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Old March 23rd 05, 02:16 AM
Enfilade
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Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.
2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?
3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?
4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?
5. Inside or outside?
6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
7. What do you think of kittens?
8. How many colours of fur do you have?
9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?
10. Food: gooshy or dry?
11. Favourite hoomin food?
12. Who do you love most?
13. Your opinion of TV?
14. How many lives do you have left?
15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
17. Favourite toy?
18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
19. Most embarrassing moment?
20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)
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Old March 23rd 05, 02:22 AM
Mary
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
m...
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.


Buddhus Magnificus, aka Buddha.

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?


Anyplace soft where I can stand on my head, preferably sunlit.

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?


Pills.

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?


My papa human.

5. Inside or outside?


Inside but I frequently hear the Call of the Wild
and my humans go with me into the fenced back yard.

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?


Other cats are not good enough for me.

7. What do you think of kittens?


Never seen one, don't remember being one.

8. How many colours of fur do you have?


Three--black and white and some brown in sunlight.

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?


4.

10. Food: gooshy or dry?


I have never met the food I do not like.

11. Favourite hoomin food?


Chicken.

12. Who do you love most?


My papa human. He smells like a boy.

13. Your opinion of TV?


What is that?

14. How many lives do you have left?


7. I had two very bad fits, but am fine now.

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?


To make sure the cats go under the bed.

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?


Toys for dismantling.


17. Favourite toy?


Laser light.

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?


Eating ALL THE TIME!!

19. Most embarrassing moment?


When I saw a cat outside the window and my papa
human walked by and I bit him on the ankle. I don't
know what came over me.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?


Boo Boo, Queen of All Cats.



--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)



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Old July 16th 05, 05:07 PM
David Stevenson
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Enfilade wrote
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.


NP: Nanki Poo
MK: Minke

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?



NP: Bed
MK: Bed

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?


NP: Car
MK: What?

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?


NP: Bed
MK: Nanki Poo

5. Inside or outside?


NP: Out
MK: Out

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?


NP: No
MK: No

7. What do you think of kittens?


NP: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggg ggggggghhhhhh !!
Minke was a most annoying kitten and now he's a most annoying cat!
MK: ???

8. How many colours of fur do you have?


NP: Three: not only the normal two of any Siamese, but I have white tips
to my front paws.
MK: Two, being Siamese. Why does Nanki Poo have white tips to his front
paws?

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?


NP: Two
MK: Two

10. Food: gooshy or dry?


NP: Food is food
MK: Whatever

11. Favourite hoomin food?


NP: Chicken, meat
MK: Chicken, anything really

12. Who do you love most?


NP: Me
MK: Nanki Poo

13. Your opinion of TV?


NP: zzzzzzzzzzzz
MK: What's TV?

14. How many lives do you have left?


NP: Nine
MK: Nine

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?


NP: Making too much noise
MK: Scaring poor cats

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?


NP: I like catching frogs and seeing them jump
MK: I wish birds would play with me more

17. Favourite toy?


NP: ???????
MK: Nanki Poo

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?


NP: Walking on their food
MK: Nothing much

19. Most embarrassing moment?


NP: I'm sure I meant to ...
MK: ?????????

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?


NP: Poo
MK: Minks

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Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome
Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 12 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC
Minke: SI W+Cp B 3 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC-
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Old July 16th 05, 10:05 PM
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--"David Stevenson" wrote in message
...
Enfilade wrote
1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including

hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.


Kim



2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?


On the hewmans bed

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would

it
be?


The cat next door

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what

would
it be?


My mum

5. Inside or outside?


Outside


6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?


A lady never kisses and tells

7. What do you think of kittens?.


I like kittens as long as they're someone elses.


8. How many colours of fur do you have?


One, black

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?


Two

10. Food: gooshy or dry?


I'll eat anything. Does my bum look big in this ?

