of getteng all tha gests to Crete dis

summer.
I fink we wood bofe luff to haff it der, but I was atta loss whin it

comes
to the detayles. Wood yu be willing to help me plan, sinse yu ar so

skilled
an taystful? Ide sertinly preeciate the assistense.

An I wood also like fur yu an Miss Stormmee to pleese by my attendints,

tuu,
at da wedwink.

Fangu so much!

Lucy


Oh my towz! I'd be onnored to be yur attindint! [blush]I finks da
wurld ov yew an Chester!

Of cawze I'll be glad to help yurownself wif da detaylez. An az soon
az Pitoonya getz bak frum da Eest Kowst, she'll haff da bowteek put on
a liddle fashin show ov bridal gownz fur yurownself.

Duz yew haff a place in Crete in mynd?

Dis iz so romantikal - izn't it Tiger? [looks to see if Tiger is
eating or listening]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/28/2007 7:00:12 PM



  #16  
Old March 29th 07, 03:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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Posts: 427
Default Pot of Toonas

On Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:16:40 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

dat iz an exzillint idermint, duz you suppoze ofur kitteez wants go?
Chester... I wonnerz ifin der iza tour guide fur diz izland...


Dere iz, y'know. An dey haff won of doze small busses wif an open
top. Derez da rasta katz nip-rum distillery (an nip plantation) to
see, an da offur sitez.

Shud I ask for dem to set up da afternoon bus ride an a lunch az we
tour da eye-land?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/29/2007 10:15:53 AM
  #17  
Old March 29th 07, 03:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
CatalinaIslandCats
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Posts: 2
Default Pot of Toonas

dat iz an exzillint idermint, duz you suppoze ofur kitteez wants go?
Chester... I wonnerz ifin der iza tour guide fur diz izland...


Dere iz, y'know. An dey haff won of doze small busses wif an open
top. Derez da rasta katz nip-rum distillery (an nip plantation) to
see, an da offur sitez.


Nip plantation? I'd be furry innerested in seeing that myself. I'm always
interested in new ideas on how to improve the Catalina nip harvest. Do you
suppose the bus is big enough to hold a full-grown mountain lion like me?

Bib Mama
  #18  
Old March 29th 07, 03:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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Posts: 427
Default Pot of Toonas

On Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:25:51 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Dat wuuld be veri nize, you iz so organized... Chester pourin more wine anna
glad fur da hep...


[Kitty-sized pink open-top microbus, with a fringed top pulls up. It
is driven by a neatly dressed staff-kitty, and in the guides seat is a
rasta kitty with a portable bar]

"Hi kitties! My nayme iz Miles, and I will be your tour guide! We'll
go to da nip-plantayshun and nip-rum distillery, and take you for a
tour ov owr Eye-land!

Of cawze we'll stop for fuds on da way - I kno ov a place dat makes
grilled fishies Eyeland-style, and now I'm miksing up sum nip-coladas
made wif owr Eye-land rum!

Who wants one?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/29/2007 10:39:09 AM
  #19  
Old March 29th 07, 04:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Pot of Toonas

Dat wuuld be veri nize, you iz so organized... Chester pourin more wine anna
glad fur da hep...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:16:40 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

dat iz an exzillint idermint, duz you suppoze ofur kitteez wants go?
Chester... I wonnerz ifin der iza tour guide fur diz izland...


Dere iz, y'know. An dey haff won of doze small busses wif an open
top. Derez da rasta katz nip-rum distillery (an nip plantation) to
see, an da offur sitez.

Shud I ask for dem to set up da afternoon bus ride an a lunch az we
tour da eye-land?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/29/2007 10:15:53 AM



  #20  
Old March 29th 07, 06:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Pot of Toonas

Two of doze purlese as Chester hepz Miss Lucy onna bus
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:25:51 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Dat wuuld be veri nize, you iz so organized... Chester pourin more wine

anna
glad fur da hep...


[Kitty-sized pink open-top microbus, with a fringed top pulls up. It
is driven by a neatly dressed staff-kitty, and in the guides seat is a
rasta kitty with a portable bar]

"Hi kitties! My nayme iz Miles, and I will be your tour guide! We'll
go to da nip-plantayshun and nip-rum distillery, and take you for a
tour ov owr Eye-land!

Of cawze we'll stop for fuds on da way - I kno ov a place dat makes
grilled fishies Eyeland-style, and now I'm miksing up sum nip-coladas
made wif owr Eye-land rum!

Who wants one?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/29/2007 10:39:09 AM



 




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