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Old June 24th 05, 08:14 AM
Sundance
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Default Skary things in owr howse!

I usually likes to vestigate efurrything Meowmie brings inta da howse, but
today she bringed in some skary things! Dey iz big, floaty things with
ribbins hanging offa dem, an dey stayz up in da air lookin like dey will
drop on innocent liddle kitties if we gits too close! Meowmie callz dem
"bloons".

Da funnee thing iz, she also bringed in some flowers, but she wont let us
hab dem -- not to play wif, not to eat, not evin juss to look at. Hoomins
juss iznt fair sumtimes.

Sundance


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Old June 24th 05, 02:42 PM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Sundance wrote:
I usually likes to vestigate efurrything Meowmie brings inta da howse, but
today she bringed in some skary things! Dey iz big, floaty things with
ribbins hanging offa dem, an dey stayz up in da air lookin like dey will
drop on innocent liddle kitties if we gits too close! Meowmie callz dem
"bloons".

Da funnee thing iz, she also bringed in some flowers, but she wont let us
hab dem -- not to play wif, not to eat, not evin juss to look at. Hoomins
juss iznt fair sumtimes.

Sundance


Wez hab had doze here too before. Dey IS scary! An if dey stay in da
hous long enuf dey gets furry sneaky and slowwwwwly get lower an
lowerer. But da good news is dat once dey gets really low dey sort of
die. I guess dat dey duznt like bein near da floor.

Sammy Kitten
still worried about sisfur Harri Roadcat
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Old June 25th 05, 12:45 AM
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:14:30 GMT, Sundance wrote:

I usually likes to vestigate efurrything Meowmie brings inta da howse, but
today she bringed in some skary things! Dey iz big, floaty things with
ribbins hanging offa dem, an dey stayz up in da air lookin like dey will
drop on innocent liddle kitties if we gits too close! Meowmie callz dem
"bloons".

Da funnee thing iz, she also bringed in some flowers, but she wont let us
hab dem -- not to play wif, not to eat, not evin juss to look at. Hoomins
juss iznt fair sumtimes.

Sundance


Pssst, Sundance, Rebecca, moff clowser so Anti Sandy kant heer.
Gettid high upup on sumfin and play batbat wif an open paw wif dem.
Yur hooman will skweel wif delite!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
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Old June 25th 05, 04:24 AM
Miss Violette
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dem blaunz iz funfun anna dey haza tail uzualy dat iz fun ta chaseychase,
TV, Not knowin 'bout flowerz
Sundance wrote in message
. com...
I usually likes to vestigate efurrything Meowmie brings inta da howse, but
today she bringed in some skary things! Dey iz big, floaty things with
ribbins hanging offa dem, an dey stayz up in da air lookin like dey will
drop on innocent liddle kitties if we gits too close! Meowmie callz dem
"bloons".

Da funnee thing iz, she also bringed in some flowers, but she wont let us
hab dem -- not to play wif, not to eat, not evin juss to look at. Hoomins
juss iznt fair sumtimes.

Sundance




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Old June 25th 05, 04:44 AM
Sundance
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:14:30 GMT, Sundance wrote:

I usually likes to vestigate efurrything Meowmie brings inta da howse,
but
today she bringed in some skary things! Dey iz big, floaty things with
ribbins hanging offa dem, an dey stayz up in da air lookin like dey will
drop on innocent liddle kitties if we gits too close! Meowmie callz dem
"bloons".

Sundance


Pssst, Sundance, Rebecca, moff clowser so Anti Sandy kant heer.
Gettid high upup on sumfin and play batbat wif an open paw wif dem.
Yur hooman will skweel wif delite!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Reely? Hmmm... well, I will haz to try dat da nextest time, but Meowmie
alreddy put deze ones away when she seed dat we wuz skared. Rebecca was a
liddle braver dan me -- she went up next to da ribbins fur a minit, but den
she bakked off. I didnt evin wanna git dat klose.

Sundance


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Old June 30th 05, 09:30 PM
FurrsomeFoursome
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Ooh, Sundance! Dose are bloons. Dey's big and skarry but ushually
harmliss, BUT!!!!

If yew has sharpsharp toes (like me an da Sprout! but not Blue and
Maui) be carful 'bout whackin' dem iffn' yew don't like noiseys.

If yew whack a bloon with sharp toes, the YELL REALLY LOUD
alluffasudden, but den dey die real kwick.

Don't eet dem, or dere tayles -deys' not gud fur kitties and plug up
yer guts.

Panda ov Bloon Bangin' toes.

 




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