11. Favourite hoomin food?


Chicken

12. Who do you love most?.


Depends who's feeding me


13. Your opinion of TV?


Pfffht


14. How many lives do you have left?.


At least 8

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?


To sit in the cupboard under the stairs.


16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?


Mice, live baby ones. I bring them home for my hoomins to chase
around the living room.

17. Favourite toy?.


The dog . He's smaller than me, heh


18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?


Dont allow? I'm the boss!

19. Most embarrassing moment?


I never do embarrassing things.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?


Madame Stinky


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Old July 17th 05, 03:20 AM
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Enfilade wrote
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.


Sheba the Queen
Robin the Lovebug
King Djoser

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?


All three cats: Meowmy's bed

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?


Sheba: Djoser
Robin: the harness and leash
Djoser: Sheba

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?


Sheba: food
Robin: Meowmy
Djoser: Meowmy

5. Inside or outside?


All three cats: inside; but in protest

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?


Sheba: My beloved Max; and then Amber. Both RB, sadly
Robin: I would love to play post office or any other game with with a
boy/girlfriend.
Djoser: All I need is Meowmy for love

7. What do you think of kittens?


Sheba: vermin
Robin: fun toys!
Djoser: I am not sharing my Meowmy!

8. How many colours of fur do you have?


Sheba: four, as I am tortishell
Robin: blue and a bit of white
Djoser: I am all satin black

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?


All three cats: two

10. Food: gooshy or dry?


Sheba: all kinds of fiid
Robin: dry
Djoser: dry

11. Favourite hoomin food?


Sheba: anything
Robin: roast chicken and turkey
Djoser: roast chicken and turkey

12. Who do you love most?


all three cats: Meowmy

13. Your opinion of TV?


All three cats: uninteresting, unless there is a nature or Audubon
show

14. How many lives do you have left?


Sheba: 8, I was attacked by a coyote when I was young
Robin: 9, I have led a charmed life
Djoser: 8, a mean man dumped me in the country in the winter and then
Meowmy rescued me

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?


all three cats: to stay hidden in the closet

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?


Sheba: food
Robin and Djoser: something to hone our hunting skills and then eat

17. Favourite toy?


Sheba: leather string
Robin: laser light
Djoser: The Feathered Flyer

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?


Sheba: trying to steal hoomin food
Robin: trying to sneak outside
Djoser: picking on Sheba

19. Most embarrassing moment?


Sheba: when I wet myself with fear at TEDs
Robin: when I fell off the bed while asleep
Djoser: when I slipped ond fell flat on ice while chasing a bunny

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?


Sheba: Pretty little girl
Robin: Lovebug
Djoser: Sweet boy

--
CATherine
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Old July 17th 05, 05:27 PM
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[piggy-backing, since the original is not on my server]

Enfilade wrote
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)


1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.


Will: William of Orange

Heidi: Heidi


2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?


W: The window shelf in Paw's bedroom

H: Upstairs hallway, living room sofa, tool bench in the cellar
-- I've got lots of 'em.


3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?


W: I've had more than enough of the stinky stuff I have to
breathe from that AeroKat thingy before I get my treats.

H: The front door; we don't use it because we don't get to go
out, and if nobody could come in, I wouldn't have to keep
dodging down cellar.


4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?


W: My new Forever Home and my hoomins.

H: Lots of kibbles (oh, and can I please take my brush, too?)


5. Inside or outside?


W: Inside, but I'd like to have some Out time.

H: Inside. I was Out for a few weeks and I almost died of
hunger. There was no kibbles!



8. How many colours of fur do you have?


W: Just one -- dilute orange, with a little darker striping. I
look a lot like Britta's Vino, only I've got a tail.

H: Three -- brown, pale orange, black. I'm a long-haired
torby.


9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?


Both: Three, but the older ones are only good for skritches,
not for food. And we have to watch out for them when they move
around.


10. Food: gooshy or dry?


Both: Dry. Paw tried to put water on our kibble a coupla
times, but we made it very clear that was not allowed.


