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Ding Dong Da Haloweeny Party
Sassy sitting quietly in the corner hears this exchange. She gore over to
da Bear and says. Bear, we dont wanna hurt dem barekittens but we needs ta teach dem a lezzon in manners. Lets get some big boy cats, O T anna WAscal anna sum flazhlitez and haff sum fun. We kan hide on da side of da road and flick da lites off an on and have da sekond wurld kittes make some of der noizes. Da kids wont rekonize dat noize den, we kan chaze dem a bits. We just hazta be sure dere are no lidle barekittens along da weigh so we skarez dem. Sassy thinks, sure wishez Scooter anna Maggy were here dem kud bark da bestis and fora long timez. "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Mosey welcomes more gests n den az he goez tew shut da door, he heers a frantic banging on da door. He wooks owtside n sees a clowder of black cats hoo are skared spitless. The biggest one sez tew Mosey Um, tricrtreet, kan we PLEEZE come in n hide for uwile? Dere r sum meen barekids hoo r twing tew katch usses n be meen tew us. One uff dem got ahold uff mine liddle sisfur, but I jumped on his haid, gabe him a good skrach, n he let hur go, n now dey r mad wif usses. Mosey looks at the scared little faces, 7 in all, and sez "C'mon in, I hab the purrfect pwase fur yoo tew hide. He takes the bootiful black kitties to a speshul room dat haz black walls and sez "stand heer qwiet fur a minnit wile I anxwer da door ugin" Mosey goes bak down da stairs, n opens da door n wooks at 2 hoomin boyz, dwessed awl skary, n dey go Trick or treets" Mosey notices their bags are full uff treets and duzznt gib dem inny. He sez, "I jest ran owt". The oldest boy, hoo iz abowt 10 asks, did yoo see a bunch of black cats come this way?" Mosey "Nope, why?" The smartypants kid sez, "we just wanna play with them" Mosey thinks 'yeah right" "I think they ran by to thu howse down da road, a old witch, erm nise laddee lives dere n her haz lotz uff black kitties hoo will just love yoo." [smurkle] n homemade cookies tew. Okay, thanx, sez the smartypants bratkid. Mosey slams da door in his fase, n starts waffing reel hard. "Boy, are they in for trubble, messin wiff black cats is so NOT kewl" He goes bak to where da skaredy cats are n invites dem tew join da party. He introdooses them tew his frendz n tells dem iz umkay tew have fun gnow. Bob Qat iz furry imprezzed wif da way hiz Dad handled thu sichyooashion and gibs him a big huggie, n den runs off to thu bannister, Ding dong 2 goats bah twik or treet n git karrots. Be kareful owt dere warns Mosey. Iffen yoo see 2 .barekid boyz dwezzed skary, bump dem in da butt wiff yer horns n den run off. Dey wur beeng meen to some Black kitties. Ummmmmmkaaaaay sez da goatz. Fangu fur da gudiez. Mosey closes the door Ding dong doorbell and here is....... |
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Da Haloweeny Party
Willow puts the finishing touches on her costume. She runs her hands over
the almost silky feeling leather. She going to the party as a TAAA DAAAAHHH BIKER KITTY, It haz been so long sinze I wore leafther and Gramby iz gonna have a hizzy fit whe she getz her kredit kard billz diz monfth. I sure hope Paddy likez ditz, I has been try at be a lady but I sure likes leather. Piglett walks by the fishtank where Willow is and almost falls. U looks wonnerful Willow, U really duz. Duz u like mine damsel in disdress costume? I fink it is quite nice. O T Anna Harry wuden let mineself see what deem was wearink. Dinky and knucklehead are koming az baby bitties. Guez dat wurkz sinze dem iz. Sassy iz komming az a Doggie. Her kuden do nuffink wiff her earz and dat long fluffie tailz. "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Hmm, I kan port over n pix yoo up n yoo kan hab fun wiff usses wifowt yer sekkerterree bein dere...yoo jest wont be abul tew sae mutch. Hay, yoo cood dwess up az a mime...waffs. Mosey I yam sowee tu ar-es-vee-pee wif mine regretz. Mine sekkerterree wyll nottid be heer tu purrtizipayte. -- Pitô.ônya "Mosey =^..^=" Umkay, the Kits n I hab da howse awl dexorated wif nuffin skary (to skare TV or bitties) Owr kostoomz were mayde by Mimzy in hur majik soing room in da part uff da big majik mirrir, n her did a gudgud job. Yoo kan see da howse frum da road, n we gots a plase to park yer porterz, we gotz games, moozik, pwases tew danse, I added a noo zoomie room for Ranger n he kan teech Zooming 101..heh. Da floor uff da Zoom Room iz polished n dere r bigbig pillowz iffen yoo zoom tew fast n kant stop. I gots mine kamera fingy. We polished da bannister, n gotted da big floompy pillow owt uff da klozet..pshew, dat wuz a job. We gotz fudz, da nip paches are in full bloom, 4 kindz diz yeer, nip wine, nip dip, nip mowziez, n awl kinza gudgud stuff n wee r gonna hab lotza funfun. Sew efferfing iz reddy fur owr partee, So c'mon over n wee will hab fun. Luffs Mosey, Mimzy n Bob Qat x-sited |
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Da Haloweeny Party
Hihi Willow, wow yoo wook gud az a biker chick, Um, I dwessed up az a biker
