The Silly Cat Survey

Everyone's seen those surveys that go around email asking you to
answer 20 random questions. But this might be the first one intended
for felines. (Hoomins are allowed to help those cats who prefer to
have someone else do their typing.)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including hoomin
surname if you use one and/or show titles.
2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?
3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what would it
be?
4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what would
it be?
5. Inside or outside?
6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
7. What do you think of kittens?
8. How many colours of fur do you have?
9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?
10. Food: gooshy or dry?
11. Favourite hoomin food?
12. Who do you love most?
13. Your opinion of TV?
14. How many lives do you have left?
15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
17. Favourite toy?
18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
19. Most embarrassing moment?
20. What nickname do, or should, you have?

--Fil

(When it shows up on Google I'll get my crew to fill it out.)