11. Favourite hoomin food?


W: That's the only bad thing about my new Forever Home. When I
first got here, I would always come and sit up to the table,
making it clear, in a very polite manner, that I expected to get
hoomin food. But I never got any (sigh), so I finally gave up
and don't pay much attention to the hoomins eating any more.

H: I'm not interested in hoomin food.


12. Who do you love most?


W: Paw

H: I love people who skritch me and brush me -- only it takes a
long time to be sure they're safe.


13. Your opinion of TV?


W: No interest.

H: It's a good thing because it anchors hoomins, so you can
settle in right next to them and get skritches.


14. How many lives do you have left?


W: Maybe about six. Not too bad for an 11-year-old.

H: Eight, I guess, but the Out just about scared me out the
rest of them.


15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?


W: It's hard to tell, but I don't trust it and I don't like the
noise, so I stay a long ways away from it. I just hope that my
Paw knows what he is doing.

H: I've been trying to figure it out. I'd like to get close
and see what it's doing, but the noise makes me nervous when I'm
too close.


16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?


W: I like watching birds through the window, and I like playing
with the mice that Heidi brings up from down cellar.

H: I'm a real good mouse catcher.


17. Favourite toy?


W: I like strings, as long as there's a hoomin attached to the
other end.

H: Anything my hoomins will push under a door for me.


18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?


Both: Lying down on whatever the hoomins are working at, like
keyboards and picture puzzles.


19. Most embarrassing moment?


W: Rolling off the edge of things. I don't like that, but
somehow I keep doing it.

H: Oh, I would never do anything gauche.


20. What nickname do, or should, you have?


W: Sweet William

H: Your Fluffiness

Both: Foolish Feline; Pain (Utter Pain, Complete Pain,
Painful P. Pussycat, etc.); Pusstiferous Pessycat;
Hey! You with the fur on you

--

Wayne M.
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Old July 17th 05, 06:45 PM
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Enfilade wrote
Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.


Jake or preferably Jacob
Molly

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?


Jake: I'm not telling. THey might find me
Molly: The boys beds. Preferably with the boys in them

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?


Jake: Blue Jays (I've sent my fair share)
Molly: All the other cats in the neighborhood

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?


Jake: My Black stuffed cat
Molly: Jake

5. Inside or outside?


Jake: Out
Molly: Out

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?


Jake: I used to have a playmate named Oreo but he got moved away
Molly: Does my kittens Dad count? I barely knew him

7. What do you think of kittens?


Jake: Really annoying, and too small to hit
Molly: I think they are very interesting. Did I ever have that much
energy?

8. How many colours of fur do you have?


Jake: I'm a Sealpoint Siamese. Servent of the Gods. Master of all earthly
lifeforms
Molly: They say I'm a Calico. White spots and Orange stops and Grey tabby
spots.

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?


JakeandMolly: Two full time. Lots of part time help


10. Food: gooshy or dry?


JakeandMolly: Dry. Mixture of assorted brands. And the occasional shrimp
or ray tuna.

11. Favourite hoomin food?


JakeandMolly: We do not eat after the slaves.

12. Who do you love most?


Jake: When Mommy wears a nice fuzzy sweater. I love makin biscuits
Molly: When the food and water bowls stay full and the back door stays open

13. Your opinion of TV?


JAkeandMolly: Well it does keep the hoomins home and available to serve

14. How many lives do you have left?


Jake: About six
Molly: About five

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?


JakeandMolly: We never stay around long enough to figure out what it does.

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?


JakeandMolly: If it moves its prey

17. Favourite toy?


Jake: DOn't tell anyone but I've got this really cool black cat stashed
under the bookcase
Molly: The leopard spotten thing on the stick with feathers on the end.
Jake


18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?


Allow? Us?

19. Most embarrassing moment?


We do not make mistakes, therefore we do not get embarrassed. We do on
occasion choose to entertain the slaves however

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?