tew, We kan git uh biker gabg tewgeffer, Yoo loks nise n iam shure Paddy will luff yer owtfit. We wikes yer uther kostoomz tew yoo gize, yoo awl wook reel gud. C'mon in n hab sum nip wine, roll in da catnip paches n hab sum gud fudz. Hey Kits, wook hooz heer, Mosey Willow puts the finishing touches on her costume. She runs her hands over the almost silky feeling leather. She going to the party as a TAAA DAAAAHHH BIKER KITTY, It haz been so long sinze I wore leafther and Gramby iz gonna have a hizzy fit whe she getz her kredit kard billz diz monfth. I sure hope Paddy likez ditz, I has been try at be a lady but I sure likes leather. Piglett walks by the fishtank where Willow is and almost falls. U looks wonnerful Willow, U really duz. Duz u like mine damsel in disdress costume? I fink it is quite nice. O T Anna Harry wuden let mineself see what deem was wearink. Dinky and knucklehead are koming az baby bitties. Guez dat wurkz sinze dem iz. Sassy iz komming az a Doggie. Her kuden do nuffink wiff her earz and dat long fluffie tailz. "Mosey =^..^=" Hmm, I kan port over n pix yoo up n yoo kan hab fun wiff usses wifowt yer sekkerterree bein dere...yoo jest wont be abul tew sae mutch. Hay, yoo cood dwess up az a mime...waffs. Mosey I yam sowee tu ar-es-vee-pee wif mine regretz. Mine sekkerterree wyll nottid be heer tu purrtizipayte. -- Pitô.ônya "Mosey =^..^=" Umkay, the Kits n I hab da howse awl dexorated wif nuffin skary (to skare TV or bitties) Owr kostoomz were mayde by Mimzy in hur majik soing room in da part uff da big majik mirrir, n her did a gudgud job. Yoo kan see da howse frum da road, n we gots a plase to park yer porterz, we gotz games, moozik, pwases tew danse, I added a noo zoomie room for Ranger n he kan teech Zooming 101..heh. Da floor uff da Zoom Room iz polished n dere r bigbig pillowz iffen yoo zoom tew fast n kant stop. I gots mine kamera fingy. We polished da bannister, n gotted da big floompy pillow owt uff da klozet..pshew, dat wuz a job. We gotz fudz, da nip paches are in full bloom, 4 kindz diz yeer, nip wine, nip dip, nip mowziez, n awl kinza gudgud stuff n wee r gonna hab lotza funfun. Sew efferfing iz reddy fur owr partee, So c'mon over n wee will hab fun. Luffs Mosey, Mimzy n Bob Qat x-sited |
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Ding Dong Da Haloweeny Party
Sassy, dat iz a gud idear. Go fur et n I hoap et teeches dem a lesson, but
yoo be kareful on dat road, umkay? Mosey, prowd uff hiz frendz. Sassy sitting quietly in the corner hears this exchange. She gore over to da Bear and says. Bear, we dont wanna hurt dem barekittens but we needs ta teach dem a lezzon in manners. Lets get some big boy cats, O T anna WAscal anna sum flazhlitez and haff sum fun. We kan hide on da side of da road and flick da lites off an on and have da sekond wurld kittes make some of der noizes. Da kids wont rekonize dat noize den, we kan chaze dem a bits. We just hazta be sure dere are no lidle barekittens along da weigh so we skarez dem. Sassy thinks, sure wishez Scooter anna Maggy were here dem kud bark da bestis and fora long timez. Mosey welcomes more gests n den az he goez tew shut da door, he heers a frantic banging on da door. He wooks owtside n sees a clowder of black cats hoo are skared spitless. The biggest one sez tew Mosey Um, tricrtreet, kan we PLEEZE come in n hide for uwile? Dere r sum meen barekids hoo r twing tew katch usses n be meen tew us. One uff dem got ahold uff mine liddle sisfur, but I jumped on his haid, gabe him a good skrach, n he let hur go, n now dey r mad wif usses. Mosey looks at the scared little faces, 7 in all, and sez "C'mon in, I hab the purrfect pwase fur yoo tew hide. He takes the bootiful black kitties to a speshul room dat haz black walls and sez "stand heer qwiet fur a minnit wile I anxwer da door ugin" Mosey goes bak down da stairs, n opens da door n wooks at 2 hoomin boyz, dwessed awl skary, n dey go Trick or treets" Mosey notices their bags are full uff treets and duzznt gib dem inny. He sez, "I jest ran owt". The oldest boy, hoo iz abowt 10 asks, did yoo see a bunch of black cats come this way?" Mosey "Nope, why?" The smartypants kid sez, "we just wanna play with them" Mosey thinks 'yeah right" "I think they ran by to thu howse down da road, a old witch, erm nise laddee lives dere n her haz lotz uff black kitties hoo will just love yoo." [smurkle] n homemade cookies tew. Okay, thanx, sez the smartypants bratkid. Mosey slams da door in his fase, n starts waffing reel hard. "Boy, are they in for trubble, messin wiff black cats is so NOT kewl" He goes bak to where da skaredy cats are n invites dem tew join da party. He introdooses them tew his frendz n tells dem iz umkay tew have fun gnow. Bob Qat iz furry imprezzed wif da way hiz Dad handled thu sichyooashion and gibs him a big huggie, n den runs off to thu bannister, Ding dong 2 goats bah twik or treet n git karrots. Be kareful owt dere warns Mosey. Iffen yoo see 2 .barekid boyz dwezzed skary, bump dem in da butt wiff yer horns n den run off. Dey wur beeng meen to some Black kitties. Ummmmmmkaaaaay sez da goatz. Fangu fur da gudiez. Mosey closes the door Ding dong doorbell and here is....... |
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