Jake: Jakitty
Molly: Babbygirl

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Old March 23rd 05, 02:23 AM
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:16:18 -0800, Enfilade wrote:

Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to answer 20
random questions. But this might be the first one intended for felines.
(Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to have someone else do
their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin surname
if you use one and/or show titles. 2. Where is your favourite place to
sleep? 3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would
it be?
4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would it
be?
5. Inside or outside?
6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
7. What do you think of kittens?
8. How many colours of fur do you have? 9. How many hoomin slaves do you
keep? 10. Food: gooshy or dry?
11. Favourite hoomin food?
12. Who do you love most?
13. Your opinion of TV?
14. How many lives do you have left? 15. What is the proper function of
a vaccuum cleaner? 16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
17. Favourite toy?
18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow? 19. Most
embarrassing moment?
20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)


TuTu is inscrutable. MLB

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Old March 23rd 05, 03:06 AM
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in article , Enfilade at
wrote on 3/22/05 7:16 PM:

Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.

Sugar Chuplis
2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

The chair in the hall. It is quiet. It is near the litter box. I can still
hear meowmie but be private.
3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?

It isn't nice, but I'm not very happy about Pearl. She is mean. She is kind
of interesting, but she is mean to me. But I don't think I want her in h*ll.
That isn't ladylike.
4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?

Beloved Fish.
5. Inside or outside?

Inside
6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

No. But I did have a crush on Snake. *sigh* He just visited a few times. He
was very very handsome.
7. What do you think of kittens?

What are those?
8. How many colours of fur do you have?

One.
9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

One.
10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Dry, dry, dry. Meowmie tries to get me to eat gooshy food, but I only will
have a leeeetle a/d now and again.
11. Favourite hoomin food?

Ewwww. Well, I guess ham is OK sometimes.
12. Who do you love most?

Meowmie.
13. Your opinion of TV?

What is that? Is that the thing meowmie is on and has the little black bug?
I like that sometimes.
14. How many lives do you have left?

9. I hope.
15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

Evil!! EVIL I tell you!!!!
16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

I got a BAT once. Does that count? I like watching de birds and squirrels.
17. Favourite toy?

It's hard to decide between the fur ball and twisties.
18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

I sometimes like to play box. You know, where you go and push the lid of the
box down. Then repeat. TEN THOUSAND TIMES!
19. Most embarrassing moment?

What? Moi?
20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

Meowmie calls me her little Brown Sugar.

--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)


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Old March 23rd 05, 03:06 AM
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On Tue 22 Mar 2005 08:16:18p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
om):

I guess I'll have to make kitties draw straws to choose who will
answer this survey, otherwise I'd be typing for them for days.

(Shammy wins because I let him due to his bad owie)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including
hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles.

Shamrock "the Rock" de Badskinnicus

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?

What day?

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what
would it be?

Bonnie

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what
would it be?

Laser pointer (aka Red dot greebling)

5. Inside or outside?

Inside baybee, all da way! But I love my outside thingie mommy
calls an inclosher, has a flappy door that I mastered in a day

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?

(He mumbled something I couldn't understand)

7. What do you think of kittens?

I like to smell their butts

8. How many colours of fur do you have?

Two

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?

Mostly just one

10. Food: gooshy or dry?

Gooshy fish but meowmie only lets me have it sometimes

11. Favourite hoomin food?

Bah. Give me fishy gooshy food. But I do like shrimpies

12. Who do you love most?

Meowmie!! No one else can love her!

13. Your opinion of TV?

Noisy

14. How many lives do you have left?

Prolly not many

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?

Off and hidden

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?

BUG!!!!

17. Favourite toy?

Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot
greebling (where is it!!!!)

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?

Beating up Bonnie

19. Most embarrassing moment?

What, embarrassed? Moi? I do everything intentionally.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

Meowmie calls me silly boy. Or goofy. Or Samwock. I'm so confused.




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Cheryl
 




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